# SHIPTEST DESIGN DOC

PRIORITY 1: TEST SHIPS
PRIORITY 1.5: kiss girls
PRIORITY 1.75: find cure for cooties
PRIORITY 2: SHIP TESTS

## Step 1: Moth Dust-based currency system

-Moth hugging sweat shop in the solarian alps

## Step 2: Communist Revolution

- Is a bird not entitled to the caws of his labour? Is the
- There is a kepori named Karl Squarkx
among us is actually very important to the communist revolution this is why the Fascist-mins should let me talk ablut Amongus ic
i said thist wice oops
guys i think i drank too much welding fuel my tummy really hurts please help

If welding fuel isn't supposed to be drank why does it taste sho good

gunpowder and clf3 taste better doe

you just ain't tried good welding fuel, you gotta mix it up with a bidda kerosene

# I could really use a wish right now, wish right now
## drinks welding fuel with tears in eyes

among us is actually very important to a communist society this is why the Fascist-mins should let me talk about among us ic :americanpsycho:

What if we. pee (hehehehehehehehehehe pee)
nevermind

# I Hate You All, A Document On How Much I Hate You All You Delusional Psychotic Fucks
You are all delusional.

- You haven't taken your normal pills in 7 weeks.
- What the hell are you talking about?
- What is 'space station 13'? I've googled that, that doesn't exist.
- Neither does 'byond'.
- What the fuck do you mean by 'ship test'??
- What the shit is an elzuose??
- Put the fucking knife down I'm calling the police

# You can't make me

- Wait wait no please don't fucking do this man just put the k

## I wonder if they have byond in prison
It'd probably be considered extrajudicial torture

- GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

## Counterpoint: Nuh-uh

- PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP! GET ON THE GROUND!!

- OH SHIT HE'S PLAYING SS13 TITLE1, SHOOT HIM!

# Unfortunately for you, we haven't reworked medical yet. You Can't Kill Me, Jack.

- changelog: we reworked medical


end of the line jack

Who else wag they tail roundstart

# Why Do They Call it Shiptest When You Of In The Test Ship Of Out Uptime Test The Ship
My earbuds stopped working I cant listen to nonagon infinity anymoreFCUKC YUO
^ this sounds like a cope

## It's okay just lsiten to Laminated Denim Instead ;)
LOCAL SHIPTESTER CANNOT TYPE A SMILEY

# Climbs into a tiny car and tokyo drifts directly into your sternum

scream_moth.ogg

### Ok Testers Today Im Going To Be Porting Maid Robots To The Codebase Letsago
Do they still kneel in their stunned animation
asking for a freind

# Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
Scrappy Doo has been found dead in miami (no he hasnt this user is lying)

## Wishful Thinking
If we had a spine he would've died years ago. That rat bastard is a stain on the bitter earth. He needs to be destroyed.
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fuck you. *sgts your ship*
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# your mother called me last night she said shes taking away your testing privileges. no uptime for you

# Step 3: The Fall of Man
- this step is why the federal government of the United States of America should give me nuclear bombs for free
- I remember when this said "the United States of Nyaru"
- ^ no you dont
- said it. finished the fucking line. the ships, tester.


# How to Profit off of Shiptest, Part 1: The Rides:
- they say a man is best humbled by his pride (they do not say that)

# No Bitches?
- no, bitches!

hey what if we reformat this all under a glaggleland segment

# Glaggletest
## The Ships:

- capable of attaining approximately 4.86 gigglespeeds


- built to carry gloggle-class planet gigglers (TOP SECRET THOGJECT)

## the nuclear arsenal:

## the highly advanced gunplay system:
- glogcase ammunition, jacketed giggle point
- what is the caliber (.244 thormglobber, can be tweaked to 6.4 silzoshot)
- knucklefuckler (for dealing with close-range enphonsoidic post-emenance entities)
- phantom forces

## The communist manifesto at glaggleland:
- is a giggler not entitled to the glognuts of his labor
- the gigglepublic must have the first ride enjoyer to lead his people
- the right to bear giggles and sillies shall not be infringed upon
- FREE CRACK!!!! WOOHOO LET'S GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!!!
- glagglites of the world, unite! you have nothing to break but your bones (highly advanced necromancy program now available at all official glaggleland amusement parks)
- all enphonsoland goers and businessland attendies are to be turned to glagbroth by the appointed gigglefish supervisor

# Dedicated Karin Sauer Segment
======== ALL CONTENT BEYOND THIS POINT IS REQUIRED TO CONTAIN/DISCUSS THE CHARACTER "KARIN SAUER" FROM FEAR AND HUNGER 2: TERMINA ========

"I've covered wars, you know."
Karin Sauer, Fear and Hunger 2: Termina

"Karin Sauer is a playable character and a potential party member in Fear & Hunger 2: Termina. A journalist that has covered wars, coup d'etats and other disasters, she has picked up various skills that help her survive, with persuasion skills definitely not being last on that list."

"Karin is a journalist and a contestant on the Termina festival.

She is known by her attitude that she hates Kaiser and the Bremen army, calling them pigs. Her personality is kind of impetuous and quick tempered, being the most annoyed when the train stopped and quite sharp-tongued with Daan."


we are safe from karin sauer, thank the lord rat'var
clip of tyler the creator going "SIKE!!!"
capital d colon!!
initial d colon
======== ALL CONTENT AFTER THIS POINT MAY RETURN TO NORMAL========

# aint you glagthaniel b?!

kinda sad what happened to chowder man at coolfest 99
real shame, too many good people gone nowadays
here is the mail it never fails

The Warden from Rebound
- :+1:

# song lyrics apparently

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
YEEEAAAH I'M DRIVIN' DOWN THE ROAD AND THERE'S A TRUCK I'M GONNA FLIP IT OFF
THERE COMES A TOLLBOOTH, LET ME MOVE MY HAND SO I CAN ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW
I NEED EXACT CHANGE ONLY WELL HERE'S FIVE BUCKS
I SAID EXACT CHANGE ONLY HERE'S FIFTY BUCKS
WHAT PART OF EXACT CHANGE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
WELL FUCK YOU GUY
I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOUR ASS
I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE FACE

IIIIIII'M STILL DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AND THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING TRUCK AND I'M GONNA FLIP IT OFF AGAIN
YEAH
WHAAT ANOTHER TOOOLLBOOTH THIS IS GETTING OLD LET ME ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW
I STILL NEED EXACT CHANGE ONLY WELL HERE'S FIVE BUCKS
I SAID EXACT CHANGE ONLY FIFTY BUCKS
GET OUT YOUR DAMN CORES ALREADY
WELL FUCK YOU DUUUDE
I'M GONNA CALL THEM UP AGAIN
WELL FUCK YA IN THE FACE
DUN DUN DUN

IIIIII'M STILL DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AND THAT DAMN SEMI JUST HIT MY FRONT FENDER FLY THE BIRD
WHAAAT ANOTHER TOOLLBOOTH THIS IS GETTING STUPID I'M GONNA TAKE CARE'A THIS
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
WHATEVER HERE'S FIVE BUCKS
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
HERE'S FIFTY BUCKS SHUT UP
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
WELL FUCK YOUR AAAAASS
BAW BLAW BAE BAO BA BA DAO
IN THE FACE

IIIIIII CAN'T STILL BELIEVE I'M ON THE ROAD AND HERE COMES A TRUCK I'M FLIPPING IT OFF AGAIN
DUN DUN DUN
WHHAAAT ANOTHER TOLLBOOTH. DAMMIT, DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAAAAMN
I'VE REPORTED YOU ALREADY
WELL HERE'S FIVE BUCKS
I DON'T TAKE BRIBES FROM YOUR KIND
WELL FIFTY BUCKS
YOUR ASS IS SO SCREWED
WELL FUCK YOU DUDE
I'M CALLIN' THEM UP RIGHT NOW
WELL FUCK YER FACE
DUN DUN DUN

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juno was mad, he knew he'd been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun
shot at the sun with a gun
shot at his wily one only friend

in the gallows or the ghetto
in the town or the meadow
in the billows, even over the sun
every end of a time is another begun
you understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything
ruler of everything
i'm the ruler of everything in the end

do you like how i dance, i got zirconium pants
consequential enough to slip you into a trance
do you like how i walk
do you like how i talk
do you like how my face disentigrates into chalk
i have a wonderful wife, i have a powerful job
she criticizes me for being egocentric

you practice your mannerisms into the wall
if this mirror were clearer i'd be standing so tall
i saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
i was observing the birds, circle in for the kill

i've been you, i know you
your facade is a scam
you know you're making me cry, this is the way that i am
i've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
detective undercover brotherhood objective obscene (disco elysium ref???)
oh no no oh yeah

do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
with an "oh my god i gotta get out of here or i'll have another"
word to sell, another story to tell
another time piece ringing the bell
do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end
no you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
but when you try to pretend to understand
you resmble a fool, though you're only a man
so give it up and smile

do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
with an "oh my god i gotta get out of here or i'll have another"
word to sell, another story to tell
another time piece ringing the bell
do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end
no you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
but when you try to pretend to understand
you resmble a fool, though you're only a man
so give it up and smile

you understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything
ruler of everything
i'm the ruler of everything in the end

without looking down, gliding around
like a bumbling dragon i fly
scraping my face on the sky
oh no no oh yeah

# jade harley autism creature with birthday hat

yeah
oh yeah

# aboba's funnies
hi guys today I will teach you how to funny
(is that aboba???)
(who is aboba? I don't know any abobas)
(aboba deez nuts hahah gahdeem)
(I am depressed now. Thanks.)
- step 1. you can't do that, that's illegal
- step 2. escape from prison by blowing it up
- step 3. uh oh you're now a fugitive and have to do the whole pokemon mystery dungeon quest thing idk
- step 4. die without doing funny
omg super mario dog in real life
mario but he stomp-a on the turtle and say the fuck word
nooooo that's illegal that's gonna get him in jail and he'll eat nothing but brocolli for the rest of time

## the stuff they have at the hardware store:
- allen wrenches
- gerbil feeders
- toilet seats
- electric heaters
- trash compactors
- juice extractors
- shower rods
- water meters
- walkie talkies
- copper wires
- safety goggles
- radial tires
- bb pellets
- rubber mallets
- fans
- dehumidifiers
- picture hangers
- paper cutters
- waffle irons
- window shutters
- paint removers
- window louvres
- masking tape
- plastic gutters
- kitchen faucets
- folding tables
- weather stripping
- jumper cables
- hooks and tackle
- grout
- spackle
- power foggers
- spoons
- ladles
- pesticides for fumigation
- high performance lubrication
- metal roofing
- water proofing
- multipurpose insulation
- air compressors
- brass connectors
- wrecking chisels
- smoke detectors
- tire gauges
- hamster cages
- thermostats
- bug deflectors
- trailer hitch demagnitizers
- automatic circumcisers
- tennis rackets
- angle brackets
- duracells and energizers
- soffit panels
- circuit breakers
- vacuum cleaners
- coffee makers
- calculators
- generators
- matching salt and pepper shakers