DAO Jones Membership Proposal

After months crawling through the sewers of crypto-FaceBook, a shaft of light guided Jones from the glistening tube into the open air.

The bustling crypto-citadel had less sewage, but more rogues, thieves, and assasins. Thankfully the shaft of light eminated from a guild hall populated with warriors, wizards, monks and more.

Guild members fed, bathed, and nurtered the gathered congregation, offering membership to those proven in battle. Some were recruited right away, some took a little time, some had adventures elsewhere.

Jones had to learn good manners and remove the matted shit from his hair, but eventually, through a long apprenticeship, began to understand what life in the citadel and The Guild was all about.

With raids under his belt, new clothes and a floral perfume masking his scent, Jones turned to the tall oak doors of the guild hall and knocked…