# Michaels by the Sea Reading

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## Objectives
- identify each character in the script
- assign a reader for each character
- should be multiple characters per reader
- needs to be spaced correctly so the same person is not reading multiple parts at the same time.
- unless its the dick/boner parts
- schedule a time to record
- record zoom call with all the readers

## Parts

| Character | Reader |
| -------- | -------- |
| Narrator | Pepper (Fiddler Doodleknob)#0509 |
| Dinkin LaRue / Boner 1 | asylum00#4174 |
| Flanuel Granuel / Boner 2 | |
| Chauncey Billows / Boner 3 | Crackleback Winkledink#3364 |
| Beachgoer 1 | |
| Commissioner LaTard | |
| Gavin Newsom | Winston Gambro#2110 |
| Reporter | |
| (Prostate Cancer) Cop | |
| Chief | |
| Rickshaw Driver | |
| Mom | |
| Dad | |
| Door Voice | |
| (Tom) Hunky The Gay Bear | |
| Blind Man | |
| Customer | |
| Murphy | |
| Surfer | |
| Buddy 1 | |
| Buddy 2 | |
| Buddy 3 | |
| Debbie | |
| Tads (Shopper) | |
| Tiny Old Man (Hunky's Absorbed Twin) | |
| Phil Collins | |
| Dolphin 1 | |
| Dolphin 2 | |
| Dolphin 3 | |
| Neighbor | |
| Chuck Liddell | |
| Kid 1 | |
| Kid 2 | |
| Kid 3 | |
| Wife | |
| Old Lady on the Street | |
| Swede | |
| Cop 1 | |
| Cop 2 | |
| Lt. Cool | |
| Police Chief | |
| General German | |
| Tom Hanks | |
| Chet Hanks | |

## Notes and shit

- asylum00#4174 is helping with stuff