# Nothing **by Greg Zeck** *“Nothing seems to be right anymore. Everything tastes a little waxy.”* —Bembo making moan After a visit to the dentist, friend, consider the bitter truths of the ancients: how our taste buds mutiny, our teeth grow long, and the globed fruit of our being, about which Archie discourses, sticks out the calyx of its tongue and talks back. Oh for the days of mute regressive glory! We look back, poking our tongue into memory’s corner, reconnoitering the moments when everything we probed tasted good, so good, our dinners exquisite, our thoughts divine, our old ladies young ladies, and we ourselves bursting into bloom. Ahem. Your attention, please, one moment, you old dozer. Your forbearance, if you would, whilst I extract the wax from my hairy ear. What exactly is your bellyache?