# 二師兄 文章列表

喔不！
二師兄這麼優質的唬爛文我朋友居然不知道
要推坑不知道從何看起也有難度，於是有了這篇文。

對了這是半成品(標籤非完整)，PTT的部分我不太熟...

然後大推 "🏍機車"、"🔖縣市"、"⚔️內戰"
(ˊ ˇ ˋ)b

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## 標籤說明
|時間|標籤名稱|補充|
|:-----:|:-----:|:-----:|
|2019/10/03 |🌸寶櫻||
|2019/03/21 |⚔️內戰|前置為"🔖縣市"|
|2018/11/01 |🔖縣市||
|2018/10/04 |🏍機車 ||
|2017/11/26 |🥚蛋蛋的高度||
|2017/02/26 |🍵貪杯客|有出書|

其餘標籤：
📝日常、💰業配、📎番外、🍋鍵盤大檸檬、📜回憶、📕故事

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### 系列故事簡介

#### ⚔️內戰
台灣內戰無可避免地爆發了。

離開基隆的路途中，我不斷聽見各縣市傳來的戰報。

我心急如焚，不顧自身安危，快馬加鞭地趕往台南，一心只想與我的家鄉共存亡。⋯⋯

#### 🔖縣市
之前就說過新竹的風很大，到了冬天的時候，我才知道新竹的風不只大，而且冷。

才十二月初，我已經穿著最保暖的外套出門，晚上躲在最厚的棉被裡發抖，震得床板嘎吱作響。

#### 🏍機車
身為土生土長的台南人，我自幼在機車坐墊上長大，肆意穿梭於府城古巷間。

我爸說，在台南騎車必須九彎十八拐，行不由徑、足不點地，地板就是岩漿，腳落地的人就輸了。　　

#### 🥚蛋蛋的高度
雖然這樣問可能稍顯唐突，但是各位有沒有好好觀察過自己的蛋蛋呢？

前陣子洗澡的時候，肥宅我發現了一個驚人的事實，我兩邊的蛋蛋有著些微的高度差。

如果你也當過胖子，就會明白，胖子看見自己蛋蛋的機會並不多。

所以發現這件事的當下，我的內心相當惶恐。

#### 🍵貪杯客
我的尻槍……是拯救世界的尻槍！！！
聖誕夜，身為失戀肥宅的我在回家路上遇見了一個人。
消瘦的身影站在街燈下，一手扶在腰間，昂首望天，陶醉地瞇著眼，微喘著晃動身體。
「……你在衝三小？」我瞠目結舌。
「3P。」他幽幽回答。
「3P？」我忍不住問。
「舉杯邀明月，對影成三人。」
他淡淡地道，月光照在微蹙的眉頭上，更添幾分蕭索。
「你根本沒有用飛機杯啊！這根本就只是普通的當街手淫而已吧？」。
「心中有飛機杯，何處不是飛機杯？」他微笑，攤開手掌，掌心一股柔和的吸力形成漩渦。
是的，這是一個將雙手鍛鍊成飛機杯的男人。
就是這樣莫名其妙的情況，我初次和貪杯客相遇。

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## 文章列表

|發文地點|時間|標題|標籤|
|:-----:|:-----:|:-----:|:-----:|
|FB|[2020/01/08](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/591113004795765)|「每一票，都很重要。」|📝日常|
|FB|[2019/12/20](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/574106446496421)|獨在異鄉為異客，每逢佳節倍思春。|📝日常|
|FB|[2019/12/10](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/566738783899854)|蛋蛋的高度|📝日常|
|FB|[2019/12/05](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/562584874315245)|＃寶櫻與她的快樂夥伴 - 女生宿舍|🌸寶櫻|
|FB|[2019/11/28](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/557183891522010)|＃寶櫻與她的快樂夥伴 - 哈哈|🌸寶櫻|
|FB|[2019/10/29](https://www.facebook.com/pg/TigerblueStory/photos/?tab=album&album_id=534523340454732&__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARCXEOFkIkLq6jVcHOmBnXHMrQIVqs6wR2704gH3oIvPSxrW9ETyegZjyhKW04JgMynhbM9Vd53ePmf7zy6L_3U5UaAFbQPTGVEr2Q_Nb5uPp9yRw0GbRKScaIZhkM8FAYwwlYCHRHFjFXgf9T1LZlwinqcAbfG6ybyYIIEUmaQ7Va70twe00Y8ROfUZDpYiTpEn7D3Jc0VRufyxTRVVikC5N0ZKs3dKnjvuEVmJZNeprQaJRAvvq81XM3gy0bM5yGX6O8voPPq6AltGemkiRdAZRS-zQ0JJlwrgIm6emzk9X_LjYb9OLLGJxTL3iU3YVjpas8aB0xR0Zcfl8ZEqygHqNs9qAbICJPV7dlkkl9AtbvQQbsm5ckLx7BPJIjU3fsoeWvQF036_7sIhyE_b1KkQQQJ8z3eIReVVAEmxIAsSz-otiUw5yTfF0P9lA36ngy8oVR5OZcTXoaUxGA&__tn__=-UC-R)|飛利浦音波震動牙刷|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/10/15](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/515913648982368)|＃寶櫻與她的快樂夥伴 - 大姊頭|🌸寶櫻|
|FB|[2019/10/17](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/525159908057742)|二十一世紀不動產|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/10/15](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/515913648982368)|＃寶櫻與她的快樂夥伴 - 紙箱少女|🌸寶櫻|
|FB|[2019/10/04](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/498586840715049)|爽啤|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/10/03](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/515913648982368)|＃寶櫻與她的快樂夥伴 - 寶櫻|🌸寶櫻|
|FB|[2019/09/20](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/photos/a.298232207417181/507959466444453/)|我下星期六有一場演講|📝日常|
|FB|[2019/09/05](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/498586840715049)|永豐DAWHO數位銀行|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/08/29](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/494640377776362)|嘉義(很久以前忘記的，終於想起來了。)|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2019/08/22](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/490821884824878)|高雄(2)|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/07/21](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/483395655567501)|foodpanda|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/07/21](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/483102752263458)|傳聞中，單身三十年就可以變成魔法師。|📝日常|
|FB|[2019/07/21](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/474136906493376)|高雄|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/07/10](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/468646607042406)|朕一品|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/07/04](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/465360184037715)|台南|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/06/27](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/461666607740406)|海倫仙度絲|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/06/20](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/457410264832707)|台中vs蘆洲|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/06/13](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/453324341907966)|我國中的時候念的是三班。 |📜回憶|
|FB|[2019/06/07](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/450008532239547)|肉粽 |📝日常|
|FB|[2019/06/06](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/449261032314297)|ZenFone 6 |💰業配|
|FB|[2019/05/23](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/441675719739495)|嘉義|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/05/09](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/434281407145593)|雲林|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/04/29](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/429051417668592)|黑松 茶尋味|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/04/25](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/426978937875840)|南投|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/04/18](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/423703418203392)|台中|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/04/11](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/420454641861603)|福斯 不意外家庭|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/04/04](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/417022852204782)|桃園|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/03/28](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/413792999194434)|必勝客|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/03/21](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/410641089509625)|⚔️內戰爆發|⚔️內戰|
|FB|[2019/03/14](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/407633179810416)|基隆|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2019/03/07](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/404861700087564)|SDN腳ㄚ子工作室|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/02/21](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/398721490701585)|宜蘭|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2019/02/14](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/395679204339147)|17直播|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/02/11](https://www.facebook.com/pg/Nisinsheep/photos/?tab=album&album_id=2215244418717081&__tn__=H-R)|蠢羊與奇怪生物 x 二師兄 改編漫畫：彰化肉圓|📎番外|
|FB|[2019/01/31](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/388777768362624)|澎湖|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2019/01/17](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/382506295656438)|彰化|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2019/01/05](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/377399456167122)|潘朵啦移動享樂|💰業配|
|FB|[2019/01/03](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/376352709605130)|中壢vs桃園|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2018/12/19](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/369454300294971)|台北|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2018/12/13](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/366799517227116)|新竹|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2018/12/06](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/363193704254364)|台北-純文學|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2018/11/29](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/360236831216718)|藍蘋果|💰業配|
|FB|[2018/11/27](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/359175797989488)|台南|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2018/11/25](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/358511058055962)|「學長，幫我一個忙。」|📝日常|
|FB|[2018/11/22](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/358511058055962)|我家巷口|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2018/11/02](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/photos/a.298232207417181/348929865680748/?type=3&theater)|洗刷冤屈 新竹貢丸漢堡|📝日常|
|FB|[2018/11/01](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/348312899075778)|新竹吹風|🔖縣市|
|FB|[2018/10/22](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/344704432769958)|作業|📝日常|
|FB|[2018/10/14](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/341612049745863)|蘇花公路|🏍機車|
|FB|[2018/10/09](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/339845239922544)|台中朋友Annie|🏍機車|
|FB|[2018/10/04](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/337928900114178)|新竹傑森|🏍機車|
|FB|[2018/10/02](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/337232633517138)|清大Latte|📝日常|
|FB|[2018/09/17](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/332096414030760)|中指|🍋鍵盤大檸檬|
|FB|[2018/09/10](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/329424247631310)|士官長的鳥|🍋鍵盤大檸檬|
|FB|[2018/09/03](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/326857311221337)|豪哥的奶頭|📝日常|
|PTT|[2018/09/03](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1535950626.A.CF5.html)|奶頭||
|FB|[2018/08/28](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/324685168105218)|臭豆腐店|📜回憶|
|FB|[2018/08/24](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/322262521680816)|樓下有一間早餐店|📜回憶|
|FB|[2018/08/17](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/316060198967715)|日本旅遊|📜回憶|
|PTT|[2018/08/17](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1534515062.A.ACF.html)|情人節快樂||
|FB|[2018/08/16](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/315151035725298)|跟學妹相遇|📜回憶|
|FB|[2018/08/15](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/314203462486722)|各位有買過福袋嗎？|📜回憶|
|FB|[2018/08/10](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/309243932982675)|意志力創造奇蹟|📕故事|
|FB|[2018/08/06](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/305612036679198)|古典制約|📕故事|
|PTT|[2018/08/06](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1533562544.A.018.html)|豪哥的奶頭||
|FB|[2018/08/03](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/302809690292766)|賣麵的阿姨很熱情|📕故事|
|FB|[2018/08/01](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/300958867144515)|Willy Wanker|📕故事|
|FB|[2018/07/30](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/299140550659680)|Re: [閒聊] 第一次內射跟口爆經驗|📕故事|
|FB|[2018/07/29](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/298232214083847)|Re: [趣事] 在交友app上遇到的低能兒|📕故事|
|FB|[2018/07/27](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/296419150931820)|台南的交通|📕故事|
|FB|[2018/07/23](https://www.facebook.com/TigerblueStory/posts/292752054631863)|[救唬] 士官長的鳥|📕故事|
|PTT|[2018/07/23](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1532347863.A.772.html)|士官長的鳥||
|PTT|[2018/07/13](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1531492486.A.125.html)|蛋蛋的高度18 大結局|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/06/24](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1529827006.A.23B.html)|蛋蛋的高度17|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/05/27](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1527407646.A.C73.html)|蛋蛋的高度16|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/05/06](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1525597655.A.68C.html)|蛋蛋的高度15|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/04/28](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1524927648.A.1FB.html)|蛋蛋的高度14|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/04/16](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1523870270.A.5C8.html)|蛋蛋的高度13|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/04/06](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1523018324.A.843.html)|蛋蛋的高度12|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/03/27](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1522137778.A.C71.html)|蛋蛋的高度11|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/03/15](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1521044714.A.E1B.html)|蛋蛋的高度10|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/03/09](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1520609035.A.61E.html)|蛋蛋的高度9|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/03/03](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1520087621.A.161.html)|蛋蛋的高度8|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/02/21](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1519222721.A.68E.html)|蛋蛋的高度7|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/02/12](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1518442188.A.4DE.html)|蛋蛋的高度6|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/02/07](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1517978759.A.0FB.html)|通通給我尻起來(抽獎完畢)||
|PTT|[2018/02/06](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1517925952.A.E09.html)|蛋蛋的高度5|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/02/03](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1517660569.A.8C5.html)|蛋蛋的高度4|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2018/01/28](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1517143185.A.87E.html)|我對不起這個社會||
|PTT|[2018/01/22](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1516631755.A.122.html)|蛋蛋的高度3|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2017/12/24](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1514109667.A.66B.html)|蛋蛋的高度2|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2017/11/26](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1511702302.A.4C3.html)|蛋蛋的高度|🥚蛋蛋的高度|
|PTT|[2017/10/21](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1508599710.A.E8A.html)|要聽阿嬤的話||
|PTT|[2017/10/11](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1507731136.A.EFC.html)|健力阿嬤||
|PTT|[2017/08/27](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1503841681.A.FA5.html)|貪杯客12 大結局|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2017/08/23](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1503493809.A.060.html)|貪杯客11|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2017/08/18](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1503068458.A.7B2.html)|貪杯客10|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2017/08/13](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1502629786.A.006.html)|貪杯客9|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2017/07/26](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1501063466.A.143.html)|貪杯客8|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2017/07/22](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1500737252.A.E2E.html)|貪杯客7|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2017/07/20](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1500561620.A.7F7.html)|貪杯客6|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2017/06/12](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1497281068.A.F6E.html)|貪杯客5|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2017/06/03](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1496504594.A.891.html)|貪杯客4|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2017/05/29](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1496072194.A.86F.html)|貪杯客3|🍵貪杯客|
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|PTT|[2017/02/05](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1486293208.A.B45.html)|貪杯客|🍵貪杯客|
|PTT|[2016/09/04](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1472996588.A.3BD.html)|裸奔||
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|PTT|[2016/04/10](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1460302384.A.339.html)|喇妹王||
|PTT|[2016/04/08](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1460127636.A.71F.html)|單身肥宅||
|PTT|[2016/03/06](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1457272336.A.793.html)|大學面試||
|PTT|[2016/02/28](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1456661018.A.ECE.html)|我朋友超有錢||
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|PTT|[2015/11/13](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1447426204.A.025.html)|中指||
|PTT|[2015/09/27](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1443359222.A.3F3.html)|跟我媽解釋BL漫畫||
|PTT|[2015/09/21](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1442844096.A.EE5.html)|蓋亞(下)||
|PTT|[2015/09/20](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1442752757.A.B14.html)|蓋亞(上)||
|PTT|[2015/09/18](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1442584893.A.C74.html)|拍照||
|PTT|[2015/08/25](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1440514639.A.8C1.html)|大叔與充氣娃娃||
|PTT|[2015/07/28](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1438090071.A.997.html)|剪頭髮3||
|PTT|[2015/07/27](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1437926822.A.0A0.html)|剪頭髮2||
|PTT|[2015/07/22](https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TigerBlue/M.1437576684.A.083.html)|剪頭髮1||

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