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# Quotes

## Mr Nation - AP World History

> Sometimes you have to feed off of the despair of children.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Oct 1, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> [Stab yourself] outside of class, I don't want to deal with the paperwork 
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Oct 1, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> Everybody is left out, but no one is unhappy.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Oct 5, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> You're all children so I don't trust you.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Oct 7, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> Thank you for acknowledging my existence.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Oct 14, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> I make things hard.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Oct 18, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> If I was able to flip off students, this is an instance where I would do it.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Oct 22, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> You give me a three year old and I say "ugh, just get away from me"
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Oct 26, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> You're a prick.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Nov 9, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> Please leave me alone.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Nov 11, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> Leila. Stop being happy.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Nov 17, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> Who's my favorite student? I hate all of you.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Nov 17, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> I'm not talking to you anymore.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Jan 5, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> Nationalism, which is not about how great I am.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Jan 5, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> Hitler.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Jan 5, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> I do think I'm funny, I do teach AP World, and I am mean to Mrs. Bird. It's not funny it's true!
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Jan 5, 2021] [color=#45CC5B]

> Terrible ... Ruining humanity ... That's funny ... Ruining humanity
> [name=Mr Nation, playing Tik Tok] [time=Jan 28, 2022] [color=#45CC5B]

> "Take it off" - Leila, 2022
> That's the kind of phrase that gets me fired.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Feb 9, 2022] [color=#45CC5B]

> I hate all of you, but i'm doing okay thanks for asking.
> [name=Mr Nation, playing Tik Tok] [time=Feb 11, 2022] [color=#45CC5B]

> Mask Break! You shoud let us go outside, you look Vitamin-D Defficient.
> [name=Leila, to Mr. Nation] [time=2022] [color=#45CC5B]

> "Should I bring one in?" - Ms. Bird
> No, I hate all these children
> I have to get into mass atrocities, thank you.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Mar 21, 2022] [color=#45CC5B]

> "Cause I am ..... a masochist."
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Mar 25, 2022] [color=#45CC5B]

> I don't have a favorite student, I hate them all equally.
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Mar 25, 2022] [color=#45CC5B]

> Who's that boytoy?
> [name=Mr Nation] [time=Mar 25, 2022] [color=#45CC5B]

> What is your anime like fetish get rid of it.
> [name=Mr Nation, to Lelia] [time=Mar 29, 2022] [color=#45CC5B]

## Mr Murphy - Reasearch Chemistry

> Holy Shit.
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=Oct 13, 2021] [color=#567EAF]

> I need something to throw at somebody.
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=Oct 21, 2021] [color=#567EAF]

> That's methametaphine aka meth, aka blue, ice, aka whatever you call it in your house.
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=Nov 12, 2021] [color=#567EAF]

> I'll be giving my students alcohol tomorrow.
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=Nov 29, 2021] [color=#567EAF]

> I'm gonna go over here and cry for a bit.
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=2021] [color=#567EAF]

> [Chemistry teaching] is like an onion. The layers get peeled throughout the years and you cry more and more as you learn
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=2021] [color=#567EAF]

> This was hella hard ... because evil was ruling the world
> [name=Mr Murphy, about chemistry nomenclature] [time=2021] [color=#567EAF]

> Ooh, that's a bad idea. I like that!
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=2022] [color=#567EAF]

> Once I take over the planet, there will be a lot of changes
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=2022] [color=#567EAF]

> Pardon my french, it's going to get really fucking exciting
> [name=Mr Murphy, about Ukraine and Russia] [time=2022] [color=#567EAF]

> I sacrificed my ability to know names to be good at Math
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=2022] [color=#567EAF]

> I just want to hit you on the head with a bat
> [name=Mr Murphy] [time=Mar 21, 2022] [color=#567EAF]

## Laurence Marie Odile Bertholet - French II

> AMOGUS
> [name=Mme Bertholet] [time=Oct 25, 2021] [color=#e62144]

> placeholder
> [name=Mme Bertholet] [time=Dec 3, 2021] [color=#e82e44]

## Carrie Stuart - English 10 H

> It was making fun of test makers, oh those idiot test makers
> [name=Carrie Stuart, a test maker,] [time=Nov 18, 2021] [color=#30a0c2]

## Mr. Ewald - AP US History
> If you're wondering 'Wow, she's nice, I wonder why she ever married him,' I wonder that every night
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Jan 28, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> "Do you and Mr. Nation ever hang out with each other after class?" - Leila, 2022
> I would rather lay down in traffic.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Jan 28, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> I like Mr. Nation more than I like my wife sometimes.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Mar 21, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> I'm a big boy and I can dish it back.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Aug 25, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> Ok, that's the deal, you're my favourite student now, sorry to the rest of you.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Aug 25, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> I'll help you with that, not that bathroom, APUSH.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Aug 25, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> They're[Other Teachers] going to tell you that they love you, I'm not going to do any of that.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Aug 25, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> Son of a biscuit sandwich.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Sep 6, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> I'm not a big date guy, it's amazing I met my wife
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Sep 6, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> I would kick all pets under the sun.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Sep 6, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> Are you just going to take the L on that?
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Sep 21, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> I don't know why people like me, I think people think I joke about being mean but I'm actually just mean.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=Sep 21, 2022] [color=#2dbd75]

> People go to church before they go to Costco.
> [name=Mr. Ewald] [time=June, 1 2023] [color=#2dbd75]

## Others

## Unkown Teacher - The Next Subject

> the quote
> [name=The Teacher] [time=the date] [color=purple]



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