# Episode 31

# Christmas / New Year recap

- Christmas: Shamefur dispray of goycattle consuuuuuuuuuumerism? Based comfy holiday that makes the yids seethe every year? What about muh Saturnalia?? **Round Table**
- Some love it, some hate it https://files.catbox.moe/5h3l3i.mp4
- Especially if you've been a bad goy https://files.catbox.moe/r508em.MP4
- Then there's dealing with cringe relatives https://files.catbox.moe/m9ulli.mp4
- Still, it's a great time to enjoy comfort food and good company https://files.catbox.moe/jb9zqh.mp4

# Starting the new year out right: GIGA thot patrol roundup

## Screwed the pooch: new fad or have they always been this way?
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- https://files.catbox.moe/y5n1lg.mp4

## Mirror mirror, on the wall, who is the sanest foid of all?
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*demons aren't real, guys. r-right?*
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*look, I'm making a mildly pained facial expression! that means I'm absolved of all my filthy behavior*
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*most chaste modern femoid*

How to put up with these awful biatches? Pharmajew's got your back https://files.catbox.moe/i19bov.mp4

## Post wall pwnage
- https://archive.vn/YkUNr
- "I didn’t notice at first. It’s hard to sense the lack of a thing, like when you don’t realize your headache is gone until an hour after it starts to recede."
- "I wanted the male gaze, and I hated it. I was ready for love, ready for sex, and I wanted boys to notice me."
- "At 19, I was constantly second-guessing myself, worrying about the way I was perceived. And that’s the black beating heart of it: These boys could tank my self-confidence with a word. How did they do it? They seemed endowed by their creator with a sense of self-assurance that I couldn’t muster. That must be what it is to walk the earth as a man."
- "At 57, I have simply ceased to care. Sure, there’s a little disappointment to feeling like I’m no longer interesting. But on balance it’s just such a relief to walk down the street carelessly. I’m not braced for unwanted attention. No one invades my personal space.
No one has told me to smile in at least a decade."
**GRAPE STATUS: EXTRA SOUR (TERMINAL)**
*FINE then, DON'T pay attention to me, I didn't want you to anyway.*
## Most loyal french w*man
https://www.amren.com/news/2022/12/french-woman-convicted-after-falsely-claiming-white-male-raped-her/
- "A 23-year-old French woman has been convicted to three months in prison and received a €500 fine for after falsely claiming a White male raped her on Dec. 3, when in fact it was later determined that it was in fact an illegal African immigrant who she had sex with."
- "It is claimed by the prosecution the alleged victim had been on a date with the African male and had engaged in consensual sex with the man, but subsequently felt ashamed of what she had done and decided to frame a White male for rape."
**MANY. SUCH. CASES.**

## George Santos: Ebin trole or mega corrupt grifter? Both? This shit will make your head spin

- [Who is George Santos and why is he in trouble?](https://archive.is/yhlpM#selection-685.0-685.46)
- ["Oops, I made everything up!"](https://archive.is/lKB6Q)
- Claims to be openly gay, but was married to a woman in Brazil
- Claims to be married to a dude, no marraige record found, wears a ring apparently at random
- Claims to be a jew whose family lived through DA HOOLACAUST OWW GAWDDD!, no records of him being jewish or from eastern Europe found. (Now claims to be merely jew-*ish*)
- Claims to have graduated from Baruch college, never did
- Claims to have worked for Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, never did, according to them
- Claims to have run a pet charity called Friends of Pets United, never did, according to IRS records
- Claims his family owns 13 rental properties and complained about how landlords couldn't evict tenants during the pandemic, no records of any properties found, rather, Santos is a deadbeat tenant *himself* (?!?!?!?!?!).
- [The Wild Eviction Drama George Santos Can’t Seem to Explain](https://archive.is/Hhg2n#selection-1199.0-1199.59)
- "George Santos was seen moving his stuff into his sister’s place last week, but court records show she’s facing eviction for allegedly failing to fork over $40,000 in unpaid rent." (This after providing a fake address earlier and being registered to vote at yet ANOTHER address)
- His sister owes "$40,000 in payment obligations despite receiving more than $30,000 in July from the federal Emergency Rental Assistance Program (ERAP)"
- "Curiously, at the same time Santos’ sister was not paying rent, she was making sizable political donations. However, she only gave to two campaigns: her brother’s, and one of his top allies."
- "“How could Santos’ sister afford to give thousands of dollars in political contributions when she couldn’t pay her rent and had just applied for federal rental assistance? Where did George Santos get the money to finance his campaign, and where did his sister get the money to make maxed-out political donations?” Fischer wondered."
- "the financial patterns around Santos appear so irregular that “anything around him gets called into question."

## Nominative Determinism

- Discussed briefly on a previous ep- Sam BANKMAN Fried... what are the chances?
> "1 in a million doc, 1 in a million!"
- [AHAHAHA Dr. Dick Chopp](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/27992/nominative-determinism-yes-thats-his-real-name)
- [Lawyer Sue Yoo](https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-names-born-to-do-their-jobs/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic)
- dangus shortlist in secondary notes
- Imagine the horror if these names started driving their owner's behavior....https://deadspin.com/pope-thrower-vs-jizyah-shorts-is-the-name-of-the-year-1834722599

### Speaking of weird predictive programming-

- Idaho roast beef slicer Kohberger's sister was in a 2011 budget horror movie about.... [a group of college kids who get sliced up by a psycho](https://nypost.com/2023/01/05/bryan-kohbergers-sister-starred-in-horror-film/)
- Amanda Kohberger's character is the only one to make it out alive 🤔
- "Amanda, who now works as a licensed school counselor in Pennsylvania" Because OF COURSE she does!

## Chicken Boned

- https://archive.is/4u5JL
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- Batman on the case https://files.catbox.moe/ibd3sf.mp4

- Various reddit and yelp threads bemoaning the boneyards while tiptoeing around the root cause, as always.
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- Possibly due to NIGGERISM https://files.catbox.moe/rtps35.mp4

## DMT elves be rayciss n sheeeeeit (psychedelic privilege)

- https://afru.com/dmt-entities-beings-racist/
- "Anti-Black spiritual warfare
One possible explanation for racist incidents while taking DMT is that the occurrence of racist DMT entities isn’t merely accidental or coincidental. Considering the Latinx origin of DMT and ayahuasca, it’s not completely outside the realm of possibility that these racist entities are extensions of conflicts happening in the everyday realm; a sort of “spiritual turf war” going on between the Black and Latinx community.
This is the inevitable and direct result of white supremacy. We can definitively say this because it’s something that happens not only in the realm of the spiritual, but also the realm of the physical. White men take all of the resources and land, leaving the Latinx and Black community to fight amongst themselves for the scraps. Ideally, both groups would band together to fight against their oppressor, but that’s not the case as long as the waters are muddied and we all fight each other."
- "Internalized oppression
Another possible explanation for racist DMT experiences is that some Black folks, specifically the type of Black people who are male and would watch someone like Joe Rogan, are just subconsciously racist against fellow Black people. The occurrence of these racist DMT elves could be the result of internalized oppression felt by lonely incel Black men and teenagers who are convinced by their racist white friends to consume racist media like Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson."
**LMAO**
*And now for the pinnacle of dumb negro copes from the article*:
- "DMT entities being AI programs would also further prove that we are living in a system of systemic racism. The creators of the simulation literally created racist AI entities to torment Black folks, as if it wasn’t enough that they created a world that is inherently racist in almost all aspects."

## Fresh dose of Biden bloopers/end of year cut

- Don't invite poor relatives, they'll eat all your food! https://files.catbox.moe/ldbr2e.mp4
- Don't jump! ...again https://files.catbox.moe/jihe8w.mp4
- 2022 highlight reel https://files.catbox.moe/y4sdcy.mp4
- ????????? https://files.catbox.moe/qejcw1.mp4

## BEHOLDETH THE CLIP DUMPENING

- Keeping score https://files.catbox.moe/nhmb0q.mp4
- 30 new space cars https://files.catbox.moe/9x5b2c.mp4
- Just post the in store prices (leaf annihilation continues) https://files.catbox.moe/p93zag.MP4
> "It's too hard to be poor any longer"
> (graydrag rejoices!)
- Fear not leafs, your local (((supermarket))) has your back https://files.catbox.moe/32vgdg.mp4
- Boatload of kikes get schlonged by white skipper https://files.catbox.moe/b357g9.mp4
- The legend lives on: One Roman moon vs 10,000 heebs https://files.catbox.moe/fzfgog.mp4
- Juden Peterstein breaks down in tears of joy over being called rabbi https://files.catbox.moe/c3diy6.mp4
- Just say NO to nigger handouts https://files.catbox.moe/0oo0kg.mp4
- Desperate times https://files.catbox.moe/cifxnp.mp4
- The n word renaissance continues... https://files.catbox.moe/lqyom1.mp4
- It's even being turned into a musical! https://files.catbox.moe/3c3m13.mp4
- Mousechwitz activated https://files.catbox.moe/a9aay0.MOV
- Cop nearly gets filtered by fentanyl blowing around in the wind https://files.catbox.moe/0gczcz.mp4

## Reddit trannymods obliterated yet again by biology


## Koonye disappearance

### Blatant threats from the kikes

- We're going to get you, goyim https://files.catbox.moe/rteu99.MP4
- Something will happe- I mean, he'll do something to himself https://files.catbox.moe/79512r.mp4

## Electrial Dysfunction

- [Electric Garbage trucks are garbage in the snow](https://gothamist.com/news/snow-go-for-nycs-electric-garbage-trucks-that-cant-handle-winter-weather)
- [Teslas failed the arctic blast test](https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2022/12/29/how_did_evs_handle_americas_arctic_blast_872663.html)
- [Reference: estimated loss of ranges](https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/ev-cold-weather-range-put-to-the-test#gallery-2)
- Around 20% or worse range and they tested no lower than 20 degrees. lol
> *but mah fuel cost savings!*

## WTF is it with dogs?

- Seems young tictoc hoebags aren't the only ones with doggie delirium

## Jan 6th - the day of the nope.

- [Heels Up Harris reminds us of that horrific day](https://files.catbox.moe/cem9pf.mp4)
- In december, [Jan 6th commitee recommends prosecution of trump to the DOJ](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/january-6-committee-trump-criminal-referrals-justice-department/)
- v0atmage take: political theater nonsense like every hearing and investigation ever is with these morons. nothing will happen at all.

## Random Politics

- [Commiefornia now allows the suing of gunmakers](https://www.zerohedge.com/political/california-law-allowing-private-residents-sue-gunmakers-takes-effect)
- "but it's not constitutional!!!!" - yeah that and a million other gun laws already in place.
- Effectively shifts enforcement of an already on the books state law from the state to private citizens, via individual litigation- oy vey imagine the shekels!! 

- AOC movie flops

## AI Wars

- [r/art bans an artist because it looked AI generated](https://archive.is/PvH6h)
- [AI conference bans AI generated papers](https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/5/23540291/chatgpt-ai-writing-tool-banned-writing-academic-icml-paper)

## It works 100% of the time the 15th time


McCarthy the Rino wins house speaker seat on 15th attempt.

- [Dem's reactions](https://files.catbox.moe/xmb32d.mp4)
- [What does a speaker even do?](https://www.thoughtco.com/speaker-of-the-house-of-representatives-3322310)