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    Flat Earth Theory Proved With Orbital Simulations (Satire).</h1>
    <html><body><p><p><br/> NASA has been lying to the public for many years. Everyone knows that the Earth is flat. Go outside-does the surface look like it's rounded? This farce is over. Using simulations, I will prove that the Earth is not a sphere but a Minecraft superflat world.<br/></p><br/><p><br/> We begin with a simple simulation that shows the Sun and Earth. The sizes are not scaled to facilitate visibility.<br/></p><br/><p><br/> It seems normal, right? You may think that this proves my theory wrong but watch and look around. Let's add the rest of the inner planets.<br/></p><br/><p><br/> Everything is perfect The smooth and beautiful ellipses. Now we'll add the moon. Get ready.<br/></p><br/><p><br/> Notice that the moon doesn't rotate around the Earth? In fact, it's lagging somewhat behind, whereas a normal planet would.<br/></p><br/><p><br/> Could be the reason my simulation was flawed? Did I not consider the motion of the Earth within the context of the moon's own orbit? Is this just me coming up with impressively stupid rationalizations to present to my physics teacher justifying the seeming inaccuracy of my work? No. This is an undisputed proof that something is happening. The truth could be greater than any of your poor readers could ever imagine. Another thought came into my mind while I was writing this essay. What if the flat Earth theory is merely an illusion or a red herring designed to distract from the real truth?<br/></p><br/><p><br/> After intense study, I've come to the following conclusion. Although the Earth and its moon are both round but there is a dark truth that the powers-that-be hide from us. The truth is, the moon is made of green cheese. Look at its surface, which is dotted with craters. If one does not believe that the Swiss and not the mighty US of A were the first to settle on the moon There is no plausible explanation.<br/></p><br/><p><br/> In spite of this, further studies disprove this idea. Another reason is the popularity in America of Swiss cheese.<br/></p><br/><p><br/> Finally, after intense Minecraft gaming, I have come to a new conclusion. Remember our original claim that the Earth was a superflat planet? While orbital mechanics could have eliminated this possibility, I offer an alternative hypothesis. It blends the wisdom of the past with the latest science. Once you feel that you're mentally and emotionally ready then continue reading.<br/></p><br/><p><br/> The Earth is hollow cube. It is a folded superflat planet. How does this fit into existing theories? This scenario shows that the Earth's surface remains flat, which fits with the majority of evidence flatties offer. However, this also fits with the arguments made against flat Earth by gravity, since there is enough mass distribution to prevent extreme shifts. This is in line with the simulation results, as a hollow cube would be smaller and not be capable of keeping the moon in orbit. To see a mockup, see below.<br/></p> <a href="https://nicisoft.com/">GAME SERVERS</a> </p></body></html>
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