HackMD
Episode 62
Cybertruck shitshow
- Whistlin Diesel torture test finds hitch linkage is not connected to frame and can sheer snap, due to being aluminum, from a pothole hit
- Followup vid with an F150 for comparison finds them unable to break the hitch despite dropping a huge concrete block on it over and over
Boeing: the ultimate and final humiliation
After a massive fiasco involving defective airliners and dead whistleblowers…
NASA caves and finally admits Boeing Starliner astronauts will have to return to earth in a Spacex Dragon ship.
- Boeing staff reportedly on suicide watch
- “We have had so many embarrassments lately, we’re under a microscope. This just made it, like, 100 times worse,” one worker, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said. “We hate SpaceX,” he added. “We talk s–t about them all the time, and now they’re bailing us out.” “It’s shameful. I’m embarrassed, I’m horrified,” the employee said."
- “We believed that Starliner could bring them home safely, but NASA didn’t want to chance it,” the employee said.
- “They have their own PR issues and don’t need two dead astronauts,” he added. “But we didn’t think that there would be dead astronauts. We’d never have recommended that they use us if they thought that it was going to be unsafe for them.” dead thrusters and helium leaks weren't unsafe enough…??
The real question is, why doesn't Sunita just fly them home on her broom?
come hither, my pretties…
DNC/Politics cringe compilation
- Biden: you're still stuck with me, faggots! (clip)
Heels Up kicked diners in mid-sandwich out of Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, not just to use the venue for herself, but to bus in fake diners of her own.
- Turns into a protest in which the paid actor daisy chain can be seen rolling up. (clip)
- Also stopped at a Sheetz, seeming to forget the Biden admin is suing them for not hiring enough criminal niggers.
- The hyper staged Sheetz stop becomes a cringefest of its very own, with multiple staffers including Waltz fawningly plying her with various dorito bags. (clip)
- But how did they all know Doritos are her goyslop of choice, you may ask?
- Evidently she's known to fat girl binge on them when things like Trump getting elected happen.
But is she really just the drunk airhead we all thought she was?
- clips: steal patent, swipe of my pen, communism equity
Eric Trump steals the cringe crown from Gus Waltz (clip)
Corpse Pelosi with the greatest Freudian slip of all time (clip)
Krassenkikes try to pass a Metallica concert off as Harris rally footage
The infamous soyboy snip sesh + skank scrape soiree
- Soyim immediately sold out all the available appointments to get neutered, leading to a reported wait list.
- No word on whether the necessary follow up testing was offered, as vasectomies have an up to 5% failure rate.
The DNC memes aside, vasectomies are at a huge increase (26% since 2014), why?
- Often written off as due to muh economy, or Roe v Wade being overturned. Is there more to it?
- "All areas in the United States except the Northeast (🤔)showed increased vasectomy rates,"
- "The relative increases were greatest in men with no children (61%), men with an older wife (41%) (LOL), single men (41%), and young men 18 to 24 (37%)."
Trump t-bags a bullet: the greatest schizobait since 9/11
guys he totally just smooshed a Mcdonald's ketchup packet on his ear for the lulz
Dry cleaned kikes
- "Over the years, the Israeli leader has developed a reputation among the staff at the U.S. president’s guesthouse for bringing special cargo on his trips to Washington: bags and suitcases full of dirty laundry, according to U.S. officials"
- "The clothes are cleaned for the prime minister free of charge by the U.S. staff, a perk that is available to all foreign leaders but sparingly taken advantage of"
- "“The Netanyahus are the only ones who bring actual suitcases of dirty laundry for us to clean,” said one U.S. official. “After multiple trips, it became clear this was intentional.”"
- "Israeli officials denied, but they acknowledged that he has been the target of laundry-related accusations in the past."
- "The original controversy over Netanyahu’s laundry practices stems from recordings released in 2018 of his close former aide unearthed in the criminal trial against him. The aide, Nir Hefetz, said that Netanyahu’s wife, Sara, “does all kinds of maneuvering to hide all sorts of expenses.”
“On every trip at least four or five suitcases come filled with laundry for dry cleaning, and I’m telling you that journalists have asked me about it and I’ve checked the bills. . . . Nothing appears in the bills, they somehow hid it,” Hefetz said."
Misc/Oof zone
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Footfags, when will they learn? Lake Tahoe foot fondler gets 20 years
ay carumba! ¡Me encanta tocar y oler los pies! ¡Cuanto más huelan, mejor!- "Between July 1-3 Mark Anthony Gonzales entered two Stateline resort condominiums through the screen doors and stood over the foot of the women’s (3 total) beds and rubbed their feet. When the women woke up and confronted the man, he fled."
- “This is one of those incidents you hear about and don’t think will ever happen to you, but it did,” he (husband) said. “These incidents have always been her worst nightmare 🤔🤔 and it became true for her.”
- "In an interview with an investigator during his arrest, Gonzales said he discovered a foot fetish and decided to act on it during the Fourth of July weekend and after having a few drinks."
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yes, that is a rib in its mouth- https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/deer-caught-gnawing-human-bones-first-time-180963178/
- "The bone-chewing deer was detected during a study of animal scavengers at the 26-acre Forensic Anthropology Research Facility in San Marcos, Texas, a “body farm” where researchers from Texas State University study the decomposition of human bodies." (A WHAT now?)
- "This is far from the first surprising find about white-tailed deer. In 2015, after researchers in North Dakota set up nest cams to monitor songbirds, they discovered that deer would simply slurp baby birds out of their nests like candy, Dvorsky reports. Deer actually hit more nests than weasels and foxes."
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Possibly the most "thing I never knew I needed" moment in history: Chik Fil A to launch tv streaming service
- The fast food chain has been working with Hollywood production companies and studios to create family-friendly, mostly unscripted original shows (aka reality TV. apparently it's coming back…). The chicken house is also in talks to license and acquire content
Bizarre jeet L's of the week
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Toilet witches
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Turns out the reason jeets won't poo in loo is because they're afraid of them.
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The Daayan: is believed to be a powerful witch with long braids and backward-facing feet. She is said to haunt places like toilets and squalid areas, using her powers to harm those she targets
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The Churel: is a vengeful spirit of a woman who died under tragic circumstances. She is known to lure men to isolated places, including toilets, where she drains their life force.
- The true form of a Churel is described as extremely ugly with saggy breasts, a black tongue, and thick rough lips although sometimes she is reported to have no mouth at all. She may have a pot belly, claw-like hands, and scruffy, long pubic-like hair. They are also described to have pig faces with large fangs or human-like faces with sharp tusks and long, wild hair.[9][13][16][17] She is sometimes described as having a fair front and a black back, but she invariably has her feet turned backward.[1][18]
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Braintongue
- "The tongue is made long enough to do this with many months of daily tongue stretching and, in some versions of the practice, by gradually severing the frenulum of the tongue with a sharp implement over a period of months. The goal is to attain liberation in the body, by sealing in the energy of bindu in the head so that it is not lost."
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Poopoo Pajeet attempts a Jussie Smollett, gets busted and sent to the outhouse
- "A former Biden administration appointee and aspiring Texas lawmaker has been accused of running four fake social media accounts that were harassing him and his campaign. Taral Patel, 30, was arrested in June and charged with online impersonation and a Class A misdemeanor after he allegedly staged racist attacks against himself in an attempt to gain sympathy."
- "Patel is also accused of impersonating a Fort Bend County employee and creating a fake Facebook under the name of real District Court Judge Surendran Pattel."
Sandshit: will it ever kick off proper, or are we forever stuck with "muh escalating tensions in the region"?
Telegram
Durov came up with the idea for an encrypted messaging app while facing pressure in Russia. His younger brother, Nikolai, designed the encryption.
"I would rather be free than to take orders from anyone," Durov said in April about his exit from Russia and search for a home for his company, which included stints in Berlin, London, Singapore and San Francisco.
After Russia launched its invasion of Ukraine in 2022, Telegram has become the main source of unfiltered - and sometimes graphic and misleading - content from both sides about the war and the politics surrounding the conflict.
The platform has become what some analysts call "a virtual battlefield" for the war, used heavily by Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskiy and his officials, as well as the Russian government.
Russia's foreign ministry said it had sent a note to Paris demanding access to Durov, although it said that he had French citizenship.
"The girl Pavel Durov wanted to show around Paris.
She was literally posting every step of Durov online with photos and geolocations."
