Why You Came Back To Life
After you die, return the next session and roll on the table to see how you're back, and what's changed about you.
- "I didn't come back, that was my identical twin." You forget some details of what's happened on occasion.
- "Death took one look and said 'absolutely not'." Ghosts now treat you like an idol.
- "Turns out I'm part cat! I've got 8 lives left!" You've now got cat ears and a tail.
- "Hell chewed me up and spat me back out!" You're covered with teeth marks and forever slightly damp with sulfurous smelling saliva.
- "I simply learned some things." Your eyes are pitch black and you have a tendency to sprout tentacles.
- "Oh, I didn't come back to life." You have a desire for brains and if you're not careful you'll start to rot.
- "It's actually very simple…" Any time the table is silent for more than 15 seconds you must read a paragraph from the Quantum Immortality wikipedia page.
- "I called in a… favor." You owe a massive debt to the Bank of Unlife.
- "My uncle helped me out." You have large metal bolts sticking out of your neck, and only about half your limbs are originals.
- "I challenged the Grim Reaper and actually won!" You've got a game set (of your choice) made of bone.