Obligatory schizobait: https://files.catbox.moe/k2qvns.mp4

## From the producers of the Pelosi "**Panties n Poundin**" underwear hammer party, comes the Obama **Paddleboard Pals Skull Smash**!

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/07/obama-spotted-golf-course-injured-fingers-days-after/
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/07/tafari-campbells-death-mystery-deepens-police-leave-call/
https://www.revolver.news/2023/07/theres-a-strange-coincidence-having-to-do-with-the-drowning-death-on-obamas-property/

- Obama chef Tafari Campbell drowns while paddleboarding at Martha's Vineyard
- Notable head scratchers:
- Missing reason for call in police log (all other calls included that info)
- Campbell was a proficient swimmer, in relatively shallow water, only 100 feet from the shore
- He was with another paddleboarder, identity STILL not disclosed (Really? Come the fuck on now).
- Contradicting info on where the 911 call came from, Obama residence or second location "Wilson’s Landing" two miles away.
- In addition, WAIT FOR IT: 
- Obongo's neighbors when he drives by: https://files.catbox.moe/nwafpq.mp4

## OceanGate/Titanic disaster- what's the next move?

- [You can't make this shit up ](https://archive.is/AyosK)
*It'll be safe this time guys, honest!*
- Guillermo Söhnlein, a cofounder of OceanGate, has a grand aspiration for the future. By 2050, he would like to see 1,000 humans living in the sulfuric acid clouds of Venus.
- He points to research that suggests there is a sliver of the Venusian atmosphere about 30 miles from the surface where humans could theoretically survive because temperatures are lower and pressure is less intense.
- "Forget OceanGate. Forget Titan. Forget Stockton."
- But for Human2Venus, the question is not "why Venus." "Perhaps a better question would be 'Why not?'" its website reads.

## AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLMAO! Congressional UAP hearing

- [Worth a listen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgoul4vyDM)
- [Summarized](https://archive.is/rimnG)
- In typical fashion, all spicy questions or inquiries into details get the "I can expand on that in a closed session" bullshit answer
- Craft described: Giant tic tacs, colored cubes within clear orbs, groups of craft flying synchronously
- FLIR and radar jamming capabilities, acceleration and maneuvering described as not possible with human tech
- "UAP then vanished, only to reappear a few seconds later, but this time it was spotted 60 miles away."
- Speculation on govt programs studying reverse engineering using funds stolen from other programs
- Much bloviating about muh transparency, thank y'all so much for being here, da public needs to know, etc *while actually saying fucking nothing*
- Legendary "non-human biologics" moment
- Holographic projection idea floated
- Literally me is unimpressed by ayyyyylmaos: https://files.catbox.moe/xybbdb.mp4
## [The Bravest Moment in History](https://chrisbray.substack.com/p/the-bravest-moment-in-human-history)

*"AIIIIEEEEEEEEE, no es bueno!!"*

- Uppity spic representative Greg Casar went on a ***8 hour hunger and thirst strike*** against [a law that doesn't exist](https://www.natlawreview.com/article/texas-s-hb-2127-death-star-law-doesn-t-strike-back-against-employers-workplace) lmao
- His heroic feat: [an eight-hour hunger and thirst strike](https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/squad-rep-greg-casar-mocked-for-9-hour-thirst-strike-thats-just-skipping-breakfast/), fearlessly turning aside all nourishment between breakfast and dinner.
- Claims HB 2127 prohibits water breaks, when it doesn't even mention them.
- Essentially, HB 2127 strips local governments of the ability to pass or maintain laws more stringent than state (or federal) laws.
- The cities of Austin and Dallas have ordinances that require employers to provide construction employees with ten-minute water breaks every four hours. (*That this might coincide with normal, scheduled lunch breaks and end of shift times is not mentioned in media reports*.) As the requirements for these water breaks are not called for under either state or federal law, HB 2127 prevents the ordinances from being enforced. Critically, however, HB 2127 does not alter employers’ responsibilities and obligations to comply with the federal Occupational Safety and Health (OSH) Act’s General Duty Clause.
- It is important not to misunderstand HB 2127 or its effects. Let’s start with what the bill does not do: It does not prohibit an employer from providing water breaks, shade, or rest to employees in indoor or outdoor settings to prevent heat illness
- While OSHA does not mandate a certain number of breaks for employees, *it does recommend employers take several steps for their workers to prevent heat illness and injuries*. For example OSHA provides some guidance on protecting employees from heat stress:
- “Establish a complete heat illness prevention program.”
- “Provide training about the hazards leading to heat stress and how to prevent them.”
- “Provide a lot of cool water to workers close to the work area. At least one pint of water per hour is needed.”
- etc
- Did anyone actually go to a construction site to see if the workers are drinking any water?
- Ironically, [the substack](https://chrisbray.substack.com/p/the-bravest-moment-in-human-history) goes on to bemoan the coverage of non-stories like this in the media, while in the process of covering one itself...

### tallest_skil responds with all the sanity and rational thinking you'd expect:

BONUS fan mail!

## CLIPS!

- The smartest white powder I know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkByb5sqMGo
- Your turn to pick a song!: https://files.catbox.moe/iva7cb.mp4
- Pinwheels of friendship: https://files.catbox.moe/wfsuj1.mp4
- Did you know ALS/JG5 used to be a sportscaster?: https://files.catbox.moe/9jui2d.mp4
- Onlyfans whore gets patrolled hard: https://files.catbox.moe/2iw3yi.mp4
- Klaus gets in on the tictok npc fad: https://files.catbox.moe/mq9o5i.mp4
- Gottem!: https://files.catbox.moe/z4kpnc.mp4
- Anglo gigachad forces shitskin grugs to do math: https://files.catbox.moe/19zguv.mp4
- Slow news day, or slowest news day? OY VEY THE GOYIM ARE TALKING AMONGST THEMSELVES AGAIN!!!: https://files.catbox.moe/z6skab.mp4
- Who could have predicted Shaniqua (spooks and niggers)?: https://files.catbox.moe/714bup.mp4
- Shame Rhy and Beefy for falling for the bullshit: https://files.catbox.moe/c6yltt.mp4
- OY VEY HOW DARE YOU DO ANYTHING BUT SING OUR PRAISES, GOYIM (museum time)?: https://files.catbox.moe/t67fnw.mp4
- Most loyal w*fe: https://files.catbox.moe/wv1o81.mp4
- The worst historical disaster anniversary 8/18: https://files.catbox.moe/q2gzjg.mp4
- Nate Higgers calls the Sacraspico city council: https://files.catbox.moe/pumnwu.mp4
- Wagie takes the day off: https://files.catbox.moe/o7m2dy.mp4
- The river's secret: https://files.catbox.moe/mgezrn.mp4

## [No question bear! It rearrr! It no guy in bear suit!](https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/hangzhou-zoo-china-sun-bear-looks-human?utm_source=RSS)
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*"short in the long places, long in the short places"* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJ1zHNryJk
- "The theory took hold via the internet this week after widely circulated footage of a sun bear set off alarms for many viewers. In the video, the bear is seen standing on its hind legs, with a seeming surplus of sagging skin—or a sagging bear suit—collecting around its hind quarters. The bear, named Angela, also appeared to offer a halfhearted wave to the assembled crowd before ambling away.""
- The anthropomorphic mannerisms led some people to insist the zoo was being deceptive and putting a human on display. But the zoo refuted the claims on social media, writing in the first person (or first bear) that visitors “know nothing about me.” The latter statement could lead to speculation the ursine is apparently an angsty teenager. “Previously, some tourists thought that I was too tiny to be a bear,” added the bear. “I have to emphasize again: I am a Malayan sun bear! Not a black bear! Not a dog! A sun bear!”

## Papers, prease!

*[Can you guess their names?](https://www.theregister.com/2023/08/04/us_navy_sailors_china_spies/)*
- Accused of espionage and stealing sensitive military information for China in separate cases.
- One blabbed to another sailor that he was being recruited by Beijing for what he described as "quite obviously fucking espionage."
- Handing off photos, videos, and technical manuals about US Navy ships and systems since February 2022.
- This included pictures and videos of ships moored at the naval base, details on the maintenance cycle aboard Navy ships, "multiple" photos and videos of the USS Essex with information about its weapons and weak points. He was also accused of passing on info on planned deployments and Navy training exercises, pictures of military weapons and other equipment, and more than 55 technical and mechanical manuals that detailed ships' systems.
- The other DID have document security clearance up to "Secret".

## Misc

- 

- https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/4/23820710/pay-no-attention-to-the-usb-port-behind-the-no-usb-sticker

- 
*Does anyone even know what "sneed" means? Ask sn33d if he joins*

- 
*[Oy vey, too many young goyim are forgetting about the shoah!!](https://archive.is/SYZuw)*
- "80% of Americans haven't visited a [Holocaust] Museum!

- 
*mage: MK2? Damnit*

- Whitepill: niggers ain't shit 

- Room temp and pressure superconductivity- is it habbening?? https://eirifu.wordpress.com/2023/07/30/lk-99-superconductor-summary/#updates

- 
*Not that you really needed another reason to save your money and stay home, but...*

- 
- Rudy loves big gazoongas: https://files.catbox.moe/9ic4un.mp4
- And he's not just asking anymore: https://files.catbox.moe/vo7nq0.mp4

## Cryptocrap Updates


https://breaking911.com/bitcoin-bandits-admit-to-laundering-billions-in-cryptocurrency/

> Ilya (((Lichtenstein))), 35, and Heather Morgan, 33, were arrested in February 2022 after the government seized approximately 95,000 of those stolen bitcoin from cryptocurrency wallets in the defendants’ control.

> Lichtenstein used a number of advanced hacking tools and techniques to gain access to Bitfinex’s network. Once inside their systems, Lichtenstein fraudulently authorized more than 2,000 transactions in which **119,754 bitcoin** was transferred from Bitfinex to a cryptocurrency wallet in Lichtenstein’s control.

Hand rubbing intensifies:

> Lichtenstein then took steps to cover his tracks by going back into Bitfinex’s network and deleting access credentials and other log files that may have given him away to law enforcement.

## The upgoatocaust?


https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=64cd74728ffbc

### TLDR

- Default subs will have AOU level auditing
> "Shit post so moved to /v/shitposts - @system"
- Renamed to upgoat.net
- Voat style color scheme is the default
- Remove /v/all, /v/whatever is the replacement
> but you can't post whatever in it...?
- *UPDATE* Capitulation: 

**Choice cap**:


### Voat TMZ

- Conspirolofag disappeared about two weeks ago. The last known sighting of him: https://files.catbox.moe/zycwvj.mp4

- facelessone / gabarra / HonkyMcNiggleSpik gone [full bananas](https://www.voat.xyz/v/BANANA)!


- Outro clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvjgIxuVdo4&pp=ygULd2t1ayBhbGllbnM%3D