# Episode 58

## [The ultimate and final reddit cringelord](https://nypost.com/2024/02/26/us-news/who-was-aaron-bushnell-us-air-force-member-who-set-himself-on-fire/)

- 
- > Israel
- > White
- Yeah, nah. This is what happens when you fail to spot the shapeshifting. Kikes, by genetics, behavior, and their own admission, are not white. **OOPS!**

- Accomplished nothing. 
*OOF*
*Nice job, buddy!*

## "Alright gentlemen, we've got lawless cities, an open border, rampant drug and gang activity, what's our [top priority](https://apnews.com/article/tennessee-hiv-lawsuit-sex-offender-law-4a1bc4a4a09a9462b60bea7f868a7f57)?"

- "The U.S. Justice Department on Thursday sued the state of Tennessee over its decades-old felony aggravated prostitution law, arguing that it illegally imposes tougher criminal penalties on people who are HIV positive."
- "The lawsuit, filed in western Tennessee, follows an investigation completed in December by the Justice Department that warned that the statute violates the Americans with Disabilities Act." *According to themselves. And since when is an HIV infection a "disability"?*
- "Tennessee is the only state in the United States that imposes a lifetime registration as a “violent sex offender” if convicted of engaging in sex work while living with HIV, regardless of whether the person knew they could transmit the disease." *Everyone fucking knows HIV is contagious. Hookers better than anyone. GTFO.*
- "Meanwhile, state lawmakers are close to approving a change to the law that would not fully strike it. The Republican-carried legislation would only remove the requirement that those convicted of aggravated prostitution must register as a violent sex offender." *Yes, that's right, Republicucks. Back down, retreat, capitulate, as only you can.*
- "The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned that laws criminalizing HIV exposure — many of which were enacted amid the height of the AIDS epidemic — are outdated and ineffective. Black and Latino communities have been particularly affected by these laws even as the same standards do not apply to other infectious diseases."
> ineffective
> particularly affected
- Which is it?
- >"Black and Latino communities have been particularly affected"

*Lol, niggers and spics are gayyyyyy!*

- ***Tries to simultaneously make the case that HIV is no big deal, the stigma is outdated, etc, while at the same time saying it effects one's quality of life to the point of being "disabled".***

## Chimp vs Imp: [Candace Owens vs der juden](https://www.informationliberation.com/?id=64348)

*Candace Owens? More like Candace Ovens*

- Owens supports Ye, makes some barely above lukewarm temp statements on nationalism and funding for foriegn wars.
- "My crime, is that I do not believe that American taxpayers should have to pay for Israel's wars or the wars of any other country." etc
- Aggros various rabbis
- [Gets dragged out to the Simon Wiesenthal Center and told "Stay in line & don't make us threaten you again"](https://twitter.com/Kaizerrev/status/1770277262597718480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1770277262597718480%7Ctwgr%5Eac0a6727d54d32c2052c8b4ea40d7aafdf4f571d%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.informationliberation.com%2F%3Fid%3D64348)
- Our old buddy Rabbi Schmuley  gets into a kvetching match with her, in which his exceedingly perverse, disgusting involvement in the sex industry, [involving his daughter](https://www.xbiz.com/news/246261/rabbis-daughter-chana-boteach-opens-1st-ever-kosher-sex-store), is brought up.
- A one Rabbi Barclay is [interviewed on her show and gets btfo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ9GQ-gexhQ)
- Kikes are now **seething and malding** beyond levels that should be possible, and a dogpile unsues involving the ADL, Destiny the twitch streamer cuckold, the aforementioned rabbis, and every kike hiding in the woodwork imaginable. 
- Jewpiro fires Owens, 
despite the Daily Wire insisting it would never do so in specifically instances such as this one last year.
- Paypiggies bail out en masse

#### For everyone scratching their heads and wondering why she's so based, this is why lmao 
*the power of the BWC*

### Disgusting yid Schmuley melts the fuck down, culminating in a drunken episode in which he dresses up as himself for "purim" and molests a kid on camera (clip)

- makes bizarre ad for his daughter's sex goop company while screeching about owens (clip)
- goes on seething rant demanding kikepiro fire Owens and claims Hamas played catch with severed Israeli breasts (clip)
- gets hammered, has a schizo meltdown, and fondles a kid on camera at some sort of kike holiday party

## [You WILL work FOREVER, wagie!](https://archive.is/w4X6g)

*L-look how m-much fun I'm having...* 😭
- A sad, sad article written by a post wall roastie who clearly has no identity outside of work (*you DO need one of those, jsuk*)
- Bookended top and bottom by extremely cringe references to old TV shows
- "One poll this year found that almost one in three Americans say they may never retire. The majority of the nevers said they could not afford to give up a full-time job, especially when inflation was eating into an already measly Social Security cheque. But suppose you are one of the lucky ones who can choose to step aside. Should you do it?"
- " (after retiring) If you were moderately restless, you could play bridge or help out with the grandchildren. If you weren’t, there were crossword puzzles, tv and a blanket."
- >play bridge or help out with the grandchildren
- As if these are comparable. Childless noeggs detected.
- "To step down means to leave centre stage—leisure gives you all the time in the world but tends to marginalise you as you are no longer in the game."
- "Can anything truly replace the framework and buzz of being part of the action (*Action? You mean mundane office work?*)?"
- "Hobbies are all well and good for many. But for the extremely driven, they can feel pointless and even slightly embarrassing."
- "A quarter of a century on, your 48-year-old columnist hopes to be writing for The Economist decades from now"
***SHUDDER***
- *Is this why boomers are so fucking insufferable? Is it desperation because they never built or maintained an identity outside of working for Mr Shekelberg? Is it because they value time with their grandkids so little they deem it equivalent to playing bridge or filling out crossword puzzles?*

### Bonus: [Amazon falls for its own meme, introduces actual wagie cagies](https://gizmodo.com/amazon-introduces-amazen-and-zen-booths-for-its-overwor-1846988591) (clip)

*Yes, really.*
- "Amazon came up with a dystopian solution for when its warehouse employees struggle to keep their sanity amid workloads so grueling they often don’t have time to use the bathroom: Banish them to the meditation box."
- "The “ZenBooth” or “Mindful Practice Room,” as it’s called, is part of Amazon’s recently launched WorkingWell program, which is aimed at providing its notoriously overworked employees “physical and mental activities, wellness exercises, and healthy eating support” intended to “help them recharge and reenergize,” according to a company press release. In these tiny capitalism panic rooms… er, excuse me, “individual interactive kiosks,” workers can watch videos of “guided meditations, positive affirmations, calming scenes with sounds, and more.”"

#### DOUBLE bonus: [Not only will you work for free by scanning and bagging your own groceries, you will ***PAY*** to do so ](https://www.delawareonline.com/story/money/business/2024/03/16/walmart-self-checkout-users-may-need-subscription-or-apps/72998324007/)
- "Walmart might be limiting the convenient self-checkout lanes to certain customers — delivery drivers, app users. Self-checkout lanes, picked by many customers due to quick and simple accessibility (*or because there is one single FUCKING cashier for the entire store*), may be usable only to Walmart+ subscribers or Spark delivery drivers."
- "The monthly charge is $12.95"
- ***Work for free, wagie, for the low low price of $12.95 per month!***

## Misc

### [Equality double take](https://jamesmacpherson.substack.com/p/run-for-gender-equality-proves-the)

### [Tricky tranny trauma](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/zoey-alexandria-the-unknown-transphobia-controversy-dead-by-daylight)
*Hey there big boy*
- game dev hires tranny voice actor for as yet undescribed Dead By Daylight monster
- tranny VA records lines in very obvious tranny affectation
- monster render turns out to be hideously deformed but unmistable tranny in a miniskirt and crop top LOL
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### As an AI language model, I can assure you that you should trust the science bro


### [Machine vends you!](https://archive.is/ufCe5)


- "A student investigation at the University of Waterloo uncovered a system that scanned countless undergrads without consent."
- "Invenda sales brochures promised “the machines are capable of sending estimated ages and genders”" *genders, you say??*
- "A University of Waterloo spokesperson, Rebecca Elming, eventually responded, confirming to CTV News that the school had asked to disable the vending machine software until the machines could be removed."
- "Elming declined Ars' request to clarify if there are other areas of campus collecting face recognition data. "
- "Adaria Vending Services told MathNEWS that “what’s most important to understand is that the machines do not take or store any photos or images, and an individual person cannot be identified using the technology in the machines" *Uh huh. BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHIT.*

### Learn to co-


### [The infamous chair fiasco](https://www.zerohedge.com/political/wikipedia-entry-history-chair-becomes-culture-war-battleground) (negro fragility moment of the week)

- "That final sentence, believe it or not, is currently the subject of a culture war struggle. One editor removed it entirely using the justification, “This seems unnesesary and frankly pretty racist.”"
- "The page is now going back and forth with people re-adding the true history and then having it removed again by leftist moderators." *LOL. Keep up the good work, lads!*

### [India cancels purchase of anti-riot stink bombs as they don't work on pajeets](https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/smelly-bomb-planned-to-use-on-kashmiri-protesters-doesn-t-raise-a-stink/story-e1wndCd2gqKHYCsBT7N9SJ.html)

### Safest town in Texas
*LMAOOOOOOO*