# Say Milady

He sold.

I'm married to a goddess.

Winning never looked so good.

I'm just soooooo.

At this moment I am euphoric.

I need a girl in a tennis skirt.

I drank too much sparkling water and now my kidneys don't work anymore.

I haven't felt love since 2003.

My toxic trait is being hydrated and moisturized all the time.

I looked at your man and he's got a receding hairline.

I am a menace to society.

I always cry on the first date.

I stole my grandma's power scooter.

I am not allowed within 500 feet of [redacted].

I love losing money with my friends online.

My friends don't let me on the aux anymore.

In multiple parasocial relationships with e-girls.

I left my wife for my cat.

BALENCI BALENCI BALENCI.

It's over.

We are so back.

Found out she had hands the hard way.

ROOT BEER NO. ROOT BEER NO. ROOT BEER NO. THERE'S SO MUCH ROOT BEER NO.

DR. PEBBA. FANTER. MONSTERT. ROOBEER. PEPSIE. COKEY COLA. SPIRTE.

I'm an internationally recognized plus-sized model.

Feel like shit just want GUNDAM to be real.

Shorty hit me with the oh la la la and now I'm in love.

Paris is kinda mid.

My boss says I can buy a submarine if we sell enough NFT's.

Yeah this costs a lot of ETH but just look at it.

I could've blown this money on a pony but I bought a JPEG instead.

SHOUT OUT TO THE DEAD HOMIES.

I was faded at my grandma's funeral.

My homie looked like a bitch last night but still got all the girls.

She was sweet in the same way that cough syrup tastes bad.

100% just saw a hawk fuck up a pigeon in my backyard.

She's mini-golfing with some other man. Focus on yourself king.

I'm discussing her future marriage prospects with her mother right now.

I downloaded an anti-virus to protect this NFT.

They're playing country during R&B night and it's ruining my curated vibes.

Caught you in 4k picking your nose and eating it.

i farded and it smells lol :(

Some of you are all right. Don't trade on Uniswap tomorrow.

Why do you talk about art so much when your skincare routine is so shit?

Need me an ugly husband fr so I always look cuter in photos.

Adderall is for pussies like just focus.

I don't need to be an art critic to know your portfolio is mid at best.

Nice job nerd you actually read the whitepaper.

I'm going to yolo my way to billions.

She left me for a Mutant Ape.

I always confuse Cognitive Behavior Therapy with Cock-and-Ball Torture.

I dropped out of medical school because all of the men there were ugly.

My jersey is retired in the Brass Factory coworking space.

I use one bottle of retinol daily and my skin is glowing.

I stole at least 3 books from my last date's bookshelf.

If your date is wearing Birkenstocks, then he's clearly damaged goods.

My BMI is unhealthy.

I spent my entire inheritence on Chrome Hearts.

My homie kholed but we left him behind.

I am currently delivering ice cream to your future wife.

I got fired by HR for being too rizztarded.

I'm like a cult leader but with 0 extra wives and 0 land.

Getting ahead of the curve by claiming that Mars is flat.

I'm Neetmaxxing.

EXTREMELY ONLINE since 2003.

Just tipped my landlord.

Just bought a new drone to spy on my neighbors.

I stress bake cookies when things aren't going well.

I'm looking to marry a girl who can kick my ass.

The dickriding is crazy at my grandma's funeral.

Just blew my net worth on a Herman Miller lounger.

Praxis is cringe.

Just screamed at my wife for forgetting to buy keto-friendly cereal.

I just got depicted as a soyjack :(

Shooting my shot at Oprah 😍

She let me hit because I have a green velvet sofa.

My ancestors never had to deal with loving multiple e-girls at the same time.

I'm on the run for failing to pay child support.

Just broke up with my boyfriend because he's a rentoid.

I stopped going to Starbucks because they ran out of hot baristas.

Just found out my bf is a designer who can't code :(

Do they have BBL's for men?

Need an illiterate bf I can buy picture books for

Pitbulls are cringe

I added my name to the Epstein flight logs to increase my geopolitical importance.

Wistfully getting rugged on-chain

I ate too much chow mein I AM DYING

My strategy for finding a wife is hoping her maternal instincts take over.

Just snorted some advil.

Bros do you think I'll find the love of my life in Erewhon?

I hog all the weights at the gym.

Why this girl built like Metwo?

Cashed out my mom's 401k for some Chrome Hearts

I overcame my vape addiction with cigarettes.

I went to the Milady meetup but everyone was a Fed

Owning an NFT is fatherless activity fr fr

Trying to make fat boy fall a real thing

One day you turn 25 and then it's all downhill from there

Lmao just found out England is a real place 🤢🤢🤢

I lost my private keys

Wtf there's no women on Grindr???

Went to the atheist convention (zoo) and they all knew you

FORTNITE BALLS ALL IN YO FACE

Where we dropping boys?

Imagine we all logged on and won

I wouldn't let a man under 6' be the CEO of my company.

I dug a hole in my backyard and all the gnome people knew you

Can we compare haplotypes on the first date?

Suffering greatly inside the panopticon.

Wet socks are my personal Hurricane Katrina

I hate it when fat people tell me seed oils are bad

If she's your girl then why did she steal my catalytic converter?

WHITE BOY RECEIVES MANDATE OF HEAVEN IN PERFECT MANDARIN

Crypto Twitter isn't funny until all the unemployed mf's wake up

APES STRONK TOGETHER

I STAND WITH BIG TOBACCO

Not now Kitten. Daddy has to violate international law in Discord tonight.

I DM violent thoughts to hyperpop rappers.

Drinking a glass of milk with dinner to own the Libs.

I have been Discomaxxing.

Inshallah they will bring OG FourLoko back.

I am at Taco Bell does anyone want anything?

Into Heaven's Gate for the graphic design.