# Episode 23: The Certainty of Steal

## Fauci Outci!

- https://www.newsweek.com/anthony-fauci-donald-trump-coronavirus-task-force-fate-1497607
***NOOOOOOOOOO BRRRAAAUGHGHGHGHGRRRBLBLBL!! There are still more gay bath houses I must visit to "see what's going on there"!!!***
- riding into the sunset on cushy consulting deals, or fleeing an incoming shit show with more and more vax injuries and deaths surfacing? **PLACE YA BETS!**
- https://ussanews.com/2022/08/22/dr-fauci-to-resign-in-december/ "a recent analysis from Open the Books found that the first year of Fauci’s retirement pension will be over $414,000 annually, more than the president’s salary."

## Anne Heche's Magic Carpet Ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0M9J8QAMfA&
0:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB-s7QJ23yA
1:43

- the *classic* tale of tinfoil and tooth fillings

## Internal Retard Service

https://www.atr.org/irs-agents-accidentally-discharged-guns-more-often-they-intentionally-fired-them/
- "Inspector General found that “Special agents not properly trained in the use of firearms could endanger the public, *as well as their fellow special agents*, and expose the IRS to possible litigation over injuries or damages”"
***you don't say...***
**ENHANCE!**

- Sheniqua dun be makin' sho yo back plates be in

https://files.catbox.moe/57yn33.mp4 "Freeze! And stop laughing!"
- "The Inspector General cryptically references accidental discharges that caused “property damage or personal injury”:“In three of the four accidental discharges that were not reported, the accidental discharges may have resulted in property damage or personal injury.” The details of these incidents are for some reason redacted in the report:"

***do NOT redeem exemptions, my sirs***

## Rage in the Wage Cage

- https://www.dailydot.com/debug/amazon-stretching/
- https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/10/21/is-amazon-unstoppable
- "She added, “Managers are always vague about what will get you fired, which creates this paranoia.” Employees, she said, sometimes ask questions about “what exactly will get them fired, and the responses are so vague that you basically know that if you’re not constantly moving, you’re probably gone.” Employees line up at *vending machines that dispense free over-the-counter painkillers*. For years, some Amazon warehouses lacked sufficient air-conditioning; this changed only after reports emerged, in 2011, of workers passing out and requiring emergency medical treatment for heat-related problems."
- the infamous wagie shuffle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfRpkK5dWU
- stuck in traffic, wagie? Misery levels rising? LMAO get fucked, here's a bill! https://nypost.com/2022/08/14/hochul-congestion-pricing-hike-puts-struggling-new-yorkers-in-a-jam/
- "Last week, the MTA released its plan to begin congestion pricing, charging up to $34.50 per day for drivers traveling south of 60th Street in Manhattan.
- "the kicker is, historically, congestion pricing has failed spectacularly at its stated goals. Even after implementing congestion pricing in London, drivers still ended up spending even more of their lives in traffic, while also paying far more annually in the congestion-pricing fees that are supposed to cut down on traffic."

### What's that wagie, you think you'll be spared the misery by working from home?

- https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/24/podcasts/the-daily/workplace-surveillance-productivity-tracking.html?showTranscript=1
- company spyware and camera tracks your activity, if you are idle at *any* point, lose a 10 min chunk of pay
- "even if she had worked for 9 and 1/2 minutes out of 10 minutes, if that screenshot showed her inactive, if she was gone or distracted for that 30 seconds, she wouldn’t be paid for that increment. But there was also another reason. This digital tracking actually missed a lot of her work."

### And don't forget to eat those bugs:
- https://archive.ph/k3ifW
- "Insects can be turned into meat-like flavors" not meat itself. just a meat like flavor
- "the flavors were released when mealworms were heated with sugars" so healthy!

## AYYYYYYYYLMAO


- https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adadb/congress-admits-ufos-not-man-made-says-threats-increasing-exponentially
- "Buried deep in a report that’s an addendum to the Intelligence Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2023, a budget that governs America’s clandestine services, Congress made two startling claims. The first is that “cross-domain transmedium threats to the United States national security are expanding exponentially.”"
- "This implies that members of the Senate Intelligence Committee believe (on a unanimous, bipartisan basis) that some UFOs have non-human origins
- "In 2021, the DoD issued a report detailing more than 100 sightings that it investigated. It said some of what it studied could not be explained with current scientific models"

## Smash that kike button

### The mask ~~slips~~ falls to the ground and shatters completely

- https://files.catbox.moe/hufu81.mp4

### Israeli biotech firm wants to grow headless babies for organ harvesting

- https://igorchudov.substack.com/p/human-embryos-without-heads-to-be
- https://nypost.com/2022/08/22/biotech-firm-wants-to-grow-human-embryos-for-organ-harvesting/
- "It is believed to be the first time ever that a “synthetic” embryo was created and maintained to such an advanced stage without the use of sperm, eggs, or a uterus. Jacob Hanna, a researcher at the Weizmann Institute of Science in Rehovot, Israel, and the founder of Renewal Bio, now aims to apply the same technology to human embryos."
- "“In Israel and many other countries, such as the US and the UK, it is legal and we have ethical approval to do this with human-induced pluripotent stem cells,” Hanna said."
- according to whom, kike?

***I'm a real boy!***

- who's responsible? https://files.catbox.moe/dc01ec.mp4
- just been done with fleshbaggery already, fools https://files.catbox.moe/sxcbba.mp4

## A segment summed up in a single word: asgzkfffzzzgmfmmbbpkk

https://files.catbox.moe/08rgx0.mp4 (you WILL take the pen)
- wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8FLqsgV3PY 0:32

## Shits and gigs

- it's just a prank, bro https://files.catbox.moe/t76tzu.mp4
- boomerkanier admonished for continued cringeposting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owBhCgqGrS0
- noooo, you can't just play as a straight white male!! 
- "omg we had a GREAT time with Big Mic- I mean, Michelle" https://files.catbox.moe/dfiaim.mp4
- odeur de poal https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=63060ee87262b
- talk cringe, get the hinge https://files.catbox.moe/o08j5e.mp4

## Who could have predicted this?

- 
- https://www.resources.org/common-resources/inflation-reduction-act-electric-vehicle-subsidies-for-passenger-vehicles/
- No sooner are EV subsidies extended and expanded:


- https://nypost.com/2022/08/22/elon-musks-tesla-hiking-price-of-full-self-driving-system-to-15000/?dicbo=v2-3ac81e0414a3ecb74c067c56bf5261c6
- one almost wonders if 10k in student loan gibs will have an identical effect, hmmmmmm
- https://nypost.com/2022/08/23/biden-set-to-cancel-up-to-10k-in-student-debt-report/
- "An analysis by the Penn Wharton Budget Model backed up that claim, estimating that the cancellation would cost the federal government $329.7 billion over the next 10 years — with up to 73% of the cancellations assisting households in the top 60% of earners in the US. Based on that analysis, the National Taxpayers Union Foundation worked out the average cost of Biden’s announcement to $2,085.59 per taxpayer."

- Dodge Electric Charger SRT- truly a tranny Car: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=62ffc80a8c5c0
- (makes fake engine and exhaust noises)
- [listen](https://youtu.be/04aC16jXJng?t=615) to the gayness

## Gun soyfty

- Making the Toronto Streets Safer, one rusty relic at a time:
- 
- https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6305103153e09
- Gun rights activist ask to rescind gun ban in Times Square:
- https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/3612360-gun-rights-group-asks-judge-to-block-ny-gun-ban-in-times-square-other-sensitive-places/
- Bets on them listening?

## CNN is going centrist?

### Brian Stelter canned from CNN

- No more Reliable Sources (which ran for 30 years)
- https://archive.ph/9rkL4

### Future CNNLOL
- Will keep Jim Acosta and Don Lemon: https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2022/08/21/nolte-report-says-cnnlol-will-keep-don-lemon-jim-acosta-2/
- Cnn Boss warns staff more scary change is coming: https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2022/08/20/cnn-boss-chris-licht-warns-staff-prepare-for-more-changes-you-might-not-like-after-brian-stelter-exit/

## Mage Rantz

- /v/fatpeoplehate is full of degenerate fats and fat simps
- advice to Paradoxical (stop wasting your time with shit like [this](https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6308cf7b2fa19))
- searchvoat 2.0 idea
- thoughts on invite only tree model, tagging vs subs: https://lobste.rs/about
- > The full user tree is public and each user's profile shows who invited them. This provides some degree of accountability and helps identify voting rings.
>
> Invitations are used as a mechanism for spam-control, to slow registrations to a pace we can acculturate (more below) and to encourage users to be nice, not to make the Lobsters userbase an elite club.

## Very ballsy of you

- 
- The documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7kP_dd6LU (actually well worth watching)
- another example of woman trying to prove men are evil but changing her mind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Pill
- 

## Caught in a Webb of lies

- https://science.slashdot.org/story/22/08/20/2151228/has-the-webb-telescope-disproved-the-big-bang-theory
- Some extremely far off galaxies in JWST images appear to contradict the current theories of the Big Bang and the expansion of the universe. Huge galaxies redshifted back to near the supposed beginning of the timeline have been spotted, too massive and mature for their age relative to the big bang.

***we spent 10 billion dollars on this thing and all it did was prove we're full of shit!***