HackMD
Episode 56
Aw hail naw! More DEI incidents, planes falling apart left and right.
- Landing gear wheel randomly falls off and rolls away down the runway while plane is taxiing
- Flight grounded after passengers notice missing bolts on the wing
- Trans Atlantic flight takes off with two missing windows
- incident happened a day after the plane was used for filming and powerful lights were set up nearby to “give the illusion of a sunrise,”
- The lights were shone on the right side of the jet for over five hours and on the left for four hours, the AAIB said, adding that they were designed to be used no closer than 32 feet from an object, but were between 20 and 30 feet from the windows.
- Preflight checks evidently don't include…checking to make sure all the windows are there…?
- $4 million in damage when a flashlight is left on top of an engine intake
- An accident investigation board determined that a maintainer didn’t make sure the engine inlet was clear of foreign objects and didn’t inventory all tools after the work was done.
- The maintainers all were qualified to do the engine work and tests for alcohol and other drugs that could cause impairment were negative, the report said.
- Translation: not impared, just retarded.
- 1-28-24 "Hard landing" injures six passengers on an AA flight landing in Hawaii
Hmmm. Who could have predicted this? It's not as though the FAA announced it was going to prioritize hiring ACTUAL DROOLING RETARDS, …is it?
oh
- "Targeted disabilities are those disabilities that the Federal government, as a matter of policy, has identified for special emphasis in recruitment and hiring," the FAA’s website states. "They include hearing, vision, missing extremities, partial paralysis, complete paralysis, epilepsy, severe intellectual disability, psychiatric disability and dwarfism."
Ben Shapiro decides he just isn't cringe enough, records jigger rap
They actually thought this picture made them look cool
- "The collaborative effort between Shapiro and MacDonald came as a shock to many who had just watched Shapiro’s recent interview with podcaster Lex Fridman, during which he argued that rap was not really music"
- OY VEY, let me just completely change my position now that there's shekels to be made!
- Mocks his parents for buying him violin lessons
- Let's look at the stats, I've got the facts
My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat
Homie, I'm epic, don't be a WAP
Dawg, it's a yarmulke, homie, no cap
Look at the graphs, look at my charts
You're blowing money on strippers and cars
You're going to prison, I'm on television
Dawg, no one knows who you are
Keep hating on me on the internet
My comments section all woke Karens
And I make racks off compound interest (oy gevalt!)
Y'all live with your parents
- The equivalent of church services trying to be cool
- Normiewaffen eats it right up. Listen to a kike rap about compound interest, pedes! SO BASED!
Bonus Shapiro jewing:
More conservacringe (we just love our BASED sodomites, don't we???)
- MAGAboomers playing rhetorical Twister with themselves over some fag named Scott Pressler
- Somehow convinced themsleves that being gay is perfectly based and and conserrrrrrrvative, as long as you're not a faggot, as if that's anything more than a distinction without a difference.
Mental pretzel of the year. Muh semantics.
Daily reminder that homosexuals spread disease (remember the monkeypox barnacles?) and molest children. There is no such thing as a based homosexual.
- Isn't it interesting that gay men prefer to adopt boys?
- Article beats around the bush before finally admitting it, through an inference rather than saying it directly.
- Why could that be?
ah, right
Not to mention CONVICTED pedophile faggots who are able to purchase babies via surrogacy
- Evidently, no background checks or vetting is done, and even gay pedos with crimes on the books can buy babies
Upgoat TMZ
- adhdferret/touchesgrass/oldguynewname outs himself as a fed
Maximum pearl clutching as photographs of Taylor Swift getting dicked down by various Muppets emerge
- X becomes deeblee goncerned, blocks searches for her name
some say his grouchiness was finally cured that day
Misc
Schizobait of the week
Brainlet of the week
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Traitorous kike (oxymoron alert) Michael Cohen got caught using AI to cook up legal cases which he then fed to his lawyer, using Google Bard of all things LOL. Does ANYONE use Bard?
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"Cohen claims that this was all a mistake (oy vey, my hand slipped!) caused by his lack of understanding of how AI programs work. How anyone who passed the bar could not know that AI programs are notoriously inaccurate and untrustworthy is beyond me, but here we are. He wanted to save money,
though, and in doing so he put his own lawyers in legal jeopardy, a move that will likely make garnering decent representation in the future difficult."
"Don't bother trying to help them" moment of the week: Poojeets steal roads, bridges
- India, Bihar's Jehanabad district
- "The video shows villagers using spades and plastic containers to scoop up cement concrete mixture from the partially constructed road. Men, women, and even children are seen carrying the material away on their heads and in bags."
- "Last year in April, villagers in Sasaram district, Bihar, dismantled and stole a 60-foot-long bridge over three days."
Congratulations!
Tour of Booty
Chinky Chynees vs Piano Guy
- Brit authorities side with the chinks, ofc
- Piano now cordoned off and under guard by the dirty redcoats
X seething because Argentina's Milei prefers big titty bitches
Patrolled!
