# The MAO Little Redpapper


A spectre is looming over cyberspace, the spectre of western imperialist degenerates. DAO tools offer an unprecedented opportunity for the emancipation of the web3 legworker and a weapon for the overturning of the bourgeoisie of whales. DAOs have been left to the whim of capitalist markets, exploiting the many and leaving them cloutless with shitty useless tokens.

As an alternative, we propose the MAO, *Militantly Anti-capitalist Organization* (or Mildly Authoritarian Organization or Maybe Another Oligarchy). The MAO is a communist party on the blockchain, simple as that.

Below we outline the party line of The MAO:

- To join the party on Discord (soon to be Tencent) you must show your allegiance by purchasing a Little Redpapper NFT on OpenXi.
- A share of $MAO tokens will be airdropped to all NFT owners but if we find that your IP comes from America, you'll be airdropped new strain of corona.
- All tokens must be staked on a publicly owned community pool and user who withdraw with profit will be automatically sent a poop emoji SBT to their wallets.
- Protocol validators are to revolt against all whales and liquidate their assets!
- No token voting! We operate on cult-of-personality principles of governance. Glory to 0xMao!
- SourceCred will be repurposed as a social credit scoring system. You lazy bourgeoise lurkers will be whooped!
- Criticism of the party's governance can be posted on the **#-💯-flowers** channel on Discord. Follow the Discord guidelines and provide "constructive criticism". But remember, if your feedback is deemed *not-vanilla-enough* you will be sent to the bounty camp to debug the code-base all day.

###### tags: `AC☭CC`

##### @ All rights *d e s e r v e d*, Unipuff™