The official Tlolocaust hype mix: https://files.catbox.moe/r1mhfa.mp4
Bonus motivational powerboost!: https://files.catbox.moe/uabx0w.mp4

All aboard the S.S. Cornercutter Cheapskate!

• Inspirational wahmen hire starts out crying on the job: https://files.catbox.moe/0604x1.mp4

• Attends drag shows while on the job: https://files.catbox.moe/2ocyxn.mp4

• CEO Stockton Rush, a notoriously cheap boomer rumored to have converted to judaism (married to a full blown jew). Muh breaking the rules (cheaping out on components): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnfF37PpVAM. Now infamous for not wanting to hire "50 year old white guys" in favor of supposedly more "inspiring" wahmens, nonwhites, and young inexperienced people generally.

• Known to rail against overregulation stifling innovation (once criticized the Passenger Safety Act as "needlessly prioriting passenger safety over commercial innovation", turns out the reality is he was using cheap parts not rated for ocean floor diving depth.

  • Rush told Travel Weekly's editor-in-chief that the carbon fibre had been sourced at a discount from Boeing because it was too old for use in the company's airplanes.
  • OceanGate claimed on its website as of 2023 that Titan was "designed and engineered by OceanGate Inc. in collaboration [with] experts from NASA, Boeing, and the University of Washington" (UW). After the disaster, all three denied any involvement. "After the disappearance of Titan in 2023, UW claimed the APL had no involvement in "design, engineering, or testing of the Titan submersible". A Boeing spokesperson also claimed Boeing "was not a partner on the Titan and did not design or build it". A NASA spokesperson said that NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center had a Space Act Agreement with OceanGate, but "did not conduct testing and manufacturing via its workforce or facilities".
  • There is no GPS underwater; the support ship, which monitored the position of Titan relative to its target, sent text messages to Titan providing distances and directions.
  • Ignored safety concerns raised by one of his own team that the acuostic monitoring was insufficient to detect hull problems, refused to use industry standard scans, fired and sued the "boring white man" who brought it up.
  • "In a 2022 dive to the Titanic, one of the thrusters on the Titan was accidentally installed backwards and the submersible started spinning in circles when trying to move forward near the sea floor. As documented by the BBC documentary Take Me to Titanic, the issue was bypassed by steering while holding the game controller sideways. According to November 2022 court filings, OceanGate reported that in a 2022 dive the submersible suffered from battery issues and as a result had to be manually attached to a lifting platform, causing damage to external components."

• S.S Boomer Cornercutter rundown: https://files.catbox.moe/zwx8r2.mp4
  

• Honorable mention: monitor screen screwed directly into hull

• The moment they knew they fucked up: https://files.catbox.moe/zjots6.mp4

The Biden-Harris Regime Knew the Submersible Imploded Sunday but Milked the Story to Coverup Their Scandals

• WSJ knew on Monday 6-19-23, that the Navy knew on Sunday 6-18-23 of the implosion, yet waited until Thursday 6-22-23 to publish the information. Why?
• Remember the "banging noises" bullshit that kept stringing everyone along, long AFTER the truth was known to the Navy and Biden?
• "By Thursday, all of the negative Biden bombshells had dropped unnoticed, so a version of the truth was released. The WSJ was granted permission to reveal their top secret information, which was reluctantly promised by the Pentagon in exchange for being reluctantly delayed by the WSJ."
• Bombshells…such as? Prosecution investigating and attempting to bring charges on Hunter Biden's much more serious crimes being continually hung up and shut down by the kike Garland DOJ

Celebrating TNB day

• The problem with Juneteenth: https://files.catbox.moe/90qok1.mp4
• Juneteenth theme song: https://files.catbox.moe/vswh61.mp4
• No Hip-Hop Album or Song Has Hit No. 1 in 2023, a First in 30 Years
  Are normies finally tiring of coon tunes?
• Let's see how it went!
  • One person was killed and 28 were injured in a shooting that took place at a Juneteenth event in Willowbrook, Illinois.
  • In Milwaukee, there were six youths shot during a Juneteenth celebration.
  • A 15-year-old boy was shot in Akron, Ohio during a Juneteenth celebration that took place at Stoner Hawkins Park.
  • Two people were shot at a Juneteenth celebration in Asheville, North Carolina
  • One person was shot and killed in San Diego during a Juneteenth event at Liberty Station on Saturday
  • Grand total 12 killed, over 100 injured
• Vid #1 (start at 00:30, note location MLK Blvd in Philly): https://files.catbox.moe/jzzm8l.mp4
• Vid #2 (start at 00:20, location ChimpCongo): https://files.catbox.moe/7emaj6.mp4
• Toyota plant served only watermelon on Juneteenth, employees say Noooooo, don't serve that food that we love! It's…patronizing, or something. SHeeit.
  • “A slap in the face, very disrespectful, you know. They preach Black lives matter, but kind of like they were making a joke out of us,” Jarret Bolden, a black employee, told FOX4. “Acknowledge us as people. Stop taking us as a joke.” (All while complaining about free watamelun)

Someone checked to make sure there isn't a hilarious ironybomb on this date, right???

• Juneteemph started as a federal holiday in 2021

• Debilitating genetic disease of the red blood cells, primarily affecting niggers

• Evolved as a defence against the oogbooga jungle blood parasite disease malaria
  

• To summarize: https://files.catbox.moe/fysvu6.mp4

CLIPS!

• What life is really all about: https://files.catbox.moe/2nmpqe.mp4
• A warm welcome for chat gpt on the town: https://files.catbox.moe/t1jqrf.mp4
• Mike Pence focusing on the real issues: https://files.catbox.moe/9fqm3f.mp4
• Tinder roasties pwnd: https://files.catbox.moe/awu11v.mp4
• Room service to the moon!: https://files.catbox.moe/e1tn0m.mp4
• Just say no to animal abuse: https://files.catbox.moe/d2tegc.mp4
• Shejiggaboo coongressboon Stacey Plaskett wants Trump shot: https://files.catbox.moe/rh8uru.mp4
• Gender equality never quite works as expected: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jSFqZE-WnY
• Possibly the most blatant use of the old "audio issues" trick yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3paIyoUJHwM
• An old trick that applies just as well to politics: https://files.catbox.moe/a6v1i2.mp4
• Not sure if you should bring a child into clownworld? Anti-natalist lolcow with some galaxybrain takes: https://files.catbox.moe/6emdjk.mp4 Bonus: The only acceptable response: https://files.catbox.moe/g5ri3q.mp4
• Instant classic- Roseann Barr is tired of der juden: https://files.catbox.moe/6ig31e.mp4
• How many genders are there?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMDlFn-NGKk
• How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, salty edition: https://files.catbox.moe/iwejbd.mp4

The King of Cringe returns!

• HE'S BACK! Drops an absolute tumbleweed of a joke, then doesn't know which way to exit stage left: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptltKo6K0mU
• Railroads across the ocean: https://files.catbox.moe/gomauc.mp4
• Current state of Biden's US-China relations (communication issues): https://files.catbox.moe/qbecfx.mp4
• Upon concerns the he's not enthusiastic enough about pride month, doubles down!: https://files.catbox.moe/sbskbh.mp4
• Hand over heart for the wrong national anthem: https://files.catbox.moe/01jvx9.mp4
• Vows to "blunt climate impact" by… 2020
  • "“And maybe most important, I’ve committed to – by 2020, we will have conserved 30% of all the lands and waters the United States has jurisdiction over and simultaneously reduce emissions to blunt climate impact,” Biden told the crowd gathered at the preserve."
• God save the queen, man: https://files.catbox.moe/4jfv5q.mp4

PEAK jewish fragility reached as jew teacher kvetches and resigns after kid mocks him

• A Jewish middle school teacher in Massachusetts has resigned after facing antisemitic harassment by a 12-year-old student – who allegedly made Nazi jokes and sent him a drawing of Adolf Hitler.
• the sixth-grader began making the comments after the teacher let his students know he is Jewish in February. (Why? Keep that shit to yourself, kike.)
• School officials later held a “restorative circle,” (LOL, sounds pretty gay. WTF is this?) “The student didn’t actually say anything during the meeting,” Robblee told Insider. “That probably should have cued me that this was not going to end.”
• Things took a turn for the worse after the teacher showed up in class wearing a yarmulke (Again, why?) Stupid games, stupid prizes, etc)
  
  
  The now-infamous Smugitler that sent the yid teacher into hebraic conniption fits
• Oy veyying now began in earnest, and a criminal charge was filed against the kid. "But he told Insider that the harassment continued in the hallways and that the boy made jokes about the Holocaust, including gas chambers. He said the student also emailed him insults about his teaching. The boy faces a misdemeanor charge of criminal harassment."
• Robblee told Insider that he stuck his tongue out at the student in a moment of frustration after the boy swore at him. (what a pussy!)
  

Tlolocaust exclusive in-depth coverage of the Reddit meltdown!

WHO CARES LMAO

Craptocurrency Updates

• (((Blackrock))) has entered the arena
• EDX: a new exchange, but this one is safe, you guyz!
• Supreme court sides w/Coinbbase

SBF gets the Hunter Biden Treatment

• March: SBF hires the best attorneys money has to buy
  • Also, a Soros appointed judge, Biden appointed prosecutor
• Now: Prosecutors Agree to Withdraw New Charges Against Sam Bankman-Fried
• Drops 5 Charges
• Charges "deferred" until 2024

Do Kwunt

• Sentenced to 4 months in jail
  (4 months? lmao)

MISC

soyence moment

• 

  "The authors also suggest that “some reforms may impose disproportionate costs to early career researchers, particularly those whose identities are underrepresented in science.”"

• Lauren Boobert and Marjorie "T-Rex" Greene having a cat spat over who gets to waste everyone's time with pointless articles of impeachment for Biden
  Wahmen in politics, everyone

• Toastie roastie has man kicked out of gym for staring… he's blind

  • "Both her and the gym workers saw my cane, but, again, I was removed.""

• 

Michael Mingoes blamed ADHD and his father’s illness for drawing him into a life of crime

• When giving evidence, the judge chided him for his verbosity and told him to speak in plainer English after Mingoes told the court that he had been “subjected to a barrage of beratement” by two of his co-defendants as they fled the scene in a car. (ayo ayo, mayb if I b usin dem big words, whitey will let me go…sheeeeeit…)

• It's now possible to bet on the retard Olympics!
  
  
  SPEAKING OF WHICH:
  
  
  
  and then there's this guy…
• MEGA WHITEPILL: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
  
  
  Any day now, starting three days ago…

BREAKING: SLAV VS SLAV 2: TRACKSUIT BOOGALOO

• Wagner group turns on Moscow after leader is rumored to have been delivered trucks full of Zogbucks overnight.
• https://pingthread.com/thread/1672321702674694145
• https://www.revolver.news/2023/06/putin-denounces-rebellious-wagner-groups-criminal-adventure-warns-this-is-what-tore-apart-russia-in-1917/
• 

Just kidding, guys!

• Called off after less than a day