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The official Tlolocaust hype mix: https://files.catbox.moe/r1mhfa.mp4
Bonus motivational powerboost!: https://files.catbox.moe/uabx0w.mp4
## All aboard the S.S. Cornercutter Cheapskate!
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- Inspirational wahmen hire starts out crying on the job: https://files.catbox.moe/0604x1.mp4
- Attends drag shows while on the job: https://files.catbox.moe/2ocyxn.mp4
- CEO Stockton Rush, a notoriously cheap boomer rumored to have converted to judaism (married to a full blown jew). Muh breaking the rules (**cheaping out on components**): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnfF37PpVAM
- S.S Boomer Cornercutter rundown: https://files.catbox.moe/zwx8r2.mp4
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- The moment they knew they fucked up: https://files.catbox.moe/zjots6.mp4
#### [The Biden-Harris Regime Knew the Submersible Imploded Sunday but Milked the Story to Coverup Their Scandals](https://jdrucker.com/the-biden-harris-regime-knew-the-submersible-imploded-sunday-but-milked-the-story-to-coverup-their-scandals/)
## Juneteemfph placeholder
- The problem with Juneteenth: https://files.catbox.moe/90qok1.mp4
- Juneteenth theme song: https://files.catbox.moe/vswh61.mp4
- Example #1 (start at 00:30, note location MLK Blvd in Philly): https://files.catbox.moe/jzzm8l.mp4
#### Someone checked to make sure there isn't a **hilarious ironybomb** on this date, right???
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- Juneteemph started as a federal holiday in **2021**
- [Debilitating genetic disease of the red blood cells, primarily affecting niggers](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4584538/)
- Evolved as a defence against the oogbooga jungle blood parasite disease malaria
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- To summarize: https://files.catbox.moe/fysvu6.mp4
## CLIPS!
- What life is really all about: https://files.catbox.moe/2nmpqe.mp4
- A warm welcome for chat gpt on the town: https://files.catbox.moe/t1jqrf.mp4
- Mike Pence focusing on the real issues: https://files.catbox.moe/9fqm3f.mp4
- Tinder roasties pwnd: https://files.catbox.moe/awu11v.mp4
- Room service to the moon!: https://files.catbox.moe/e1tn0m.mp4
- Just say no to animal abuse: https://files.catbox.moe/d2tegc.mp4
- Shejiggaboo coongressboon Stacey Plaskett wants Trump shot: https://files.catbox.moe/rh8uru.mp4
- Gender equality never quite works as expected: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jSFqZE-WnY
- Possibly the most blatant use of the old "audio issues" trick yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3paIyoUJHwM
- An old trick that applies just as well to politics: https://files.catbox.moe/a6v1i2.mp4
- Not sure if you should bring a child into clownworld? Anti-natalist lolcow with some galaxybrain takes: https://files.catbox.moe/6emdjk.mp4 Bonus: The only acceptable response: https://files.catbox.moe/g5ri3q.mp4
- Instant classic- Roseann Barr is tired of der juden: https://files.catbox.moe/6ig31e.mp4
- How many genders are there?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMDlFn-NGKk
- How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, salty edition: https://files.catbox.moe/iwejbd.mp4
## The King of Cringe returns!
- HE'S BACK! Drops an absolute tumbleweed of a joke, then doesn't know which way to exit stage left: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptltKo6K0mU
- Railroads across the ocean: https://files.catbox.moe/gomauc.mp4
- Current state of Biden's US-China relations (communication issues): https://files.catbox.moe/qbecfx.mp4
- Upon concerns the he's not enthusiastic enough about pride month, **doubles down!**: https://files.catbox.moe/sbskbh.mp4
- Hand over heart for the wrong national anthem: https://files.catbox.moe/01jvx9.mp4
- [Vows to "blunt climate impact" by... 2020](https://slaynews.com/news/biden-vows-blunt-climate-impact-2020/)
- "“And maybe most important, I’ve committed to – by 2020, we will have conserved 30% of all the lands and waters the United States has jurisdiction over and simultaneously reduce emissions to blunt climate impact,” Biden told the crowd gathered at the preserve."
- God save the queen, man: https://files.catbox.moe/4jfv5q.mp4
## Tlolocaust exclusive in-depth coverage of the Reddit meltdown!
### **WHO CARES LMAO**
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## Craptocurrency Updates
- (((Blackrock))) [has entered the arena](https://www.coindesk.com/consensus-magazine/2023/06/16/blackrocks-bitcoin-etf-would-be-a-big-deal/)
- [EDX](https://fortune.com/crypto/2023/06/21/edx-markets-crypto-exchange-jamil-nazarali/): a new exchange, but this one is safe, you guyz!
### SBF gets the Hunter Biden Treatment
- [March: SBF hires the best attorneys money has to buy](https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/03/sbf-hires-jeffery-epstein-and-ghislaine-maxwells-attorneys-daddy-pays-the-bills/)
- Also, [a Soros appointed judge, Biden appointed prosecutor](https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/01/fix-sam-bankman-fried-clinton-judge-soros-related-biden-appointed-prosecutor-case-corrupt-sdny/)
- [Now: Prosecutors Agree to Withdraw New Charges Against Sam Bankman-Fried](https://archive.is/QZOhp)
## MISC
*soyence moment*
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["The authors also suggest that “some reforms may impose disproportionate costs to early career researchers, particularly *those whose identities are underrepresented* in science.”"](https://bigthink.com/hard-science/the-replication-crisis-is-overstated/)
- [Lauren Boobert and Marjorie "T-Rex" Greene having a cat spat over who gets to waste everyone's time with pointless articles of impeachment for Biden](https://www.semafor.com/article/06/21/2023/greene-boebert-little-b)
*Wahmen in politics, everyone*
- [Toastie roastie has man kicked out of gym for staring... he's blind](https://washingtonengager.com/2023/06/blind-man-banned-gym)
* "Both her and the gym workers saw my cane, but, again, I was removed.""