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User tierlist

***S-tier***

**Purplelurple**

An enigma, a mystery, a riddle.
We ask ourselves who he is, how old he is, whether or not he has kids and such. But we are not asking the questions we should be asking. But even if we did, dialogue would be futile. For he is not someone. He is something. And It is here, listening, reading, and finally writing. And then, silence.

It is a phantasmal being of existential dread, capable of casually tearing apart the veil between our sanity and it's native plane of existence at any time it wishes. Its raison d'être is only to remind us of the futility of trying to grow as a person, the fruitlessness of our scholarly endeavours, the fact that no matter how hard we struggle to learn about our world, about our purpose, about why were are here; we cannot and will not know the answers until it is too late. Dreaded is its arrival, and with it the merciless words it not simply utters but which emanate from the core of its being. 

![](https://i.imgur.com/xA2xZtD.png)
And the voices fell silent.



***A-tier***

**Bookwu**
Wise beyond his years, this dapper young German lad often confuses other users with his surprisingly responsible, diligent and amenable personality. He's the ideal son-in-law, embodying the Germany of Schiller, Goethe and Erich Kästner splendidly in his behaviour. Not that he knows who either of those are of course, as at heart he is too much of a zoomer to care about anything before fidget spinners came out.
This odd disconnect marks his online presence, as he can easily hold himself in discussions with Leeroy and Krediax who are four times his age, and then ask them how to use a shiny music disk with the inscription "CD" on it only minutes later.

If not for his unfortunate disposition of being German, he'd be a splendid addition to the S-tier. As it stands, he's at the top of the A-tier and he can be proud of that.


**Fyren and XVR**
Is it living your best life? Is it unhealthy coping? No, it's both Fyren and XVR, entangled in a latently homoerotic maelstrom of drugs, Anbennar and ignoring covid rules! Well, rules, they're more like guidelines, right? Fyren is what you wish your own barman was. Charming, charismatic, always there with a quip and some oddly inspiring bit of wisdom. And that's just when he's sober!
XVR is the barman you deserve, for your crimes and your most twisted fantasies. As charming as a Frenchman could be, XVR has heaps of charisma, but that's the name of his eau de toilette. And he'll need the stuff by the gallon, to mask the putrid scent of snails and duck liver. 

He is however the daredevil of the deranged druggy duo. His disregard for covid rules and his courageous acts of inspirational partying is a shining beacon of hope for a better future for our societies. Mostly because he serves as a cautionary tale to tell your kids in the future.

Let me ask you this though, daredevil: Why'd you not attack Bahmanis with me, you absolute smoothbrain specimen of a buffoon?

**Byzantic**
Nice dude. Surprisingly wholesome for someone from a country with lgbt-free zones. Gnolls are great, dnd is great,

**Feliz**
Wholesome and nice. Bit of a weeb but who can blame him for trying to escape from the reality of living in Mexico. 

***B-tier***

**Cirian**
He's a nice dude and the living proof that not *all* Irish people are pregnant teenagers or chavs. Not very open-minded about trebuchet-based paratrooper divisions but you'll give in, eventually. 

**Valten, ChuChullain, Pashalis, Jux with ASP's profile pic**
Nice enough dudes. 

**Swissjack**
Hehe wouldn't it be funny if you add 'off' to your name it'd say Swissjack off hehe I think that'd be funny

**Gasputin**
Hehe wouldn't it be funny if you replaced "Gas" with "Cum" and write the "P" in upper case then your name would say CumPutin haha I think that'd be funny.

**Slaying**
Where Bookwu embodies the wise, wholesome and giving aspects of being elderly, slaying embodies the rest. 
![](https://i.imgur.com/xmW0zmI.png)
Back in his time everything was better. Mods were better, the drama was better, the rules were better, also did you know he used to be a mod together with Frenchie? If you forgot, he'll remind you. ;) 

He is however surprisingly tenacious, dragging his old carcass to his computer screen to try and make a certain emoji-based trend :hap:pen. See what I did there?

Drenthe +1 tier rank.

**Creepy**
You're a nice dude.

**Kabian**
Horsey go brr and I respect that.

***C-tier***

**Leeroy**
If I had put him lower he'd have visited me personally. He knows everything and everyone. And if he doesn't know it, his boundless archives will. Leeroy is what you'd get if you could make Denethors palantír fuck the Oracle of Delphi in the ass and they'd make an excel-sheet baby.

I could've framed this as him being attentive to others, a good listener, truely interested in his conversation partners, but I made a conscious decision not too because I enjoyed writing out the creepy angle more.

He also gets the automatic -1 tier for being German.

Great taste in music though, I'll give him that. 

**Krediax**
Social, wholesome (except in League) and he has a dog in his profile picture. What's not to like about this man? 

His place of birth and his current geographical location.

-2 tiers for being a randstadse kuthollander.

**ArmouredSpacePony**
Nice dude, known him for what, ten eleven years now? Minecraft and Valheim +1, elitist neolib "progressive" party -2. Sue me. 

**Gok**
You said my tit is a happy face and that's oddly wholesome in a way so you get a passing grade.

***D-tier***

**Spilberk**
Even though your country is shit at brewing beer, it's a nice country, and it's that much nicer because you're in it. 
Not for your lack of trying to make it worse though, some of your opinions on other humans are... interesting. That's my way of saying bigoted, ily but work on that my man. 

Warhammer memes work in your favor, kinda ironic that something related to warhammer would balance out something related to basic human rights in this tier list.

You can't cycle so that's an automatic lifetime ban from the Netherlands and a lower spot on the tier list though. 

***Z-tier***
**Andrex**
Stay away from Fryslân you absolute cock.

**Fleminca**
Wat wil je doen dan smarrige kutvlaming.

**Others**
Who gives a shit about Thunder Jarvin Holo, should've been more active lmao. Haven't had too many positive interactions with either of them. Jarvin is okay I guess even though he doesn't understand too much about the game.