# Episode 61

## [RFK Jr brain worms](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/rfk-jr-details-medical-abnormality-that-he-says-was-a-parasitic-worm-in-his-brain/ar-BB1m6RgN?ocid=BingNewsSerp)
(clips: "rfk jr full term abortions", "rfk jr red state people")

- Despite having based takes on some issues like the clottvaxx and the housing crisis, Kennedy over the last few months has come out with a series of horrendous positions, from [full term abortions](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/rfk-jr-says-he-supports-abortion-even-if-its-full-term/ar-BB1m9t83) ([later walked back](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/rfk-jr-stance-abortion-rcna151808)) to [climate/green new deal scammery](https://archive.is/KzEL9), to [support for mutilating kids and saying people from red states are "more likely to murder you"](https://revolver.news/2024/05/rfk-jr-last-hope-gone/) (????)

**HOW COULD THIS BE, YOU ASK??**

- [RFK Jr. said doctors found a dead worm in his head after it ate part of his brain](https://archive.is/tlS6s#selection-1219.3-1219.84)
- "RFK Jr., now 70, made the bizarre admission during his 2012 divorce proceeding, detailing “cognitive problems” he initially feared were a brain tumor — only for a second doctor to tell him the dark spot on his scans were a dead parasite"
- "Kennedy said he did not know when he may have contracted the parasite, but suggested it might have been during an earlier trip to South Asia. Doctors interviewed by the Times suggested it was likely a pork tapeworm larva, which have been known to cause seizures, headaches, and dizziness when they start to die."
- "RFK Jr. also said during the 2012 deposition that he suffered from mercury poisoning after eating too many tuna fish sandwiches"
- ["Medical experts have since suggested the most likely parasite to have infected Mr Kennedy was a pork tapeworm."](https://www.msn.com/en-au/health/other/robert-f-kennedy-jr-says-a-worm-ate-a-portion-of-his-brain-then-died-what-can-a-brain-parasite-really-do-to-a-human-being/ar-BB1m7GTS)
- ""But in humans it seems to like to migrate to the brain … it happens really commonly, and there the larva develops from a tiny thing up into a cyst that's around 30mm in diameter.
"As it grows it feeds on host tissue and on nutrients carried in the blood, and it expands, and then probably by forcing out the normal tissue in the brain, it leads to a number of problems."
Neurocysticercosis has been labelled the leading cause of adult-onset epilepsy worldwide, according to the US Center for Disease Control (CDC). "
*Hey there big boy*

## The White man, the champion

Will others of the lesser races realize the same, or is this a uniquely injun observation?

## [Redefining brain death](https://www.lifesitenews.com/opinion/brain-death-fallacy-organ-harvesting/) fuckery: You **WILL** donate those tasty organs

- "‘**Brain death’ is a fallacy used to prop up the organ harvesting industry**
The concept of ‘brain death’ is factually baseless, but powerful medical organizations like the American Academy of Neurology are imposing it on America, threatening the lives of brain-injured people."
- "In 2023, “Because of the lack of high-quality evidence on the subject […],” the American Academy of Neurology (AAN) actually *used a majority vote, not the scientific method*, in determining its new brain death diagnosis guideline."
- "The scientific uncertainty of defining and determining states of impaired consciousness including brain death have been neither disclosed to the general public nor broadly debated by the medical community or by legal and religious scholars. *Heart-beating or non-heart-beating organ procurement from patients with impaired consciousness is de facto a concealed practice of physician-assisted death, and therefore, violates both criminal law and the central tenet of medicine not to do harm."*
- "What will be the outcome as people’s awareness of the brain death fallacy increases? The first possibility is that draconian laws will be passed, forcing people to accept the AAN’s dictates. Recently, the AAN petitioned the Uniform Law Commission (ULC) to change American brain death laws so that they would match the AAN brain death guideline. After over two years of meetings and debate, the ULC could not obtain consensus and tabled its work on revising the Uniform Determination of Death Act (UDDA) last year. *If this push is resumed, one possibility is that death will be legally defined to be whatever the AAN says it is.*"
- "This is already the case in Nevada. After the Nevada Supreme Court’s 2015 unanimous decision that the AAN brain death guideline did not comply with the law under the UDDA, the Nevada legislature simply changed Nevada’s death laws. Now, the AAN, a private medical organization, and not Nevada citizens, determines who is dead in Nevada."
- "***Following this statute, insurance companies may not pay for the care of people with a brain death diagnosis unless they consent to organ donation. If this system is adopted nationwide, people would be forced by the law, the medical system, and the fear of bankruptcy into accepting a brain death diagnosis, regardless of their conscience or convictions***. "

### Turns out, "brain dead" patients [awake to a full recovery](https://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/902143?form=fpf) ***all the fucking time***, often just before they're chopped up for organ donation
- "Twenty-one-year-old Zack Dunlap from Oklahoma appeared on NBC's Today Show in 2008 to tell an incredible story of hearing a physician telling his parents that a PET scan confirmed that he was brain dead after a catastrophic brain injury. While he was being prepared for organ donation, however, he moved his arm purposely in response to stimuli. Dunlap recovered, went to a rehabilitation hospital, and ultimately went home 48 days later, very much alive."
- "Earlier this year, 13-year-old Trenton McKinley from Alabama and his parents hit the media circuit to talk about the miracle of Trenton awakening after being declared brain dead from a vehicle accident—1 day before his organs were scheduled to be harvested."
- Ultimately, "*there is no way of knowing how many people recover from brain death because they are usually quickly removed from life support or become organ donors*."

## Canadacuck topic from ep60

## Clown Rundown

### [The Congress of the United States of Muttgoblinoland](https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/17/congress-fight-aoc-cortez-jasmine-crockett-marjorie-taylor-greene/): The absolute state
(clips: "insults fly", "women's careers")


- "Congress is truly devolving into an episode of the 'Jerry Springer Show'"
- "U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene locked horns with Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Rep. Jasmine Crockett while they presided over the House Oversight Committee hearing about a resolution to hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress."
- "Greene kicked off all the craziness by asking the committee's democratic wing if they employed Manhattan Criminal Court Justice Juan Marchan's daughter. Marchan is the sitting judge in Donald Trump's hush money trial."
- **All three wahmens immediately go into "OH NO YOU DI'NT" mode, with kike Jamie Raskin oy veying in the background, and confused impotent putz chairman James Comer unable to establish order.**
- Rep. Anna Paulina Luna joins in and calls kike Daniel Goldman a "trust fund kid" (LOL)
- So basically, kikes, niggers, and uppity wahmens wasting everyone's time and getting nothing done.
- The shitshow [lasted 30 minutes](https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4669653-chaos-erupts-in-hearing-as-greene-ocasio-cortez-clash-over-fake-eyelashes-jibe-at-crockett/) before ole T.Rex was allowed to continue speaking.

### Hey there left-right false dichotomy, how's it goin?
(clip: "speaking in tongues")


- What about the [lolberts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Democratic_Party_(Germany))??

*Vote harder next time!*

### Trying to fag and tranny the kids just wasn't enough: [Peacock TV to air ‘Queer Planet’ documentary on gay, bisexual and trans animals](https://nypost.com/2024/05/17/media/peacock-tvs-queer-planet-gay-bisexual-animals-documentary/)
(clip: "queer planet", "zoomer bible")

- "“Queer Planet” delves into “gay penguins, bisexual lions [and] sex-changing clown fish”"
*yyyyup, pretty much*

- FROG STATUS: GAY 

### Concerned that criminals and even the general public seem more unhinged by the day? The solution is at hand! We just need [crazier cops](https://www.police1.com/pittsburgh-to-retest-officer-candidates-who-failed-psych-evals)!
- "This decision comes as the city faces urgent staffing needs due to retirements and officer departures, according to the report."
- "Public Safety Director Schmidt plans to retest the candidates with *new psychologists*, amid concerns about the fairness of the current psychological assessments. “We want to ensure that our processes are fair, *equitable*,” Schmidt said."
- "The rejected candidates will undergo new psychological evaluations within the next two weeks, with the aim to enroll 40 recruits in a new class scheduled to start on May 20."

### AI waifus GONE WRONG!
- [NEW AI GIRLFRIEND CONSTANTLY YELLS AT YOU IN PERPETUAL FURY](https://futurism.com/the-byte/ai-girlfriend-perpetual-fury)
- "Enter AngryGF, a chatbot-powered companion app designed to train users how to soothe and communicate with an irate (female) partner."
- "Basically, per Wired, AngryGF claims to offer a "gamified approach" to developing girlfriend-specific communication skills. The app simulates possible real-life scenarios — according to the report, these include situations like a partner losing "50 percent" of their savings in the stock market, or incurring rage and jealousy by "unconsciously" praising a "beautiful and talented" female friend — that might piss an IRL girlfriend off, and the user can earn points if they effectively talk them down."
- ""You need to use effective soothing techniques to make them forgive you," says AngryGF's app store description."
- ***The absolute state of foids***
- "App co-creator Emilia Aviles told Wired that the app was inspired in part by her past relationship experiences."

### [Retarded nigger fucks up graduate names](https://www.phillyvoice.com/thomas-jefferson-university-names-commencement-video-apology)
(clip: "college mispronounces names")

https://www.today.com/news/news/thomas-jefferson-university-graduation-name-pronounciation-rcna151753

- Both articles careful omit any info on the speaker, but that ratchet ghetto accent is unmistakable.
- "Thomas Jefferson University apologizes for commencement presenter butchering graduates' names. TJU said an issue with the **phonetic spellings on cards** led to the mispronunciations."
- " The presenter at the ceremony, who was tasked with reading hundreds of names, struggled mightily — and at times, comically — with her pronunciation. Even "Thomas," which is ***part of the school's name***, tripped up the presenter."
- ""Ta-moo-may ..." she began to say for nursing grad Thomas Michael Canevari Jr., who could then be heard shouting, "Thomas," to correct her. The presenter quickly repeated his name the right way, as if hearing it for the first time, and *didn't bother to read his last name at that point in the litany of errors*."
- ""Elizabeth" is pronounced "Lee Zubeth." And for the name "Jessica," the presenter says "Jayseecu" — just one of several terrible misfires."
- "For some who watched the video, the phonetic explanation didn't seem like a good enough justification for some of the wildly mispronounced names. A university stream of the full commencement strangely shows that **in some cases — including with fairly difficult names — the presenter might have no problem at all before promptly messing up a much simpler name.** "
- *So, they only butchered the white names.* ***Curious.*** 

### Aw HAIL naw! [Jiggaboo Banjo Lips votes for law used to attack Trump, starts shuckin and jivin when it's promptly used against him too](https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/us-news/nyc-pol-says-law-allowing-rape-suit-against-him-was-unconstitutional-even-though-he-voted-for-the-legislation/)

( bonus monkeyshines clip: "coke purse wind")

- "Olga Jean-Baptiste says she was working with Parker on relief efforts for Haiti in 2004 when he grabbed her by the wrists and forcibly raped her at her home, allegations that Hochul has called “deeply disturbing.”"
- Besides the rape allegation, Parker has a [Long history of TNB](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ny-sen-kevin-parker-has-to-be-restrained-after-he-flips-out-and-shoves-lobbyist-in-committee-room-sources/ar-BB1mskxG), including:
- assaulting a lobbyist in the NYS capitol building
- [punching a cop who was writing him a ticket](https://nypost.com/2005/01/21/tixd-off-sen-slugs-agent-in-bklyn-traffic-fight-senator-slugs-traffic-agent-cops/)
- [attacking a photographer and smashing his camera](https://nypost.com/2011/03/21/state-sen-parker-sentenced-to-probation-for-attacking-post-photographer)
- Gets absurdly minor slaps on the wrist every time (a fine, probation, misdemeanor criminal mischief, anger management classes). *He a gud boi, dindu nuffin, etc*
*sheeit muhfugguh*

### Remember when we discussed the fact that there is no such thing as "based gays", and the sinister reason gay men greatly prefer to adopt male boys and infants? Well...
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/chicago-veterinarian-charged-with-child-porn-fbi-alleges-he-planned-to-sexually-assault-unborn-surrogate-child/ar-BB1kOxYM
- "A Chicago veterinarian has been arrested and charged with child porn, and the FBI even alleges that he had plans to sexually assault his unborn child being carried by a surrogate. The Chicago veterinarian, who is also accused of drugging and sexually assaulting his nieces and nephews, is currently being held without bond."
- "an arrest warrant was issued for Adam Stafford King, a veterinary ophthalmologist from Elburn, Illinois who was also a national dog show judge.""