BoMEVian RhapsodETH

Is this the real price?
Or is there MEV?
Caught in a sandwich,
No escape from the price slipping
Raise your gasprice,
Add up the TIP and BASEFEE,
I'm just a degen, subject to ordering,
Because the miners get, order flow,
Before high, after low,
Any way the price goes doesn't really matter to
Me, to me

Minerrr,
Got bribed again,
A robot arbed the spread, paid the coinbase,
Got ahead
Miner, saw my transaction,
But private mempool sends got in the way
Miner, oooh,
Why'd you liquidate my Dai,
Before I came back with collateralll,
Bundle on, bundle on, since order really matters

Too late, the block was mined,
The second that I signed, they used the Flashbots
API
Goodbye, all you miners, there's something new,
Gonna leave you all behind for layer 2
Miner, oooh
I don't want that mined,
Already wish it'd never been signed at all.

I see a little differential in the pricing,
Will I BE the one TO do a little arbitraging!
NFTs are minting, miners do the printing free
MEVA, MEVA
MEVA, MEVA
MEVA, miners do the ordering.

Magnificooo o o o o

I'm just a poor boy send public transactions
Miners get to take it and do all of the extraction
Spare me the sight of my coins decreasing

Before high, after low, will you let me go
A sandwich! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) A sandwich! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) A sandwich! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh MEV-A, MEV-A, MEV-A let me go
The Flaashbots have a mempool put aside for me, for me,
For meee

So you think you can hop me and cut in the line
So you think you can do it for a better price
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get first, just gotta be first in the block

Order really matters, cuz of MEV,
Order really matters,
Order really matters to me
Any block you propose…