- URGENT! Don't trust the soyence: https://files.catbox.moe/pxncod.mp4
- The Tlolocaust buys a new whip: https://files.catbox.moe/q8u9o7.mp4

## BEEFY Blood Tribe rundown

## Of all the memes that could have been made real, it HAD to be this one
- Marjorie Taylor Greene's house of representatives debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGjfAPT9rpo
- The rectangle of doom: https://files.catbox.moe/96np5i.mp4
- "Sh-should w-we be displaying this? :( https://files.catbox.moe/3a12qf.mp4

## You WILL endure mindless small talk, wagie!

- [Introvert Employee Claims She Was Given An Ultimatum To Either Small Talk With Her Coworkers Or Get Fired](https://www.yourtango.com/news/woman-quit-her-job-after-being-told-socialize-more-work)
- "One woman named Sarah posted a since-deleted video captioned, “Ain’t nothing that will make you more hated in the office or corporate environment than skipping small talk” on TikTok. She told viewers that she had been threatened about her anti-social behavior by her employer. Sarah, a marketing professional at an architectural business, came to work, did her job, and went home. She chose to keep the relationships between herself and her colleagues strictly professional, refraining from engaging in personal interactions." (**uhhhhhm, BASED?? All wahmen take note.**)
- "To add context, the woman said that everyone in the firm had either attended school together or had similar roles, so would hang out frequently. Because she shared none of those commonalities, she chose not to participate. In addition, she had a personal life outside of work and did not want to attend happy hours with people who she did not consider ‘friends’. Small talk was not her strong suit and according to her, made her physically uncomfortable."
- "Sarah’s introverted personality didn’t fit the image of what the leadership in her organization wanted, so they told her that she should start being social with her coworkers or she would be terminated."
- "Seeing it as an impossible lose-lose choice, Sarah simply packed her things and resigned."
*What do you MEAN you didn't watch (x)???*
- How does one deal with normie consooomerfaggots who want to talk about their weekends?
* "Hey did you watch (goyslop TV show)?"
* "Hey did you see the (sportsball game)?"
* "Hey did I show you this picture of my kids..."
* "Hey did I tell you about (obsessive hobby that substitutes for a personality)"
* "Hey did you see this (idiotic reddit meme)"


## Dangus encounters a genuine Nigerian kang

https://files.catbox.moe/55ecov.ogg

## Based Department/Whitepill rundown

#### Gobble gobble, faggot! [Man arrested in Turkey and locked up for 20 days because he "looked gay"](https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/man-arrested-in-turkey-and-locked-up-for-20-days-because-he-looked-gay/)
- "After five hours in the police van, in which I was only told to shut up and be quiet, one of them explained to me that he had been detained because of my appearance,"
- Mr Alvaro was kept in the police van for 13 hours
- The next day he was taken to a police station to be processed. He was then moved onto a foul immigration detention centre, where he claimed that there were maggots crawling on the sheets amid other horrors.
- he and several other inmates in the same boat were driven 17 hours to another prison near the Syrian border
- Stayed under arrest for 20 days
- Turns out he really is gay
**L O L**

#### Yid sports doc pervert ((((Larry Nassar)))) gets [sliced up in prison](https://breaking911.com/disgraced-sports-doctor-larry-nassar-stabbed-multiple-times-at-florida-federal-prison/)
- Rojas stated that Nassar was stabbed multiple times, including twice in the neck, twice in the back, and six times in the chest, resulting in a collapsed lung.
*Guess you could say things got a little dicey*
- Nassar was attacked after he “made a comment about wanting to see girls playing in the Wimbledon women’s match.”

## CLIPS

- Feminism works: https://files.catbox.moe/b1cntf.mp4
- Ultimate mage bait: https://files.catbox.moe/eibkr4.MP4
- Treat your cash right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8mtLmhvu6A
- "Keep that shit to yourself" moment of the week: https://files.catbox.moe/0q8p83.mp4
- Trans rights are...: https://files.catbox.moe/0w546m.mp4
- The insta-infamous Kamala population clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCJB5d7TGqg
- Gratuituous selection of dumb coonery: https://files.catbox.moe/sqs69r.mp4
- How to flex if you're a shitlib: https://files.catbox.moe/r0kw0e.mp4
- What to say when a bluehair wants to smash: https://files.catbox.moe/7hpn7f.mp4
- Alex Jones, No Agenda, Matt Walsh, always the same story- yell endlessly about the symptoms, while omitting or straight up lying about the source: https://files.catbox.moe/bkb895.mp4
- Prime example- No Agenda asking the right question...: https://files.catbox.moe/dzojyv.mp3
- What a relief! (Jewish anxiety): https://files.catbox.moe/o7yi92.mp4
- News jews seething over Biden's handlers doing a poor job handling: https://files.catbox.moe/c86pj0.mp4
- The DOUBLE freudian slip!: https://files.catbox.moe/6780zd.mp4
- Biden's Israeli snoozefest: https://files.catbox.moe/uybivs.mp4
- Piccaninny Pampers: https://files.catbox.moe/dcu34u.mp4

## OY VEY, they just can't help themselves! [Man Trump Pardoned, (((((Eliyahu Weinstein))))), In $230 Million Scheme Is Charged in ANOTHER Ponzi Scheme](https://breaking911.com/breaking-man-trump-pardoned-in-230-million-scheme-is-charged-in-another-ponzi-scheme/)
*Who could possibly suspect this phenotype of doing such a thing?*
- "According to the Department of Justice, Eliyahu Weinstein, has a history of committing investment fraud schemes. The first scheme occurred from around June 2004 to August 2011, and the second while he was on pretrial release from around February 2012 to May 2013. These frauds resulted in approximately $230 million in losses for investors. He was sentenced to 24 years in prison and ordered to pay over $230 million in restitution."
- "On January 19, 2021, after serving around 8 years of his sentence, President Trump commuted Weinstein’s prison sentence"
- ["Soon after his release from prison, Weinstein, along with co-conspirators Aryeh “Ari” Bromberg, Joel Wittels, Shlomo Erez, and Alaa Hattab, orchestrated another significant investment fraud scheme. They defrauded at least 150 individual investors of more than $35 million by concealing Weinstein’s identity, making false claims about investments in COVID-19 masks, scarce baby formula, and first-aid kits for Ukraine, and operating a Ponzi-like scheme."](https://breaking911.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/23-3038-Weinstein-et-al-draft-Complaint-FINAL-7.18.2023-749-pm.pdf)
- [Weinstein, 48, along with Aryeh Bromberg, 49, Joel Wittels, 57, Shlomo Erez, 55, and Alaa Hattab, 34, are charged with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to obstruct justice](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/convicted-con-man-was-pardoned-trump-charged-fraud-rcna95172)
- If they are convicted on both charges, the five men each face a maximum of 25 years in prison and fines of "either $250,000 or twice the gain or loss from the offense, whichever is greatest," according to the Justice Department statement.

## Misc
*You'll pay for all this noticing, filthy goyim!*
- Too long to play but very lulzy and worth a mention- "**UNHINGED: Anthony Weiner Has a Meltdown When Asked About Clinton’s Kill List Allegation**" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Io-U0-94k (starts to heat up around 3:20)
- People die all the time!
- Plane crashes don't involve foul play, ever!
- That's been debooooooooooonked by Snopes!
- I DON'T KNOW why no other president or candidate has a kill list!
- PURE COINCEDENCE, GOYIM! SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- Another one! [Chinky airprane passenger wigs out, craims to be stuck in a time roop!](https://vidmaxviral.com/video/220323-man-on-chinese-airlines-freaks-out-claims-he-s-traveled-through-time-and-the-plane-will-blow-up-flight-attendent-is-a-robot) 

- "A man shouted that he was stuck in a “time loop” and that this was his 6th cycle. In the cycle he claims that the plane crashed, everyone died, and then he returned to this point. He also said the flight attendant wasn’t human and was a robot who was charging her battery." https://files.catbox.moe/q321g6.mp4

- [NURSE SET OFF FIRE ALARM TO SEE COLLEAGUE’S BREASTS BOUNCE AS SHE RAN DOWN THE CORRIDOR](https://courtnewsuk.co.uk/nurse-struck-off-for-bouncy-breasts-prank/)

- [Have you seen her?](https://www.sasktoday.ca/crime-cops-court/saskatoon-police-ask-publics-help-locating-missing-teen-7191105)

- 

### [Ze French fries! Zey're raping everyone!](https://rmx.news/crime/german-newspaper-explains-away-migrant-violence-at-swimming-pools-with-rising-french-fry-prices/)

- "Since the start of the summer bathing season, violence and sexual assaults at Germany’s public swimming pools by the country’s migrant community have made national headlines and become a red-hot topic. Now, one of Germany’s top newspapers has attempted to explain away the violence due to rising french fry prices. “The price of fries is rising in outdoor pools. It’s a tragedy — they’re one of the mainstays of summer. *No wonder many bathers go nuts*,” reads the article from Zeit. The article proceeds to glorify french fries as a staple of every German’s swimming experience and makes further claims about what kind of effect rising prices are having on “unrest” in the pool system."
- [Don't forget muh climate change!](https://archive.is/KuhlL)

## Guest topic- GoyBoyGlory-

## Closers


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