## From the producers of the Pelosi "**Panties n Poundin**" underwear hammer party, comes the Obama **Paddleboard Pals Skull Smash**!

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/07/obama-spotted-golf-course-injured-fingers-days-after/
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/07/tafari-campbells-death-mystery-deepens-police-leave-call/
https://www.revolver.news/2023/07/theres-a-strange-coincidence-having-to-do-with-the-drowning-death-on-obamas-property/

## OceanGate/Titanic disaster- what's the next move?

- [You can't make this shit up ](https://www.businessinsider.com/oceangate-cofounder-send-humans-live-venus-atmosphere-2050-titan-sohnlein-2023-7)
*It'll be safe this time guys, honest!*
- Guillermo Söhnlein, a cofounder of OceanGate, has a grand aspiration for the future. By 2050, he would like to see 1,000 humans living in the sulfuric acid clouds of Venus.
- He points to research that suggests there is a sliver of the Venusian atmosphere about 30 miles from the surface where humans could theoretically survive because temperatures are lower and pressure is less intense.
- "Forget OceanGate. Forget Titan. Forget Stockton."
- But for Human2Venus, the question is not "why Venus." "Perhaps a better question would be 'Why not?'" its website reads.

## [The Bravest Moment in History](https://chrisbray.substack.com/p/the-bravest-moment-in-human-history)

*"AIIIIEEEEEEEEE, no es bueno!!"*

- Uppity spic representative Greg Casar went on a 9 hour hunger and thirst strike against [a law that doesn't exist](https://www.natlawreview.com/article/texas-s-hb-2127-death-star-law-doesn-t-strike-back-against-employers-workplace) lmao
- Claims HB 2127 prohibits water breaks, when it doesn't even mention them.
- Essentially, HB 2127 strips local governments of the ability to pass or maintain laws more stringent than state (or federal) laws.
- the measure has been singularly cast in many media accounts as prohibiting water breaks for construction employees, despite the fact that it doesn’t even mention water breaks.
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### tallest_skil responds with all the sanity and rational thinking you'd expect:

BONUS fan mail!

## CLIPS!

- The smartest white powder I know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkByb5sqMGo
- Your turn to pick a song!: https://files.catbox.moe/iva7cb.mp4
- Rudy loves big gazoongas: https://files.catbox.moe/9ic4un.mp4
- And he's not just asking anymore: https://files.catbox.moe/vo7nq0.mp4
- Obongo's neighbors when he drives by: https://files.catbox.moe/nwafpq.mp4
- Pinwheels of friendship: https://files.catbox.moe/wfsuj1.mp4
- Did you know ALS/JG5 used to be a sportscaster?: https://files.catbox.moe/9jui2d.mp4
- Literally me is unimpressed by ayyyyylmaos: https://files.catbox.moe/xybbdb.mp4
- Onlyfans whore gets patrolled hard: https://files.catbox.moe/2iw3yi.mp4
- Klaus gets in on the tictok npc fad: https://files.catbox.moe/mq9o5i.mp4
- Gottem!: https://files.catbox.moe/z4kpnc.mp4
- Anglo gigachad forces shitskin grugs to do math: https://files.catbox.moe/19zguv.mp4
- Slow news day, or slowest news day? OY VEY THE GOYIM ARE TALKING AMONGST THEMSELVES AGAIN!!!: https://files.catbox.moe/z6skab.mp4
- Who could have predicted Shaniqua (spooks and niggers)?: https://files.catbox.moe/714bup.mp4
- Shame Rhy and Beefy for falling for the bullshit: https://files.catbox.moe/c6yltt.mp4
- OY VEY HOW DARE YOU DO ANYTHING BUT SING OUR PRAISES, GOYIM (museum time)?: https://files.catbox.moe/t67fnw.mp4
- Most loyal w*fe: https://files.catbox.moe/wv1o81.mp4
- The worst historical disaster anniversary 8/18: https://files.catbox.moe/q2gzjg.mp4
- Nate Higgers calls the Sacraspico city council: https://files.catbox.moe/pumnwu.mp4

## [No question bear! It rearrr! It no guy in bear suit!](https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/hangzhou-zoo-china-sun-bear-looks-human?utm_source=RSS)

*"short in the long places, long in the short places"* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJ1zHNryJk
- "The theory took hold via the internet this week after widely circulated footage of a sun bear set off alarms for many viewers. In the video, the bear is seen standing on its hind legs, with a seeming surplus of sagging skin—or a sagging bear suit—collecting around its hind quarters. The bear, named Angela, also appeared to offer a halfhearted wave to the assembled crowd before ambling away.""
- The anthropomorphic mannerisms led some people to insist the zoo was being deceptive and putting a human on display. But the zoo refuted the claims on social media, writing in the first person (or first bear) that visitors “know nothing about me.” The latter statement could lead to speculation the ursine is apparently an angsty teenager. “Previously, some tourists thought that I was too tiny to be a bear,” added the bear. “I have to emphasize again: I am a Malayan sun bear! Not a black bear! Not a dog! A sun bear!”

## Misc

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- https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/4/23820710/pay-no-attention-to-the-usb-port-behind-the-no-usb-sticker

- 
*Does anyone even know what "sneed" means? Ask sn33d if he joins*

- 
*[Oy vey, too many young goyim are forgetting about the shoah!!](https://archive.is/SYZuw)*

- 
*[Can you guess their names?](https://www.theregister.com/2023/08/04/us_navy_sailors_china_spies/)*
- Accused of espionage and stealing sensitive military information for China in separate cases.
- One blabbed to another sailor that he was being recruited by Beijing for what he described as "quite obviously fucking espionage."
- Handing off photos, videos, and technical manuals about US Navy ships and systems since February 2022.
- This included pictures and videos of ships moored at the naval base, details on the maintenance cycle aboard Navy ships, "multiple" photos and videos of the USS Essex with information about its weapons and weak points. He was also accused of passing on info on planned deployments and Navy training exercises, pictures of military weapons and other equipment, and more than 55 technical and mechanical manuals that detailed ships' systems.
- The other DID have document security clearance up to "Secret".

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- Whitepill: niggers ain't shit 

## The upgoatocaust?


https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=64cd74728ffbc

### TLDR

- Default subs will have AOU level auditing
> "Shit post so moved to /v/shitposts - @system"
- Renamed to upgoat.net
- Voat style color scheme is the default
- Remove /v/all, /v/whatever is the replacement
> but you can't post whatever in it...?

### Voat TMZ

- Conspirolofag disappeared about two weeks ago. The last know sighting of him: https://files.catbox.moe/zycwvj.mp4