# CAS: Shiptest Deck Ideasguying

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## White Cards:
Slimegirl trafficking.
Demanding the ship's name and designation after you holocall them.
SolGov Spesscops(tm).
Cargo Drop x Welding Tank.
Monday Night EORG.
Supermatter sea taste test.
The Lamia-class' formerly-indestructible walls.
Putting off writing lore for the Space UN.
The biggest, softest, moth.
Illegal Rachnid sex guilds.
IPC's that were formally smartfridges.
The preserved remains of tech wizard John Carmack.
Making your IPC crewmember run Doom.
[REDACTED BY COMSEC]
Explosive decompression.
A BlueSpace Artillery Cannon on a shuttle.
The crab in OSHA's Delta P video.
Buying a Pill-class for recreational use.
The forgotten ruins of Space-Russia.
Pissing out the airlock.
Faxxing Amogus to CentCom.
Inventing new warcrimes to compete with the Syndicate.
DN content.
Overheating the meth.
The bartender dispensing drugs.
Roundstart power failures.
Nanotrasen soul ownership documents.
The felinid rapidly approaching your crewmate in crit.
Penis enlargement genemods.
Dr. Crobar's lung extension surgery.
Bar RP on the Boyardee.
Being a hubbie.
Speculating on mothpeople reproduction.
Merging that fucking PR.
Making a design document no one will read.
DreamDaemon missing four heartbeats.
Nanotrasen Minebot.
Getting high on random planet flora.
The secret whitelisted ERP server.
SolGovvies raiding your ship in Syndicate hardsuits.
Not being able to fabricate more ammo for your M9C.
Beret hair.
Dying from lung damage due to smoking too many Timmy's Candy Cigarettes.
Wearing sunglasses in space.
Spamming Dr. Worm on the jukebox.
Writing your manifesto in blood and Darkest Chocolate.
Using TGstation lore.
The Rat'Var Chaplain sect.
Turning your combat wrench on and off repeatedly.
Using the speen command.
Randomly spinning objects.
The Hellbeast.
Extremely large Jonesy.
Being magdumped by a stetchkin loaded with HP rounds.
Out of Touch being played on loop.
Spessmens and Stations.
Playing poker on the Boyardee-B.
Arguing about ballistics versus energy weapons.
Amoung pequeno.
Exactly one cointest.
Pretending to have a PhD in Medicine.
Breaching your cargo bay by forgetting how Express Supply Consoles work.
Advanced dissection.
Matrixing your guy.
Rat'Var-themed slash-fiction.
An intentionally-terrible-looking ship.
Wondering out loud when outposts will be finished.
Felinid lore.
A R&D kit.
Ashwalker mutation toxin.
400u fentanyl delivered via rapid syringe gun.
An energy sword lodged in your groin.
Prescribing aranesp for your crippling crank addiction.
Manufacturing dozens of Budget 9mm magazines at the autolathe in order to reload your Commander.
Going SSD.
Begging the admins for strange regeant.
Talking about modern pop culture 500 years into the future.
A Pill-class turned into a mansion.
A crate full of bone weapons.
A chainsword null rod to the head.
Outposts.
Getting increasingly frustrated that the only card game anyone knows how to play is blackjack.
Buying seven laser gun crates.
Pride socks.
Unscheduled uptime.
Accusing yourself of mutiny.
The smartest moth player.
Having a plan to qdel everyone you meet.
The Great Atmos Testmerge.
Orebreaker's acceptable cousin.

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## Black Cards:

Why is it impossible to be straight in space?
IPCs are now repaired using ______ and ______.
How do you ruin a space funeral?
Nobody join the ISV ______. It's full of ______.
SolGov is secretly ran by a cabal of ______.
The secret weapon that carried the Corporate Wars.
What's ______? It's like Among Us with multiple ______.
What's the true origins of mothpeople?
Shiptest, where we ship ______ and test ______!
We don't talk about ______.
Sorry Lumi if ______ looks gay to the ______.
What's the edgiest thing to happen in your backstory?
The Syndicate safe documents seem to relate to ______.
Number one way to earn a ticket to hyperspace?
When you see a Pill-class full of ______, engage emergency ______.
The lost ruins of ______ remain to be found on the frontier.
How do you get rid of a pirate ghost haunting your vessel?
Hubbies LOVE ______.
Imagine getting banned for ______.
What happens when you run afoul of the IPC Metagang?
The Tide-class is abandoned because of ______.
I was formerly ______ before IPC conversion.
The new branch of Shiptest, now known as ______-test.
Attention: Would you like to play as ______?
This could be us: ________.
What does everyone do despite the lore?
The Boyardee-C will include ______.
The server crashed because of ______.
To no one's surprise, the Shetland-class exploded due to ________.
"Oh shucks, my _______!"
As usual, the Kugelblitz-class' Supermatter delaminated due to _______.
As is well known, the best healmix consists of _____ and _____, plus some meth.
"Oh no, someone's put _____ into my Frontierist!"
A new bug has been discovered with spacepods, which causes them to _____ when piloted.
The hidden sixth Syndicate faction is led by ______.
How many crewmember deaths would it take to ______?
I can't believe I left _____ on the planet when we took off!
If it came down to it, I'd rather be ______ than anything else.
The only solution to _______ is seven slugs from a sawn-off riot shotgun.
What's causing the GitHub bot to have a seizure?
Merge my fucking _______.
______ is the name of my new specialty cocktail.
What's the meaning of life?
"Why should I aheal you?"
"Get nanites, it's safe." The nanites: _______
You want to initiate crew transfer because _____!?