Episode 60: Birth of the Second Death

DUDE WEED

clip: "weed paranoia"

Reschedule

• Overview: would make life easier for doodweeds, who under current law may have issues obtaining section ape housing, visas, buying guns, and getting a job at ZOG. Also would bring in more tax shekels by easing restrictions on weed shops.
• "In August 2023, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) recommended to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) that marijuana, also known as cannabis, should be rescheduled to Schedule III of the Controlled Substances Act (CSA)"
• "HHS concluded that, based on a scientific review by the agency, cannabis is neither as risky or as prone to abuse as other Schedule I substances and that it has potential medical benefits."
  Trust le experts! We all know how well that works out!
• "At the federal level, cannabis is still classified as a Schedule I controlled substance under the CSA—a classification reserved for substances that have a “high potential for abuse” and “no currently acceptable medical use,” and for which there is a “lack of accepted safety for use… under medical supervision.” 6 This places cannabis in the same category of illicit drugs such as heroin, LSD, and ecstasy."
• "In light of the growing body of scientific evidence recognizing the medical use of cannabis and the reduced potential for addiction than previously believed, HHS has recommended that DEA reschedule cannabis to Schedule III. 8 Schedule III substances are substances with a moderate to low potential for physical and psychological dependence, such as ketamine, Tylenol with codeine, and anabolic steroids."
• Reschedule is currently in a long conga line of recommendations that goes: FDA -> HHS -> NIDA (National Institute on Drug Abuse) -> DEA (you are here) -> DOJ and ultimately the Attorney General, who then has the authority to implement the reschedule.
  

Fresh attempt at nationwide legalization

• "A group of 18 Democratic Senators this week reintroduced a bill to legalize marijuana nationwide, only a day after news reports revealed that the U.S. government would reclassify cannabis under federal law."
• "The Cannabis Administration and Opportunity Act (CAOA) would remove cannabis from the Controlled Substances Act (CSA), ending the criminal prohibition of marijuana at the federal level"
• This one is 100% about mo' gibs for niggers. Per Kike Schumer: "We have more work to do to address decades of over-criminalization, particularly in communities of color"
• "The legislation prioritizes restorative justice by using federal tax dollars for a trust fund to reinvest in communities and individuals most harmed by the failed War on Drugs. The measure also provides funding to help minimize barriers to cannabis licensing and employment for individuals adversely impacted by decades of marijuana criminalization."
  
• “It is long past time to confront the failure of the War on Drugs, particularly its disproportionate impact on communities of color and low-income individuals. We must take proactive and significant steps to rectify these ongoing injustices,” said Booker.
• “Thousands of people ("people") have suffered at the hands of our broken cannabis laws"
• "the Cannabis Administration and Opportunity Act would finally dismantle the outdated federal marijuana prohibition, expunge past convictions for people with low-level cannabis offenses (tens of thousands of criminal niggers back out on the streets), and ensure restorative justice for communities impacted by the War on Drugs (Whitey gets to pay unlimited gibs to niggers).
• In other words, YOU will be paying out to criminal niggers, in part because white dudeweeds want legalization.

ECMO: dead men walking

• "A machine, called ECMO, which stands for extracorporeal membrane oxygenation, removes carbon dioxide from the blood and replaces it with oxygen. It can perform the work of the heart and lungs entirely outside the body."
• First came into widespread use during COVID. Rather than forcing air into badly damaged lungs like a ventilator does, with an abysmal rate of success (mortality as high as 60%), it gives the lungs time to heal while taking over their function entirely. Vent + ECMO treatments improved outcomes, and later, treatments developed with ECMO alone improved outcomes drastically.
• Has tripled the survival rate for out of hospital cardiac arrest patients.
• Can keep a patient with nonfunctional lungs and/or heart alive, conscious, and walking around for up to 100+ days, with the potential for much longer. However, some of these patients are on a path to recovery, or a transplant- others are not.
• "But some physicians worry that ecmo is creating entirely new ethical conundrums. “The unfortunate reality is that, sometimes, people get put on this machine and they don’t get better,” Jessica Zitter, a palliative- and critical-care physician, told me. A patient whose heart has stopped could potentially live on the machine for months, awake, able to walk and read the newspaper. But he might never leave the I.C.U. “It’s a trap,” Zitter said."
  
• "ECMO is transforming medical care, saving lives. But it also complicates care when life inevitably begins to end, committing some patients to a liminal state with no hope for recovery. When should it be used, or withheld? And who should decide?"
• Can only be used in an ICU, and even a few days in the ICU accrues extreme expense. Limited number of ECMO units means an ECMO patient on a path to no recovery is withholding treatment from patients who could recover.
• Who decides?
• "Texas (for example) supports unilateral physician withdrawal in defined circumstances of futility."
• Would most families accept this? Would yours? What of the small percentage of patients who defy the odds?
• On the other hand, there's certainly an incentive to stay alive as long as possible:
  

AI voice nigger

ooooo lawdy ah sho nuff dun does did mup didda boo does luv me some a dem computahs
clips: "ai voice nigger police report", "ai voice nigger sound clip", "nigger u", "niggers at the court house"

• "A high school athletic director in Maryland has been accused of using artificial intelligence to impersonate a principal on an audio recording that included racist and antisemitic comments, authorities said Thursday.
  Authorities said the case appears to be among the first of its kind in the country and called for new laws to guard against the technology."
• "Dazhon Darien faked the voice of Pikesville High School’s principal in response to:
  • conversations the men had about Darien’s poor work performance and whether his contract would be renewed
  • allegations that Darien paid his roommate $1,900 in school funds under the false pretense of coaching the girls soccer team
  • being reprimanded for firing a sports coach without approval
  • being charged with:
    • theft
    • stalking
    • disrupting school activities
    • and retaliating against a witness

Baltimore County police said.

• "The audio clip quickly spread on social media and had “profound repercussions,” the court documents stated, with the principal being placed on leave. The recording put the principal and his family at “significant risk,” while police officers provided security at his house, according to authorities."
• "A professor from the University of Colorado-Denver told police that it “contained traces of AI-generated content with human editing after the fact, which added background noises for realism,” court records stated."
• "A second opinion from a professor at the University of California-Berkley told police that “multiple recordings were spliced together,” according to the records."
• "The Baltimore County school system is recommending Darien’s termination, superintendent Myriam Rogers said Thursday."

Canadiacuck speech law and Roko's Basilisk

• "This new bill is supposedly aimed at safeguarding the masses from online “hate speech,”
• "The real shocker in this bill is the alarming retroactive aspect. Essentially, whatever you’ve said in the past can now be weaponized against you by today’s draconian standards."
  
• " the federal government has touted this bill as an initiative to protect children" (because ofc it has)
• "Alarmingly, a peace bond is created for ‘fear of hate propaganda offence or hate crime.’ This will allow a person to seek a court-ordered peace bond if they reasonably fear that someone will commit a hate propaganda offence or hate crime against them in the future.
• Hate speech being subjective and poorly defined, as usual.
• "In essence, accusers of hate speech will have their identities safeguarded, while those accused face significant financial penalties."

Campus/protest keks

clips: "why are we protesting", "fjb both sides agree", "dershpedoseethe", "commie hypocrite"

https://coyotechronicle.net/csusb-community-news/mice-on-the-frontlines-ucla-protesters-are-thrown-mice/

• "On April 29,2024, students part of the encamping protests at UCLA were allegedly thrown what seemed to be mice by the opposing side. Many of the mice appeared to have spots on their backs and were seen running out of a backpack soon after the bag was thrown. Many believe the spots are injections and believed to be stolen laboratory mice."

"No thank you, please don't come again!" Pajeet food bank bandit gets btfo

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

• "Meet Mehul Prajapati. Recently, he decided to show people online how they can steal food from foodbanks by pretending to be students at WLU and UofW. Mr Prajapati is a recent immigrant to Canada who was revealed to have a six-figure job at TD bank (which he was fired from).
  This is only the tip of the iceberg, as food bank abuse by immigrants and international students had become a particularly serious problem in many college communities. 75% of international students have used a food bank in the last year alone. (Meal Exchange 2021 report)
  Keep in mind, these very same students are legally required to show proof of adequate financial support in order to retain their student visas."
• "Mr. Prajapati has deleted his social media, and in a rather ironic twist, now that he’s unemployed, he really needs those food banks he robbed."
  PWND
• Pajeets absolutely seething, PIDF activated-
• 

Misc lulz and eyerollers

Biden cannibal hoax

clips: "biden cannibals", biden, any/all

• "Official war records say Finnegan was killed when a plane on which he was a passenger experienced engine failure and crashed into the Pacific Ocean."
• Unga Bunga no likem suggestion tribe eat any white man who fall out sky!
• Muh rituals
• Do cannibals eat bones and dental records?
• “I am lost for words actually,” said Allan Bird, governor of the province of East Sepik, who was recently selected as the alternate prime minister for the opposition. “I don’t feel offended. It’s hilarious really. I am sure when Biden was a child, those are the things he heard his parents say. And it probably stuck with him all his life.”

Meth Monk-eys: Methed out monks get busted, sent to rehab. Entire temple cleared out.

• "Four Buddhist monks in Thailand have been shipped off to rehab after they all tested positive for meth.
  The holy men — including the temple’s abbot, or head monk — failed the drug tests in the Phetchabun province’s Bung Sam Phan district on Monday, an official told Agence France-Presse.
  “The temple is now empty of monks and nearby villagers are concerned they cannot do any merit-making,” said the official, Boonlert Thintapthai."
• "Merit-making is a Buddhist practice that involves followers donating food to monks as a good deed.
  Back-up monks 🤣🤣 are being sent to the temple so villagers can practice their religious obligations, the official said."

Retarded negress who thought "musician" means "magician" arrested and charged for selling drugs

• "The rapper was arrested last week on Thursday (April 25) and charged with two counts of violation of Florida Statute 893.13.
  Sukihana allegedly was caught with both MDMA (ecstasy) and codeine with the intent to distribute. The rapper, 32, was being held at the Paul Rein Detention Center in Pompano Beach, FL. Her bond for one charge was set to $5,000, and for the other is $2,500, for a total of $7,500. She has been released."
• "Sukihana speaks out after she was arrested on drug charges."
  • "speaks"
    
    
    do ah look like ah do drugz, nyigguh??

Based Bruin takes a bite out of the roastie selfie scourge

• "“I thought he wanted to be friends,” she said. “The bear came and wanted to get into the car, but he started getting into the car and bit my friend.”"

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OY VEY I'LL HAVE TO WALK LIKE THIS FOREVER!

clip: "kike coffee loophole"

US ARMY now so desperate for cannon fodder it's offering a gallon of free chocolate milk for every new recruit!