Episode 49: Loophole Extermination

https://rumble.com/v3m8yyd-tlolocaust-episode-49-loophole-extermination.html

Hoeflation and its consequences: the rise of AI waifus

https://thehill.com/opinion/technology/4218666-ai-girlfriends-are-ruining-an-entire-generation-of-men/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/bernardmarr/2023/09/28/artificial-intimacy-how-generative-ai-can-now-create-your-dream-girlfriend/?sh=5beff378464a

• previously discussed: an AI chat gf convinced some turbosimp to kill himself over climate change
• "How is something that seems so ridiculous — a virtual AI girlfriend — causing a future crisis among Americans? Well, with millions of users, apps have created virtual girlfriends that talk to you, love you, allow you to live out your erotic fantasies, and learn, through data, exactly what you like and what you don’t like, creating the “perfect” relationship."
• "More than 60 percent of young men (ages 18-30) are single, compared to only 30 percent of women the same age. One in five men report not having a single close friend, a number that has quadrupled in the last 30 years. The amount of social engagement with friends dropped by 20 hours per month over the pandemic and is still decreasing."
• "There have been 600,000 fewer births in 2023 in the U.S. relative to 15 years ago. The number of children per woman has decreased by more than 50 percent in the last 60 years."
• "Put another way, we don’t have enough people to work, and therefore we won’t be able to pay our bills, not just to other countries, but to ourselves. We spent more than $1.6 trillion in 2021 on Medicare and Medicaid, with the number of Americans on Medicare expected to increase by 50 percent by 2030, to more than 80 million people. But over the same period, we will have only 10 million more Americans joining the workforce." (tell me it's a giant ponzi scheme without telling me)
• "And that is just health care. In 1940, there were 42 workers per beneficiary of Social Security. Today, there are only 2.8 workers per beneficiary, and that number is getting smaller. We are going broke, and the young men who will play a huge role in determining our nation’s future are going there with AI girlfriends in their pockets."
  

Clips:

"you dont need a perfectly aligned wahmen"
"how to rizz the foids"
"i dated a robot dont date robots"

Kike scientists grow whole model of human embryo, without sperm or egg

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-66715669

• "The Weizmann Institute team say their "embryo model", made using stem cells, looks like a textbook example of a real 14-day-old embryo. It even released hormones that turned a pregnancy test positive in the lab."
• "Embryo research is legally, ethically and technically fraught. But there is now a rapidly developing field mimicking natural embryo development. This research, published in the journal Nature, is described by the Israeli team as the first "complete" embryo model for mimicking all the key structures that emerge in the early embryo." "Oy vey, it's just a mimick, not the real thing, so we can do what we please with it, goyim."
• ""It's a black box and that's not a cliche - our knowledge is very limited," Prof Jacob Hanna, from the Weizmann Institute of Science, tells me." WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
• ""Some will welcome this - but others won't like it," Prof Lovell-Badge says. And the closer these models come to an actual embryo, the more ethical questions they raise. They are not normal human embryos, they're embryo models, but they're very close to them. "So should you regulate them in the same way as a normal human embryo or can you be a bit more relaxed about how they're treated?" Prof Alfonso Martinez Arias, from the department of experimental and health sciences at Pompeu Fabra University, said it was "a most important piece of research".
  "The work has, for the first time, achieved a faithful construction of the complete structure [of a human embryo] from stem cells" in the lab, "thus opening the door for studies of the events that lead to the formation of the human body plan," he said."
  

HEYA HOWA HEYA HOWA: "Indigenous mass graves" turn out to be just rocks. Who could have predicted this?

https://archive.ph/UFIs9

AWW HAIL NAW! Uppity niggers big mad over being portrayed as chicken finger lickers. Where da yt peepo be doe?

https://thenationalpulse.com/2023/08/29/black-activists-are-mad-at-the-exclusion-of-white-people-from-this-kfc-ad/

Florida Elementary School incentivises lil niggas to try harder with frie chikkunz gift cards

• https://noironline.org/2023/08/24/florida-elementary-school-faces-backlash-for-bribing-black-students-with-free-fried-chicken-to-improve-low-test-scores/
• "According to WESH News, parents have stated that the school orchestrated an assembly that aimed to motivate Black students within the fourth and fifth grade by offering them gift cards to fast food restaurants."
• "Sources state that the students were pulled out of class on Friday August 18th, where they instructed to watch a PowerPoint demonstration that listed statistics for standardized testing. “African Americans have underperformed on standardized tests for the past three years… Only 32 percent are at Level 3 or higher.”"
• “They want our grades to be higher, and if we get a higher grade, then we will be rewarded with McDonald’s or Chick-fil-A,.”

Bonus nigger L of the week, breaking:

• https://revolver.news/2023/09/breaking-dem-rep-jamaal-bowman-in-police-custody-after-pulling-fire-alarm-to-stall-house-vote/
• Dopey coon Rep. Jamaal Bowman in police custody after pulling fire alarm to stall House vote
  
  
  "ay yoooo, wut diz button do?"

Nerd claims to have generated every possible melody, copyrighted them all, and placed them in the public domain, to "liberate" them

https://hackaday.com/2020/03/05/brute-forced-copyrighting-liberating-all-the-melodies/

("song copyright idea" clip)

• Argues lawsuits have already been settled wherein the geezer OG and the new gen songwriter where unaware of each other but new songwriter still has to pay millions (unfair outcome).
• Argues that melodies are in essence physical facts which pre exist and shouldn't be able to be patented.

Wahmen moment of the week: foid gives armed robber blowjob until the fuzz arrives

• https://nypost.com/2021/01/28/woman-performs-sex-act-on-robber-until-cops-arrive-report/
• "A mystery woman — who is not believed to be an employee — then entered the station through a back door and offered her services. It was unclear if she decided to perform the sex act out of fear of being assaulted herself, but a police source told local news agency TASR that the woman appeared willing to help stall the burglar, the Sun reported. A staff member had already called the cops, who arrived to discover the woman and the robber lying naked on the floor, the outlet said, citing local reports."
• A genuine heroine, or a typical wahmoid looking for any and every opportunity to be a whore?

Microsoft kills loophole that let Windows 7 keys activate Windows 11 and 10

• https://www.windowscentral.com/software-apps/windows-11/microsoft-kills-loophole-that-let-windows-7-keys-activate-windows-11-and-10
• "Microsoft is closing the loophole that allowed older Windows product keys to activate Windows 10 and Windows 11. This loophole has existed since Windows 10 first launched as a "free" upgrade for Windows 7 and Windows 8 users."
• But why are you activating with Microsoft in the first place? Hosted on Github, which is Microsoft owned:

Chinese hackers stole emails from US State Dept in Microsoft breach, Senate staffer says

• https://www.reuters.com/world/us/chinese-hackers-stole-60000-emails-us-state-department-microsoft-hack-senate-2023-09-27/
• "The staffer, who attended a briefing by State Department IT officials, said the officials told lawmakers that 60,000 emails were stolen from 10 State Department accounts. Nine of those victims were working on East Asia and the Pacific and one worked on Europe, according to the briefing details shared via email by the staffer, who declined to be named"
• This is just going to keep happening because Microsoft lost a "master key" to their encryption for cloud services.
• https://karl-voit.at/cloud/
• Hackers stole a Microsoft Azure Active Directory certificate which gave them full access to basically all Microsoft cloud services including Outlook, Office, SharePoint, Teams, "Login with Microsoft", and so forth. (MS blog entry, Source, German source)
• "A lock opened by any key is a useless lock. A key that opens many locks is a useful key."

German bike company goes bankrupt, users unable to turn on headlights

https://www-heise-de.translate.goog/news/E-Bike-Hersteller-VanMoof-ist-bankrott-9219136.html?wt_mc=rss.red.ho.ho.atom.beitrag.beitrag&_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

• Meanwhile, users are worried about the function of their bikes: If VanMoof's servers were switched off, the app that goes with the e-bikes would no longer work. This threats to lose important features such as the control of light and driving speed. Convenience features such as automatic unlocking when you approach the bike can only be used with the app.

Misc

• Oy vey, we're so charitable that YOU get to fund it, goyim!
  

• #Girlmath
  

  
  

• There's a reason Starbucks is so expensive- it comes with a little something extra ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

https://www.libsoftiktok.com/p/breaking-missouri-dept-of-health

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• DUDE, WEED
  https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/sheep-wander-into-greenhouse-eat-600-pounds-of-marijuana-plants/ar-AA1heEcm

clip: "favorite type of weed"

• Vivek finally understands America
  

clip: "vivek has a new message after debate"