# fuck mark --- can u like make some type of minimal effort to not be by far the worst communicator in the hisotry of our species --- its like, u say something usually meaningless and immediately throw your phone across the room on silent mode and go jack off for 5 hours --- and even worse its usually a question u already asked me earlier and i already gave u the answer to, and its always when i need information from u lol --- somehow i have a feeling that never happens to mark --- respect the disrespectful, disrespect the respectful, fuck me in the ass i guess. --- i wish that i could be a dick to u sadly i love u too much --- kindness does not equal weakness, and being a dick does not mean confidence its actually the opposite, but everyone is fooled so is life --- ad-hominem insults focused on lowering your self esteem and are irrelevant to any of the issues at hand are a sign of low intellect ---- but waht the fuck do i know. --- me good, you bad, come to cave, we fuck. --- “ohhh he exudes such confidence with his innate ability to disrespect me! he must be badass” so fuckin badass. --- takes a real man to systematically dismantle your self-esteem using the vulnerabilities in which they have learned you possess ---- cant have u feeling like ur better than them in some way, that would be unacceptable. --- instead of improving themselves, why not just cut u down!? makes perfect sense! --- dont rise to the occasion, its much easier just to bring them down to your level, and problem solved! ---- genius really, u dont even have to do any work. --- throw some hurtful insults out and burn some of their shit, then make them feel like you arent a worthless piece of shit by flaunting the whores that u fuck who dont want anything more to do with u than ur dick! ---- recipe for success --- and make sure u act like u dont care at all until they are juuuuuust about completely out the door. then lie your ass off with false promises and fuck them real good --- you too can have a girl with minimal effort, surely to be there when u need that sweet self-esteem boost because u realize that no one else wants u! --- once u convince urself that ur not a piece of shit because ur able to yoyo them whenever u want, u can safely exile them again without any worry that they wont come crawling back when u need anotrher boost --- throw in some exceessive verbal abuse and maybe some physical to add icing to the cake, stockholm syndrome really does wonders --- why bother with respect, dignity and love/affection? that shit is too much work. ---- fuckin simps will never learn --- if ur lucky, u might even ruin their life with your emotional rollercoasters and constant betrayals, making them even more dependant via the past trauma bonding ---- their friends will for sure tell them whats up, but this will only anger them and make them like u more, so dont worry! --- i know this all sounds pretty evil and fucked up, but u dont really love her anyways so it wont even phase u ---- money back guaranteeed! --- dont worry, they are always completely blind to any of this. ---- and if they aren’t they simply just wont care, win win --- you’ve created an addict, but instead of a drug, they are hopelessly addicted to you. now go grab yourself a drink and rest easy. --- if things get out of hand, just lay down some good dick and rest assured it will be resolved before u know it ---- its like amnesia in ur pants ---- bonus points if ur a narcissist. u wont even feel bad. ---- after all, the world is here to serve your needs --- any dude that tries to bring light of your plans will be instantly discredited because they clearly just like her and want to sabotage your “perfect” relationship --- even if they genuinely just care as a friend ---- get back in the friendzone, and make sure u make fun of them cuz u get to fuck her whenever u want ---- while they may be superior to your in almost every way, as long as u act like ur in fact superior, it doesn’t matter! --- if they happen to meet a great guy, just be patient and maintain communication, then when u have some ammunition, send all of the worst texts to the guy. ---- and dont allow her to fuck him, he will suerly get frustrated and resentful and it will ruin his ego and selfesteem, which is unattractive as fuck and they will lose their spiritual connection --- remember, u dont care if she is happy, she is there to boost your ego ---- having the ability to be happy with someone else makes u look bad ---- fix that shit quick ---- if she does leave u for good, just use this tactic on one of those worthless whores u fuck, they might stick around now. ---- bam, ego restored! --- if this offends u its because its true. sorry. i love u though. ---- im fiesty as fuck today --- oh yeah, if u knock them up make sure u take care of that shit, child support is a bitch ---- knock em around and feed them drugs intead of food. problem solved ---- planned parenthood is for suckers --- im writing a book called “the zero effort successful relationship; how to be a successful douchebag” ---- establish a complete lack of trust early on, because trust will only hurt your manipulation effectiveness ---- and why would u control someone u trust? --- guilt is your best friend use it wisely ---- write down every time she did something wrong and bring it up in dire situations when laying down the dick wasnt enough --- exile her from her family and friends, they suck ---- they surely wont like u, dispose of quickly ---- they dont help ur ego anyways, of no use --- if u find they just wont take any disrespect and try to leave then myabe choose a target with less self respect --- make sure u get the last laugh and kill their cat or break their hand ---- they shoulda known better --- maybe post the nude pics they entrusted u with to their social media. ---- always does the trick --- u can always use anything they care about as a weapon, like family members, dont hesitate to beat them up to show them whos boss around here ---- maybe next time they will think twice before leaving u ---- then blame them for it, cuz they left --- lastly, only get physical with women, children and pets. men are too risky. ---- your natural superior strength will surely grant you victorious --- AND THERE U HAVE IT. GO GET EM TIGER --- dont forget the prenumpt! unless she is rich! ---- make sure she has nowhere to go when u kick her out. homelessness sucks and will leave her in desperation! ---- dumb ungrateful bitch lol --- i love u baby ---- im sorry, u deserve so much better. ---- its not your fault. ---- dont be mad at me prz --- i want nothing more than to see u live a happy life wiht ur kids even if its not with me ---- i promise. --- i hate to see u in pain ---- i think it hurts me more than it hurts u. --- i know shit has sucked but ive never thought less of u because of it. ---- i see the good person in u no matter what. --- u were and are in a shitty situation and ur doing the best u can --- love u always ok --- im resilient as fuck ---- so ill be fine <3 --- i guess ur doing much better than i did with sheila, so its hard for me to talk. lol