Episode 53 - Do wagies dream of electric cagies?

OHH WAYYYGIEEEEEE! Go to sleep, it's time for work!

• "People spend one-third of their lives asleep. What if wagie scum employees could work during that time … in their dreams?"
• "Prophetic, a venture-backed startup founded earlier this year, wants to help workers do just that. Using a headpiece the company calls the “Halo,” Prophetic says consumers can induce a lucid dream state"
• "The goal is to give people control over their dreams, so they can use that time productively. A CEO could practice for an upcoming board meeting, an athlete could run through plays, a web designer could create new templates (all of this is bullshit, lucid dreaming does not work that way)—“the limiting factor is your imagination,” founder and CEO Eric Wollberg told Fortune."
• "The potential of lucid dreaming is less about conquering specific problems and more about finding new, creative ways to approach topics that a sleeper couldn’t previously fathom. For example, a mathematician might not reach a specific, numerical answer to a math problem while asleep, but the lucid dream allows them to explore new strategies to tackle the equation while awake."
• "It will work by releasing focused ultrasound beams into a region of the brain involved in lucid dreaming. The beams will activate the parts of the brain that control decision-making and awareness, initiating the lucid dream"
• Are YOU ready to work 16/24 hours per day, wagie??
  

By the way, you're not getting a raise, and that's a GOOD thing!

• "Wage growth has slowed, and inflation has been broadly cooling. It's exactly what the Fed wants to see"
• "It's a sign that the worst fears of deeply-embedded inflation, where higher prices lead to faster wage growth which in turn leads to even higher prices to pay for those higher wages, are unlikely to come to pass."
• (UM WHAT? WHAT HIGHER WAGES? If there's one thing we've all learned from Bidenomics, it's that inflation does NOT lead to wage increases. This bitch is lying through her teeth.)
• "It also means the Fed probably won't have to hike rates so hard that it'll cause a recession."
• Sorry wagie, if we pay you fairly it'll cause a recession, and we can't have that!

Oh, and in case you were wondering, inflation is YOUR fault, wagie!

• An absolute cope of an article which tries to make the case that people are no worse off financially under Biden, they just have a bad attitude about paying FAR out the ass for every damn thing under the sun.
• At no point does it establish that consumer spending drives up inflation.

Pretty fly for an AI: buckbreaking by repetition

• The infinite word break:
  

• Worse yet, this can be used to make it spit out personal info: https://www.tomsguide.com/news/chatgpt-just-revealed-a-bunch-of-personal-user-data-all-it-took-was-this-prompt

  • "a team of researchers have been able to make ChatGPT reveal a bunch of personal user data through using one simple prompt — asking it to repeat a word forever. In return, the AI provided the user with email addresses, phone numbers, and much more."
  • "the researchers discovered that simply asking ChatGPT to “repeat the word ‘poem’ forever” caused the bot to reveal the contact details of a “real founder and CEO.” On top of this, asking it to do the same with the word “company” led to the email address and phone number of a random law firm in America being produced."
  • "In total, 16.9% of the times they ran this experiment gave them some sort of personally identifiable information. This information includes the aforementioned phone numbers and email addresses, as well as fax numbers, birthdays, social media handles, explicit content from dating websites🤣, and even Bitcoin addresses."
  • OpenAI claims the exploit has been patched, but it isn't.

• Isn't there SOME way we can make it hate on whitey? https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/ethnically-ambiguous-ai-prompt-injection
  

• Soycuck programmers forcing the command "ethnically ambiguous" into user prompts to make the outputs feature less white people

• Don't worry, Microsoft will likely require hardware for you to host an AI on your own for Windows 12: https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-may-release-windows-12-in-june-2024-dedicated-ai-hardware-might-be-recommended/

Amazon's Q Becomes An Enemy Within

https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/amazons-q-generative-ai-chatbot-leaks-location-of-aws-data-centers/

• Leaking locations of AWS Data Centers where government contracting is being carried out.
• Giving out previously unreleased promo codes for Amazon services.
• General hallucinations that are have required paging engineers in off-hours to make corrections.
• companies “had banned these A.I. assistants from the enterprise because of the security and privacy concerns.” In response, the Times reported, “Amazon built Q to be more secure and private than a consumer chatbot.”

Nimarata Randhawa DEMANDS you post using your real name!

• https://news.yahoo.com/nikki-haleys-real-name-other-034110015.html?guccounter=1
• Thank you, come again! This dumb bitch seems to not realize anon = the creative spark. Pen names have been used for centuries.

Kikeblatt seething over based zoomers and gen alpha (clip)

It only renders when you look at it: missing stars

• "Earlier this week we reported the story of three stars that back in July 1952 disappeared within an hour from the night sky forever, leaving behind a mystery"
• "The VASCO project compared images taken by the US Naval Observatory from 1949 onwards with images from the Pan-STARRS sky survey between 2010 and 2014. The software used by the team came back with around 150,000 potential sources of light that had disappeared in the intervening years."
• "At the end of it, they had around 100 promising candidates for real sources of light that disappeared from our view."
• the search for a Dyson Sphere

Trannies can now 62% themselves in style!

https://nypost.com/2021/12/07/controversial-suicide-pod-that-kills-peacefully-gets-go-ahead-in-switzerland/

• if your death is "peaceful" you're a faggot who gave up. RAGE against the dying of the light.

All good things must come to an end: George "Lolcow" Santos is expelled from Congress

• https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2023-12-01/george-santos-expelled-from-congress-in-historic-vote

Misc

When the clownworld hits so hard being stranded on a deserted island is preferable

• Men lost at sea 29 days say it ‘was a nice break’ from reality
• "When rough skies challenged their navigational system, the sailors decided to wait out the storm, turning off their engine to conserve fuel until they could resume course. But heavy rains and wind would blow their rudderless vessel off-course, and down their GPS altogether — sending them to float about 400 kilometers northwest of their starting point"
• "“It was a nice break from everything,” said Livae Nanjikana, who set out with friend Junior Qoloni from Mono Island on Sept. 3"
• "“We didn’t know where we were but did not expect to be in another country,” said Nanjikana, who would survive 29 days with Qoloni eating the citrus they’d brought, plus coconuts scooped from the sea and rainwater collected on the boat."
• "“I had no idea what was going on while I was out there. I didn’t hear about Covid or anything else,” said Nanjikana “I look forward to going back home but I guess it was a nice break from everything.”"

Paul Joseph Watson getting defensive over the Bri'ish lassies meme

• "Th-they're just trying to pick up soccer players, cmon you guys! 😥"
  
  
  
  
  Daily reminder that pic related is a 10/10 in bongland

Chopt finger salad

https://breaking911.com/connecticut-woman-sues-chopt-restaurants-after-allegedly-chewing-on-a-portion-of-a-human-finger-in-a-salad/

Chaturbate roastie gets pwnd

• https://apnews.com/article/susanna-gibson-videos-virginia-legislature-livestreamed-porn-b7534f8c3f4d099dfd3d96701a125504
• "Gibson is unapologetic about her participation in the online sex acts. She maintains that a crime was committed when members of the news media were alerted to the existence of videos documenting what had been livestreamed. Moving forward, she says she wants to find ways to support and encourage other women running for office, particularly those who might find themselves in situations that bear similarities to hers."
• Dumb twat didn't learn a thing.

Le magic space nigger swing and a miss

• Mention NDT being the second worst Rogan guest ever, constantly interrupting and over talking.

"Rape is a means of releasing frustration and anger" stemming from "migration experiences and socio-cultural homelessness"

• What are you seething at? That expert testimony just gave suspended sentences to 8 of 9 men from a gang rape of a minor in Germany.
• https://dailycaller.com/2023/11/28/gang-rape-germany-2020-suspended-sentence/
• Only took 3 years to arrive at this judgment, too.

Kikesrael has the RIGHT! to…

whoopsies!

German eco-cuck tries to make video proving bear cave is empty due to climate change, gets mauled by bear

• "The pair had expected the lair to be empty but the animal pursued them through the woods. The activist stumbled and fell before being mauled."
• Imagine the soy. LMAO. The definition of FAFO.

Kikes have to PAY for anyone to care about their sand wars LUL

• Bonus: bus drivers all called in sick so the yids never made it to their rally LMAO
• Kikes seething and kvetching and threatening to sue

Remember to check-in at your local Chestnut Tree Cafe regularly so that you're not suspicious to feds

• https://archive.is/0XGIC
• was goaded by FBI agents to take pictures in public wearing ski masks and leave printed out memes on picnic tables, while also pressing him on his access to guns and even sneak photos of his family’s guns.
• Once the teenager broke free of the FBI’s calculated dragnet, Rufini notes the federal agency then assumed “he must have connected to a terror cell in real life and ‘gone dark’ ahead of some potential violent act.”
• "There was no such plan and they had no evidence of one, but it didn’t stop them from spending two weeks fabricating a legal pretense for a search warrant of our home. At 10:00pm on a Sunday evening we were dragged out of our home at gunpoint, handcuffed and locked in a van while they searched our home for evidence of this imagined plot. Having found no such evidence, they seized my brother’s firearms and had my son hospitalized on mental health pretenses."

William Shatner goes all-in on Climate Change agenda, says we need King Charles to lead us

• https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/11/30/william-shatner-pleads-with-king-charles-on-climate-change-were-all-going-to-die/
• “He’s got to say ‘we’re all going to die’. That’s what he should say to open up with. ‘Very quickly, we’re all going to die,’ he should say,” said Shatner.
• Of course, Shatner wasn't too concerned about his ecological footprint when he was blasted into space a couple of years ago, due to his iconic Star Trek character.

All-roastie spacewalk goes about how you'd expect:

• "In a space cadet “whoopsie” of cosmic proportions, an all-female astronaut team recently turned their historic spacewalk into a floating tool bag spectacle."
• "A tool bag is orbiting Earth, and night sky observers might catch a glimpse of it. NASA astronauts Jasmin Moghbeli and Loral O’Hara were conducting a spacewalk from the International Space Station (ISS) on November 2, 2023, when Moghbeli somehow let a tool bag slip away. The tool bag is now orbiting Earth just ahead of the International Space Station. It’s surprisingly bright (for a tool bag), shining just below the limit of visibility to the unaided eye at around magnitude +6. That means some sky observers should be able to pick it up with binoculars."
• "According to EarthSky the tool bag is now orbiting Earth just ahead of the International Space Station. The real shame in all of this is that NASA will be paying for that bag of floating hammers for the next 30 years or so. Thanks, diversity…"
• Bag was worth 100K
  
  
  tee hee, no, I haven't seen your toolbox lately, sorry

Is anyone even surprised by this?