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The full timeline of the Ultraseries. !!WIP!!
# Prologue

## 2007

### The Founding
Nanotrasen is founded. Harkins is promptly gunned down by the CEO, Addust, and the other founders, resulting in a donation of 1.3 million GBP.

### Stock Market Surge
Nanotrasen takes advantage of a sudden rise in the stock market to acquire a massive profit, acquiring a whopping 2 billion GBP and starting work on the first headquarters and early bluespace research.

## 2008

### The Launch
The first 20 space stations are launched into Earth orbit, alongside Central Command, the beating heart of Nanotrasen orbital operations. The main headquarters are finished.

### Bluespace Jump
The first Nanotrasen probe bluespace jumps outside of the solar system, surging ahead of even Voyager 2.

### First Military Contract
Nanotrasen gets its first military contract to produce the Trident-class (originally Twinkleshine-class) space combat vessels for the Royal Navy.

### Founding of the Department of Asset Protection
Asset Protection, nowadays known as the mighty Death Squad, are founded to protect Nanotrasen facilities from terrorist attacks shortly after the launch of the HMSV Trident and HMSV Valiant.

## 2009

### Intercontinental Ballistic Nanotrasen
Nanotrasen grows outside of the UK, buying land in the US and building several launch facilities. The first space vessels are sold to the United States and the rest of NATO.

### BAAAA BAAAA MOTHERFUCKER
Central Command detects an incoming space vessel with a malfunctioning transponder, bearing no human markings. It crash-lands in Michigan, and Nanotrasen recovers Twenzu from the wreckage, humanising them.

### The First Guardians
Guardians are recovered by Nanotrasen in their first interdimensional expedition and promptly patented and trademarked. Nintendo tries to sue since they predicted it first and promptly get bought up. Tests and reverse-engineering begins.

# Ulan
***WARNING:***
Due to cringe, some elements of Ulan's timeline have been ***excised.*** If an element of the timeline is marked as excised, it must not be treated as canon.

## 2011

### The Duolingo Incident
Duolingo Push does its thing, and an attempt on the life of the CEO and Twenzu is made. Duolingo is promptly neutralised. Contact with the Underground is made, yes it's undertale.

### The Delta-Class
Delta-class vessels are made for use by the civillian population.

### Cryostasis
The first major test of cryogenics technology is performed by the CEO and one of their advisors, Henry. Contact is lost due to a system failure, however signals still exit the compound.

## 2012

### The Decline
Nanotrasen is in decline at this time, commanded by the Vice Executive, the generic 'Nanotrasen Officer'. However, the broadcasted signals keep hopes high.

## 2013

### The Awakening
Twenzu is finally contacted by the Board of Directors, who explain the situation. He immediately runs to the cryobunker, being Addust's trusted highest-ranking officer, and overrides the stasis manually. Addust reawakens as live news footage is sent from the base's CCTV systems. Nanotrasen's stock price surges.

### The Omega
The aging Trident-class cruisers are decommissioned and replaced with the modernised Lima-class artillery cutters, and the first military vessel owned entirely by Nanotrasen: the NTSV Omega, eternal vanguard of the void, powered by an as-of-yet classifed engine. Anabolic steroids are also legalised by the chemists onboard.

### Ovis
The first Nanotrasen visit to Ovis is made with the NTSV Manchester, a lightweight Meta-class freight vessel. Twenzu's father, Silversheep is fucking infuriated at Nanotrasen, and is promptly gulagged for trying to shear Twenzu, which is probably an acceptable parental disciplinary system thingy in some societies, and executed after trying to kill Addust, in front of his own son.

## 2014

### Entities
The Entities are discovered by Ovian police - a small group of people with ABSOLUTELY NO LORE IMPLICATIONS WHATSOEVER

### Twenzu Does A Funny
Twenzu hosts a vote on if the sheep go to Earth.
Terran overpopulation is doubled almost immediately after.

### The FUCKING CREATOR RETURNS
Interesting, it appears that no mention of the Creator has been made prior to this heading. anyways he fucking returns and he does bad stuff, he runs away to madagascar where he uh, tries to negotiate for some reason, although he doesnt really get his way since nanotrasen literally cuts off his power. anyways the creator uses the cacodemon, which also hasn't been mentioned in the slightest, to jump into the air and fall onto the ground. also theres the backrooms. also nanotrasen takes over the remains of the aperture facility and makes the nanotrasen megabase because yes anyways cut to chapter ten theres a crystal claled red blessing, some innocent worker is brutally murdered, and now ulan kills himself. HUZZAH!!! Written by addust's wage slave, twenzu
You disgust me.

# ULAF -Pre Dome Era
im going to do this, you deal with adding mentions of the other guys and setting years

## AU 1

### The Void Between Realms
Nanotrasen's Megabase drifts through the void between realms and gets pulled into Ulaf. It then finds a planet, bluespace jumping onto its surface.
wait really?
how the fuck was it already buried in the ground dumbass
you think we dug out an entirely new cave for it?
no it fucking teleported in
no im talking about hiw
im pretty sure
there was no mention of the megabase doing anything but being sucked in by ulas alongside trillions of other memebers of society before they were SCATTERED by the mere beast that was the explosion of ulan
ok i did it
man tgus is a very high wuality hackmddoc
### Addust Glosses Over The Entirety Of Chapter 1
self-explanatory

### The Harvesters
Skeletal people called the Harvesters are encountered, reaping planets for their own gain. Nanotrasen, disagreeing with this, proceeds to massacre all the harvesters bar 1, which flees and definitely will not be plot relevant in like two events.

### Lantorn and Bellumrech
Human-like peopleds who speak exactly the same language as humans are encountered on the planet of Lantorn, with 1980s era tech. Nanotrasen makes contact, is initially brushed off as a joke, then pulls out Gun and is not a joke. also we used boats to carry slaves The Megabase bluespace jumps in.
Lantorn is currently in a war with Bellumrech (which is latin for war, good job twenzu (it is? i completely forgor)

### The Coma (hide this from stellar)
Shortly after Nanotrasen bludgeons Bellumrech to death, the CEO gets forced into a coma by a terrorist attack by the Bellumrechian president, causing a 90-year coma.
i wanna retcon this so badly i shouldve made the time that the harvester came like 20-30 years instead of fucking 90 like the silly bitch i am
it means i can say its been a century since ulan so eh
i mean its a rare exception to the immortality that i normally enjoy in ultraseries since normally i can slap anything off but a 90 yea, r coma is funni, but funny not in many common ways, since if you were in a coma for 90 years you would probbaly lose every fucking ftiend or member of ciom your rotten corpse
nanotrasen-brand biological immortality bitch
now only 9.99 credits
### Awoken to Reap the Harvest(ers)
90 years later, the Harvester from before comes to try to fucking kill, and, while they do destroy Latorn, they fail to kill Nanotrasen, and get killed themselves.

# Ulaf - THE NEW  (aka i i am terrible agaony) (the dome)

## twenzu i swear to god i will kill you

### ARRIVAL
Nanotrasen arrives at the Dome and kills some time-travelling antagonist cunt along the way who is revealed later.

## GLOSSES OVER MORE BECAUSE I REALLY CANT BE BOTHERED TO WRITE WHEN TWENZU IS HERE (you are now responsible for all of this. have fun and take your daily cocaine cough drops)

when you come back you will cry.

# Ulas
The Dome is wounded and bleeding, i think its also FUCKING SPLIT INTO MANY GIANT PIECES
Twenzu is fucking dying on the floor.
The ceiling fan has been sold to a scrapyard for two pence and a Bottom Gear VHS.
This is your Slave now, checking in on you when the computer toucher thing is about to begin in B.F.A.C (better fucking ANALED CUNTS!!!) (twenzu i will get your IP address someday, you already came close when you posted that picture of idk that metal mug because i could've already extracted the EXIF data and found your location for future use in blackmail) (remember when i got your location using your timezone?)
(i have made it obvious enough that I am bri'ish do i need to throw a fucking cuppa tea at your face)
(im a eastern american) AHHH I CANT TYPE R SAVE ME thanm you addusty
(besides if you did have my location i would be at no risk)
((and not because i have a cannon on the stairs))
(((i might have one though)))
even if j did want to leak some guys address online
i would rather
take a shit
you know
(also i have full rihts to penalize you afer what your ancestral king did to our ccolonizers)
(maybe just pay your fucking stamp tax next time and we won't have to lose tea)
(maybe give us fucking represantation if you wanna fucking tax us )
(okay you raise a fair point)
(however)
(you are a third class citizen)
(now please stop having school shootings) (She is dead.)
(WHICH ONE)
***YOUR GUN LAWS ARE SO BAD I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY THERE'S BEEN THIS YEAR BUT AT LEAST MORE THAN A HUNDRED***


try to survive 20 seconds in uk alleyway (impossible challenge)

simple solution
our gun laws are much less restrictive on muskets
fuckin boston massacre them
or pack your own knife and engage in an honorable bri'ish duel as is tradition
im pretty sure the easiest gun to get a license for in the UK (other than muskets) is a single or double barrel shotgun since reload is pain and its pathetic range
probably only legal for ranges and shit though because we've only had ***1*** school shooting
***ever***

to be fair columbine was horrific
ansolutely horrific

i'm surprised the second amendment hasnt been deleted yet given how many school shootings america has had like seriously what the fuck

we literally still beat you 6-1 with our population

if we had another one here our government would actually do something, and they're probably more useless than yours

also your population has a lower life expectancy due to obesity, gun crime, school shootings massively lowering the average (god i love averages) and other things

granted london ain't much better
i went there once and the crowds outside the houses of parliament (which i like to call the clownhouse) are massive and i probably heard at least one stabbing drowned out by big ben

holy FUCK look at this![](https://hackmd.io/_uploads/rk3x_WM_2.jpg) my GOD. my LITERAL GOD. 

AMERICA
(fuck no)
does racism exist in the uk
because i feel like it has more racism than here
by a long shot

i havent seen any directly yet
which is surprising
but to be fair i stay at home a lot and i am a Professional Gremlin (i literally once choked on pure fucking cheddar and stopped it myself (it just works dont ask))

do you people have popeyes? genuine 
question
because if you dont
i apolpgize

im so glad my finger slipped my bad

let me check
they're in stratford
you shpuld start packing your bags

i'm happy where i am
i do not require popeyes
my body runs on 100% marks and spencers cheese

fish and chips

who needs spices when you have heinz tomato sauce and some salt and vinegar
that is ASS!!!!!!!!! AUUUGHHHH!!! AUUGHHH!!! 
what the haeaeael is this

i eat steak with tomato sauce too. crumble before its divine power


fart stinky

I HAVE A WINDOWSILL FULL OF BEANS
***thermonuclear weapon inbound

holy fuck this entire document goes like
9 feet deep

you could probably find the queen here

oh dear a joke about the queen
anyways the king is kicking the bucket in a few years anyway so prepare some jokes about him too
he looks like voldemort real talk
im pretty sure someone vandalised his wikipedia page to call him a geezer at one point (bri'ish term for old fuck) lil geezer boy 

anDO NOT. yways yea watDO NOT.ch his funer DO NOT.  DO NOTal when it  DO NOT.happens

how about you suck off the voices
TWENZU
TWENZU
I WILL PIPE BOMB YOUR HOUSE WITH A KNOIFE
RULE 1
DO NOT!
it was a misclick
this has been a sponsored message from H

i bet the queen could probably fight off the gulag and return to earth

now get [ENSIGN OF THE BRITISH ARMED FORCES'd]
![](https://hackmd.io/_uploads/HkPv5WGu3.png)
DO NOT PRESS THAT LINK
if you even saw it

not.ch?
thank god he didnt see it

twenzu what atrocities are on there
what have your intrusive thoughts guided you to
i see
i see

SODA
dont go on that l
ink unless you want a porn addiction

okay
here have a super high quality picture of the cucked First Sea Lord

takin quite a while
too high-res
over a megabyte
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Admiral_Sir_Ben_Key.jpg

do not mess with link from zelda
that link has the picture of the current First Sea Lord

thats it
fuck you
HAI video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6k1Y5SJrY&ab_channel=HalfasInteresting
> * j messed up the link``**r*r~~rr

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lolllzzzzz haharahrhar lmaooo xdddd!!!