**šŸ›« Chill Airways: The Meme-Powered Airline $DELAY** *The world’s first airliner funded by degenerates, memes, and belief.* **1. āœˆļø Pre-Flight Briefing** Why the hell are we building an airliner? Because the world is broken. And sometimes, to fix it, you need a meme so powerful it can lift a jet off the ground. Chill Airways exploded straight outta Reddit and Telegram with one mission: meme an airline into the sky. No investors. No suits. Just vibes, turbo degeneracy, and the internet’s most unhinged flight plan. This is internet history at 43,000 feet, and you're sitting in row one. **Our goal?** Starting the world's first airliner based on memes. With meme money. Governed by you. Painted with a meme on the tail. Yes, seriously. **2. 🧱 A Totally True Aviation Origin Story** In 2010, Satoshi Nakamoto sent one last message before disappearing: "The skies will not be centralized." No one understood it. Except Ricardo Bransónez, a Spanish flight school dropout with a WiFi addiction and zero legal connection to Richard Branson (don’t ask, won’t tell). Ricardo spent years decoding this prophecy from an airplane bar napkin. Then one day, while staking shrimp tokens in his mom’s basement, the vision hit: A new type of airliner. But powered by memes. Years later, his cousin, the legendary Chad Branson launched Chill Airways to fulfill the vision. Funded not by investors, but by chaos. Designed not by logic, but by Discord polls. Driven by one belief: ā€œWe can meme our way to 43,000 feet.ā€ **3. šŸ’° $DELAY Token Overview (No Boring Stuff, Just Vibes)** There are 69,000,000,000 $DELAY tokens, because of course there are. Here’s how it works: - Every time someone buys or sells, a piece goes toward putting a jet in the sky. - Another piece goes to operations. That means memes, devs, stickers, burn functions, fog machines, whatever it takes. - Max buys and sells are limited so no whales can crash the flight. - There’s a burn toggle. Controlled by the DAO. We call it the ā€œšŸ”„ Y/N?ā€ switch. - The LP is locked, the supply is capped. It’s a strap-in-and-send-it. That’s it. No fancy pie charts. No spreadsheets. Just a fuel tank that fills itself. **4. šŸŽ Frequent Flyer Benefits** In 2021, the internet took down hedge funds. In 2025, it's aiming at aviation. What You’re Signing Up For: - Voting Power That Actually MattersDecide what we fly, how it looks, and who gets on board. - First-Class Access to Jet TokensEach real aircraft will be backed by tokenization through its own $JET token. Token holders can gain early access to co-govern, co-fund, and even board the planes they helped launch. - Private Jet Raffle FlightsYou stake. You meme. You win. Real seats. Real vibes. Real ā€œhow is this even legal?ā€ moments. - MemeBrotherhood™ It’s an identity. A signal you’ve entered the meme airliner brotherhood. A decentralized, ungovernable, global crew bonded by tokens, turbulence, and terminally online energy.Ā  - MemeMilesā„¢ our official reward program. Holders of the token will be rewarded daily for flying, staking, and straight-up holding the vibe. If GameStop cracked Wall Street’s ego, Chill Airways is about to hijack the skies of global finance, powered by memes, not billionaires. 5. šŸ” The $DELAY Protocol Designed for Confidence, Not Control At Chill Airways, true decentralization starts with transparency. Our contract is built to empower the community and defend against the usual crypto turbulence, bots, snipers, and unexpected downdrafts. All managed via DAO and multisig, never in secret: - Gnosis Multisig Control — All sensitive functions are locked behind multisig authorization. - Fee Controls — Buy and sell taxes are adjustable. Sell tax is capped at 5% for community protection. Buy tax has no hard cap to allow anti-sniper flexibility. - Cooldown Delay, Wallets must wait a defined number of seconds between transactions to prevent bot activity. - Per-Block Transaction Limit, Only one transaction per wallet per block. - Transfer Delay, Delay between buy and sell to reduce bot-like behavior. - Max Transaction Limits, Prevent whales from manipulating the chart. - Blacklist Functionality, Enabled only via DAO vote to block malicious actors. (Limit of 5x) - Call Function Restrictions, Contract calls locked and executable only via multisig. - Burn Toggle, On/Off switch managed through multisig or DAO vote. - Liquidity Management Integration, Supports LP locking and reinforcement logic. - No Hidden Mint — Fully auditable, fixed-supply contract. - No Rebase or Supply Tricks, What you see is what you fly. Rugs are for living rooms. Not the runway. **6. šŸ“¦ Flight Deck Funds $DELAY** Let’s talk treasure. The decentralized, unhinged kind. Chill Airways is what happens when meme culture spills into aviation. We’re crowdmemeing a jet engine into reality. Imagine your parents watching the news: ā€œA group of internet people appear to have funded an actual airline". Here’s how we split the chaos: ✈ Jet Fund — 25% -Ā  The vault where dreams and turbofans collide. Every buy and sell feeds this monster. Today: a HondaJet. Tomorrow: a Boeing 737 plastered with memes. šŸ”§ Hangar Ops —  30% $DELAY - Fuel for chaos control and lift off. šŸŽŸ Frequent Flyer Vault— 40% $DELAY -Ā  Rewards for stakers, raiders, and meme missionaries. When it’s empty, the legend lives on. 🧳 Board Members Wallet — 1% $DELAY - No hidden stash. Just the essentials to keep this thing flying and the chaos semi-managed. šŸ›¬ Runway LP —  4% $DELAY Fuel for launch. The reason $DELAYED didn’t crash on day one. Treasury in emojis. Funded in chaos. Aimed at 43,000 feet. **7. šŸ” Degens in the Cockpit** Forget fake decentralization. We’re running this with transparency and actual governance. - Gnosis multisig holds the contract and the wallets. - DAO controls upgrades, tax tweaks, toggles, security patches. - Abu Dhabi-based SPV registration, brings legal structure. - Every aircraft gets its own SPV, one jet, one chain of commandĀ  - each aircraft managed separately. ā€œTrue decentralization is about governance, not abandonment.ā€ **8. šŸ› Official as F*ck** The Foundation A Chill Airways Foundation will be incorporated in Abu Dhabi. It will: 1) Oversee treasury management 2) Manage DAO integration & governance 3) Create and run jet-linked SPVs 4) Follows all required legal procedures in accordance with Abu Dhabi's regulatory framework SPVs (Special Purpose Vehicles): Each jet = its own SPV = its own $JET token. This setup allows: 1) Legal asset structuring 2) Separate DAO control and other risk factors per aircraft 3) Transparent revenue tracking (and potential compliant distribution) Disclaimer: The tokens are a utility token. It does not grant legal co-ownership of any aircraft or company. $JET1, $JET2 etc. launch post-legal confirmation. KYC may apply. Chill Airways operates under the legal framework and compliance guidelines set by Abu Dhabi jurisdiction. **9. šŸ›« Flight Crew Command** Captain Chad Branson — Founder / Flight Vision OfficerLegitimate cousin of Richard Branson (wink). Degen. Dreamer. Meme pilot. Rick Afterburn — Chief Turbulence OfficerHype logistics. Known to accidentally moon servers. If it moves the needle, he’s flying it sideways. Mr. CAPSLOCK — On-Chain EngineeringALL CAPS CODE. AUDIT WITH CAUTION. Once gas-optimized a testnet into oblivion. Mr. Zulu Mkhulu Vudlu — Chief Schedule OfficerHe is time. Manages chaos with calm precision. Did an AMA from a baggage cart. **10. šŸ—ŗ The Flight Plan** Phase 1 — Terminal Vibes - A Turbulent launch - Airdrops & staking launch - Partnerships & CEX listings - Discord whitelist boarding - DAO structuring begins - Onboarding the Paper Pushers (Finance + Legal Ops go full throttle) Phase 2 — Takeoff - MemeMiles campaigns - The first jet negotiations begin - NFT boarding passesĀ  - Regulators, Meet the Degens: Legal & Finance Framework Goes Live - First SPV setup (Abu Dhabi) Phase 3 — Cruising Altitude - Jet1 acquisition & sticker mission - $JET1 token deployment - Community IRL raffle flights begin - Revenue model launch via SPV - $Jet2 planning underway **11. 🧳 Final Boarding Call** Chill Airways $DELAY isn’t a copy, fork, or clone. It’s the world’s first Meme Airliner. Built by degenerates. Stabilized by vibes. Piloted by you. No suits. No overlords. No VC leash. Just a DAO-controlled cockpit and a team strapping themselves in to fly the most unserious serious project in crypto history. Welcome aboard. We meme. We build. We board. Together.