## Characters
### Douven "Dough Boy" Staul

> A fellow former army grunt, Douven Staul, turned explorer of old ruins, said he found a map that revealed the location of a dragon’s tomb not far from Winterhaven. He figured if a dragon was buried there, why not also its hoard? So, he set off and that was the last you saw of him three months ago.

- Dwarf
- Someone we served with.
- Has a lead on some $$.
- Is a known treasure hunter
- Looking for a dragon's tomb around Winder Haffen
- Had a room at the inn for a few nights.
- Paid for a weeks worth of stay, but went a-wall after the 4th day.

### Ellian
- POS
- Friendly
- Gave us a shitty map to the dragon burial site.

### Valthrun (Gandolf)
- He's a scholar
- Working on history shit
- Smart, has enough perception to know when someone is bullshitting him.
- Might know more about the ruins when we see him again.

### Shelly
- Barkeep
- Inn Cost:

## Delphina
- Elf lady at the bar in the AM
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### Lord ~~Jeff~~ Kit Harrington ~~Farquad~~
- Lord of Winder Haven; Master of the keep.
- His family has ruled this area for generations.
- We let him know we're here, and we mean no harm. We're sellswords, and are at his service.
- He'd like us to deal with Brigands
- Where? Accosting people along the eastern king's road
- No negotiations, we agreed to do it

### (doubtful) Ten Andre
- Stable master
- Party tried to cheat him (rolled 4 and sucked ass)

## Story
### Questions for villagers:

- [x] Where's the ruins?
> North of town to the mountains.
- [x] Where did he stay while he was here?
> He stayed at the Inn. Paid for a weeks worth of stay, but went a-wall after the 4th day.
- [ ] What provisions did he buy?
- [ ] What's dangerous around here?

### The Inn

- Ellian is broke, but has a few coints. Seems nice and approachable. (not evil)
- Shady guy on back wall. Mystery rich guy, w/ 2 guards facing us (something ominous with this guy)
- Elf lady with fancy drink creeply staring at everyone (maybe evil/ mixed signal)
- Bartender, Shelly

### The Inn Actions
1. Prax with the `Divine Sense`
1. Barmaid waitress drunk at bar, or dwarves
2. Fancy back dude and tall old gandalf give justicey goodness out of em
3. Hot elf is glint of shadow for a sec

2. Ky to investigate/perceive gandalf and strider
1. perception roll on gandalf(valthroon) - hard to tell if good/evil: seems scholarly
a. Pretty generic, but gold earring with decent sized white opal
b. He senses you looking at him.
c. He saw dough-boy a couple weeks ago

3. Wykks talks to drunk guy, who's a self-proclaimed historian of the area
1. Dough boy left alone
2. Learned:
- Southwest of the village to the Dragon Burial site.
- To the north we see ruins.

4. Prax to talk to Shelly
1. Roomed at inn for few nights
2. Paid for a week, disappeared after 4 nights
3. Lenora at temple is the priestess, dealing with grave robbers
4. Ruins to the North that nobody goes to (ghosts/vampires), valthroon may know more about these
5. Brigands on the road assaulting people from whence we came

5. Prax talks to Valthrun
1. "Do you know anything useful about the dragon burial site?"
1. Worth checking out, point of interest out in SW that dough went to
2. the Keep up north, built during height of old empire, been ruin since before valthrun was born
a. watch tower
b. probably goblins there now
3. mystery guy is mayor of town, his family has ruled over this area for generations

6. Wykks talks to Lord Jeff
1. Earned sidequest to southwest
2. 100g to take down ruffians

7. Prax to hot elf
1. Asks elf what she wants to say to him
1. rolls `intimidation`, rolls 18.

## Bonus
- Manoeuvres
- a `Kara's Vale`: Creating a barfight amongst ourselves as a diversion
- an `orcsnash`: tbd
- a `kobold`: a shield parry 'Ready', done against an opportunity strike on a wounded ally
- a `winter haven`: in reference to tequila sunrise "tequila now, sunrise later"

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# Day 2

- Kobolds are concerned with the scary man's (their leader's) wrath
- Shiny's for the travellers
- ~~2x Moonstone~~
- ~~2x Jasper~~
- ~~Chrysoprase~~
- ~~Carnelian~~
- Unbreakable Arrow - ky
- [Bag of Tricks, Gray](https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/4582-bag-of-tricks) - ky
- Spell Scroll of Protection from Undead - prax
- 2x Potion of Healing
- Orb of Direction - wykks
- Spell Scroll of Create Bonfire - prax

- Currency
- 69 gold

# Day 2 evening
- Met w/ Lord Harrington.
- Rewarded 120g
- asked lord about cemetery
- open graves and disturbed crypts, but seems like minor thievery
- Accepts side hustle proposal to inspect cemetery for 100g
- DOD: Verify claims on nefariousness of cemetery (ie graffiti vs ghouls)
- Wykks flirts with shady bitch (Shelly)
- Watcha drinkin? Tequila sunrise
- Wykks expected to get shot down, but she's actually in to it.
- She notices the FUCKING AWESOME brand on Wykks' forearm. "What does it mean?"
- You know, the thing with Tequila sunrise... _tequila now, sunrise later_ like a giga chad
- reluctant *SPLOOSH*
- Let's go buy some shit
- Went to Bairwin's Grand Shoppe, "Be right with you!"
- Bairwin Wildarson, Owner & Proprietor of Bairwin's Grande Shoppe: blonde, well framed face, nice strong chin (human)
- Ky: How do you feel about tequila sunrise?
- Prax: Have a look at these gems
- Gems sell for 130g
- 75xp total

| Owner | Loot | Amount |
| -------- | -------- | -------- |
| Ky | [Bag of Tricks, Gray](https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/4582-bag-of-tricks) | 1 |
| Ky | Unbroken Arrow | 1 |
| Ky | Potion of Healing | 1 |
| Prax | [Spell Scroll of Protection from Undead](https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/5398-scroll-of-protection) | 1 |
| Prax | [Spell Scroll of Create Bonfire](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/create-bonfire) | 1 |
| Wykks | [Orb of Direction](https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/27077-orb-of-direction) | 1 |
| Wykks | Potion of Healing | 1 |

- badass slime acid scar on left arm

## Handy Euphemisms for Sex

- Squatting in the cucumber patch
- Take a trip to pound town
- Bump uglies
- Knock boots
- Do the no pants dance
- Two person push ups
- Slime the banana
- Fill the cream donut
- Burping the worm in the mole hole
- Test the humidity
- Stuff the taco
- Ride the skin bus into tuna town
- Take old one eye to the optometrist
- Spear the bearded clam
- Pound the punanni pavement
- Smack the salmon
- Test the suspension
- Slam the ham
- Horizontal hula
- Make the beast with two backs
- Ride the bolonga pony
- Stuff the beaver
- Attack the pink fortress
- Exchange bodily fluids
- Play hide the canoli
- Shuck the oyster
- Four legged fox trot
- Butter the biscuit
- Shake the trailer
- Make whoopee
- Play hide the German sausage
- Hanky panky
- Open the gates of Mordor
- Get mounted
- *Go home to play with the box the kid came in* - John's Favorite
- Clean the carpet
- Know in the Biblical sense
- Lust and thrust
- Park the beef bus into tuna town
- Smash pissers
- Mattress dance
- Hump
- Buck
- Mingle limbs
- Part the pink sea
- Bed boogie
- Make babies
- Spelunking the Bat Cave
- Hot beef injection
- Get your end wet
- Cave diving
- Bury the weasel
- Fornicate
- Do the deed
- Stir the up skirt yogurt
- Park the Plymouth into the garage of love
- Have relations
- Roll in the hay
- Play doctor
- Do the nasty
- Shag
- Vulcanize the whoopee stick
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
- Score
- Fuck